I built a small backyard sauna last year. Idk why but it makes girls horny as fuck.

I built a small backyard sauna last year. Idk why but it makes girls horny as frick. I’ve ready gotten my dick sucked by 7 girls in the sauna this winter. Why aren’t you taking the sauna pill?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that’s why I built one at your mom’s house

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could have skipped building the sauna, OPs mom was going to go down anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I thought building on a graveyard was illegal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much does it cost?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mine was about $3.5k total for the materials. It took me about a month to finish while working on it for about 2-4 hours a day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      about 300$ per girl

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Intredasting. I was thinking on getting a hot tub though. Are there any advantages to either choice? I'd assume the benefits from the sauna are going to carry over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother with a hot tub. They're overpriced bath tubs that you think you'll use a ton but then use maybe once a week.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. Not to mention that they are a nesting ground for bacteria and mosquitos even with regular cleaning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll definitely get more use out of a sauna. I use my sauna almost every day after working out. Hot tubs on the other hand seem really gay and creepy to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hot tubs are by regulation (in the states) not hot enough to give health benefits, jacuzzi jets are a gimmick, and the upkeep of keeping it clean and paying for the heating is not worthwhile compared to sauna

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >cruise ship
        >aww yeah nice vacation
        >get up early and go relax in the hot tub
        >It's like 80 degrees. Pool is 72. Probably 82 outside

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeeaaahhh my dude. Build one a few years ago at my cabin. Shit gets up to 210 F. Ladies love it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >210 F
      My homie have you actually been in there when it’s that hot? I usually keep it around 160 F and even that feels like being nestled in Satan’s gooch to me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah. It's a nice dry heat. You gotta watch your time and make sure you hydrate prior to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >160 F
        It's not a real sauna if it's under 100 C

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why are they burning the Russian?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why wouldn't they be burning the russian?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta wear a head cap and do like 5-10 minute increments in 210. It's something else let me tell ya, but really relaxes you and very good for breathing/nose issues if you put scented oils and stuff in the rocks. Russian nuts do this and then go jogging around naked in the snow afterward, rinse repeat. The cooling/heating disparity relazes your muscles even more.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Want a sauna with a drop down oxygen mask, something like on an airplane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just tie a plastic bag over your head when you get in. It’ll trap in the oxygen that you breathe out so you can just keep rebreathing it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "FRICK YOU FRICKING FRICK!"

      Crazy-ass movie. I met David Lynch right after this came out, and I have the same birthday as Dennis Hopper. Crazy ol' world.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much did it cost?
    I was thinking of building one out of an old boomer shed and stove with NEET money but there are trees above my yard so I don't want the cinders catching them on fire and how would I get a stove and shed in my backyard when I dont have a trailer?
    For now I just found an old sleeping bag in a dumpster and put an infrared light and heating pads in it for health reasons and I sweat like I would in a sauna

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give some details you frick. Any progress pics? Show the inside. Like what a shit thread

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So you were banished to the suck shed

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Infrared?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nope he's a stupid cuck with expensive dry sauna heat technology with no steam, infrared or near infrared technology
      He just wanted to project his homosexual degenerate porno onto us cause he's a sick mutt

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How cold does it get in the winter where you live? If it's someplace really cold, are you worried about the temperature shock giving you a case of suddenly?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      People take ice swimming breaks in between sitting in sauna so I doubt it should be a problem unless OP is a frail granpa or lives in Denali, Alaska or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP, but I live in Finland where saunas are extremely common. People regularly go from the 80 degree Celsius sauna and jump in to the -1 degree sea, then back again several times before the sauna time is done.

      How do you build one? Did you go from ground up self build or did you buy a kit? I want to build one in the future on my land and I am looking for some advice

      They are extremely easy to DIY.
      >make shed out of birch wood
      >put in wood burning stove
      >install chimney
      >build bench
      >install window
      You also want a small hole near the ground as an air inlet. When using the sauna, make sure to periodically throw some water on top of the stove so the air doesn't get dry as frick.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because 'cold' here means 50 degrees F in the winter and 'hot' means 125 degrees F in the summer. Want to bring all the girls to the yard in my area? Let it get around that you have central AC.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate saunas. Stream rooms I love.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *Steam

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer detected

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do you build one? Did you go from ground up self build or did you buy a kit? I want to build one in the future on my land and I am looking for some advice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Threads shit without op elaborating, I almost don't think he actually built a sauna. Also checked

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a shed I'm considering converting into a sauna. Existing wood structure with concrete floor and a window. I'd put nice walls and floor in, but not sure what to do about heat. No electricity run to it. Cast iron pot with externally heated stones? Propane?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rape does not count anon.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Saunas arent a mystery
    It's an excuse to get naked while getting wet, hot and steamy all at the same time.
    But yeah I had a gf once that really went sex crazed in the sauna

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I want a sauna I walk outside my house in the summer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Naked?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to convert a large shower room into a sauna, anyone know of a good place for info?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >having sex in sauna
    Disgusting
    t. Finn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >having sex in Sanna
      Yummy.
      t. burger

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ewww icky
        sex smells amazing. you're beta and/or gay

        delicious delicious warm yeast, yeah, amazing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          It smells like yeast
          Specially after a creampie
          It produces the most rancid stench

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's right
      Sex stinks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ewww icky
        sex smells amazing. you're beta and/or gay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All I smell is fish, I guess I'm just too used to my own smells.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >All I smell is fish
            That's because you frick nasty women. Go find one who bathes and get back to us.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Fake news.
              All foids smell like this
              It's a meme

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if your sex stinks it's because you and/or the creatures you're fricking are disgusting beasts. That's not normal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you can physically survive adding the strain of intercourse your sauna is not warm/humid enough.

      https://i.imgur.com/u4JNBDR.jpg

      How cold does it get in the winter where you live? If it's someplace really cold, are you worried about the temperature shock giving you a case of suddenly?

      I keep hearing about this temperature shock thing, I've had no problem jumping from 80-100C sauna to rolling in the snow. But by all means be careful if you're lowering yourself into a wake, because of the whole drowning thing.

      t. Another Finn. We flock to sauna posts.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    45 replies and no one thought to do a reverse image search to find out that OP is a liar who stole an image from a sauna company's website. Pathetic.
    https://www.saunaking.com.au/outdoor-saunas/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What a piece of shit
      Ban OP janny

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING KEK
      imagine thinking a diy poster got 7 girls so far this winter

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >degenerating sauna culture even further with sex
    just have a nice day

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people who actually frick/suck in saunas make no sense to me
    the idea seems hot (hehe)
    but the grim reality of sauna cummies is that you are 100% guaranteed to feel like you're dying of an amphetamine overdose and your heart is about to explode
    (regardless of how great your cardio is)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can give Americans the European amenities- but not European culture.
      The billiard table, the sauna, the spa bath, the dacha, things which Europeans simply consider part of a house are simply sex objects in the eyes of Americans.
      they think my horses and stable are sex objects, they think my wine cellar is a sex object- they see class/wealth and want sex.

      I'm not even rich tbh, none of these things are nearly as expensive as anyone in America thinks they are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >low T, the post

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I lost my virginity on my pool table

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did you at least wipe these off after?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could you make a sauna with cement posts, rendered mudbrick, plastic deck boards and a heat sealed plastic roof?
    Since the structure is so small there doesn't seem like a real reason to lay a slab, the mudbrick is heatproof, air tight to the ground and you can frame windows with it so you could build the whole steam assembly out of it.
    The plastic deck boards can be laid directly into the floor level of he mud brick giving you a nonslip surface that's easy to clean, and the heat sealed plastic roof would just extend down the top 1/3 of the structure to seal it in.

    if you wanted to spend more on fittings, boarding over parts of it or whatever that would be fine.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Idk why

    I'd assume it has to do with the lack of clothing, the heat making them feel comfortable and relaxed, the natural pheromones of sweat, the way it glistens on the body (if you have a nice body), and so on.

    You also have the factor of limited things to do in the actual sauna (besides talk or just sit there in silence), and of course the fact that you are alone with a woman at your house anyway so it was probably going to happen one way or another.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So 7 girls gave you a hot steamy time but you aren't telling us the total number of girls you had in there before reaching the 7. The rate of suck-cess matters anon. Another important factor might be the period over which it took to accrue the 7

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