i bought lvl 4 plates for 200 bucks

and they are fucking dogshit
they don't even cover half of my torso, any bullet lower than my sternum is going throuhg because those pieces of shit are only a foot in diameter

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >they don't even cover half of my torso,
    yup. don't worry, they make you invincible, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i dont feel invincible bro, why aren't they made for normal human proportions, im not a fucking dwarf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're supposed to get emergency trauma care after getting shot anywhere but the heart and lungs, just rely on your squad's combat medic and you'll be fine 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being obese is not normal human proportions nagger

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fatass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm 5'7" and 130lbs that's the fucked up part
      how is 10x12 inches the standart for level 4 plates when it can't even cover my skinny ass
      i don't feel protected bro, i want my fucking money back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >i want my fucking money back
        Unless you were sold queer giraffes, then no chance, Proximo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Rattle rattle you fucking skelenagger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >5'7" 130
        turning sideways would be infinitely more effective at protecting you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw 5'11 140
          If I tuck my stomach in I can RP as a holocaust survivor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Get a groin plate, side plates, and delt plates. Thigh and neck too if you’re feeling adventurous.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's >$1,500.
          Really sounds scammy tbh
          >Buy this lvl 4 body armor? What was that? You want to protect more than 30% of your upper body? No worries, we also got *shit that should be there from the start* for purchase!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your chest is worth $200. How much are your other body parts worth? Any that are less valuable than the armor that would protect them I say skip.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XGIF84R.jpg

        and they are fucking dogshit
        they don't even cover half of my torso, any bullet lower than my sternum is going throuhg because those pieces of shit are only a foot in diameter

        Buy a bigger fucking plate dipshit
        Even a right sized plate isn't meant to cover your whole chest, just your vitals inside

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plates exist to stop your fucking heart, lungs and a handful of "if this gets nicked you die in five seconds" arteries from being penetrated

    The rationale is that as a US soldier, if you get shot anywhere else you'll be medevacked and live

    This has been massively effective btw and is a big reason the US shifted from a ratio of 3 wounded soldiers per dead soldier to about 17 over the course of 50 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to about 17 over the course of 50 years
      Also notable in that the majority of deaths in recent wars were from IEDs, which obviously kill from an entirely different mechanism than bullets. If you count only gunshot wounds, the figure probably rises incredibly dramatically.

      If you have plates and don't die immediately, getting shot is really not that big a deal from a survivability standpoint.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't they cover the brain then?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A helmet is just body armor for your brain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fuck... that's deep...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on the caliber

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're too much of a pussy to do enough barbell neck curls at the gym to support the weight.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I know it wouldn't be practical, but I wonder how heavy would a full torso lvl armor be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        full torso level 4 armor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Heavier than the breastplate in that pic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's obvious, but just how heavy? Too heavy to stand? Too heavy to walk more than 20 feet?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Too heavy to walk more than 20 feet
            I dunno about you, but I can hold up about 200 pounds of extra weight and move around with it on favorable terrain slowly and with much exertion. could I do that and anything useful? no. but I could make it more than 20 feet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd guess between 25 and 30lbs for two solid pieces if it's boron carbide, 40 if it's aluminum oxide

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds surprisingly manageable if you're right

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The reason Armor weight is at a premium in the modern day has less to do with the armor and more to do with all the other shit you have to carry to fight as modern infantry.
            If all you had to do was fight one engagement, not march a significant distance or anything else you could wear five times the amount of armor as a modern soldier easily.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              So, like a SWAT team?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I guess that's where the real advantage of an exoskeleton system might come into play. If you have a device that does nothing more than add 50-100 pounds of carry capacity to your average soldier, suddenly they're wearing full body lvl4 armor and carrying twice the ammo or higher caliber weapons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been thinking it over a lot lately and I think larger armor carriers may be better suited to a civvie use case than a PC. Like you said, PC's protect your vitals and assume medevac. But you may or may not get that as a rando. Rifle caliber threats aren't the only threats you'll see either and in an unrest situation you are just as likely to be shot by da bliky as an AR. Kevlar inserts will stop pistol threats. A PC doesn't help you if you are shot anywhere other than the small area of the plate by a pistol. You're also more likely to sit in place and protect your property than you are to assault an objective or run off looking for a fight so the added weight shouldn't matter as much. BALCS carriers with plates and soft armor sounds better all around.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        im in

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw i will never get to carry an M240 again

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            anything is possible if you follow your dreams 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No medevac
        Focus more on not getting into fair gunfights.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >BALCS carriers with plates and soft armor sounds better all around.
        Given the price of plate carriers these days, you might as well have both.

        But, yeah, in general I reckon the greater coverage of plates+soft vest are worth the discomfort for a civilian. Chances are that if I'm wearing armor of any sort it'll be because I'm bunkered down in my home, standing guard with a few neighbors at the end of our street or riding around in the back of some guy's truck like when the Pajeets in SA went full day of the rope in 2021. Maybe knocking on a local senator's door to explain my grievances in person. In any case, I won't be rucking long distances in the sandbox.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, the point is the odds off you dying before the corpsman can get to you are much lower and the odds of him being able to stabilize you are much higher.
      Sure it would be nice to be able to run around a warzone bouncing 308 but until exoskeletons are issued gear that isn't possible.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no shit retard. This is what high speed lo drag gear queer fag oper8tors bullshit does to a nigga

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get another plate and hang it lower
    This is not a hard concept

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idiot. They are only supposed to cover your vitals. Your fat gut is not vital. In the cowboy days people lived for days being gut shot. Thats how they all are. You're just ignorant. Just do aome more googling or watch a youtube video or three before you start bitching, saves you a lot of getting made fun of.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why arent lower dick and butt plates more popular

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people don't wear armor to larp at the range for an hour, and maybe go on a hike to test their kit. they wear armor most of the day pretty much every day for extended periods of time. what seems like a minor inconvenience ends up adding a lot of weight, bulk, and discomfort. There are plenty of examples of people being issued extra armor and they end up not even wearing it because its such a pain
      I wouldn't want to sit down in a trench for 30 days wearing a butt plate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It' the kind of thing that should be available in case you are doing shit where it's worth the hassle.
        >sitting in a trench
        Fuck the cock block
        >kicking doors
        If I'm the poor bastard on point I would take them

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          seems to be how they are used sometimes but obviously it depends on the kind of conflict you are in

          >There are plenty of examples of people being issued extra armor and they end up not even wearing it because its such a pain
          Yeah, I don't remember what youtube video it was from, but a marine was talking about his service and how he got issued this crotch armor but never wore it and he said something like
          >If you are not wearing this armor you might die, but if you are wearing this armor, you are dying every day
          Because it was so incredibly uncomfortable.

          yeah i can imagine that shit would kill airflow on your crotch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There are plenty of examples of people being issued extra armor and they end up not even wearing it because its such a pain
        Yeah, I don't remember what youtube video it was from, but a marine was talking about his service and how he got issued this crotch armor but never wore it and he said something like
        >If you are not wearing this armor you might die, but if you are wearing this armor, you are dying every day
        Because it was so incredibly uncomfortable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >crotch armor
          >Because it was so incredibly uncomfortable.

          seems to be how they are used sometimes but obviously it depends on the kind of conflict you are in
          [...]
          yeah i can imagine that shit would kill airflow on your crotch

          >yeah i can imagine that shit would kill airflow on your crotch
          It's great when you have to lay down on the ground in the snow for a long amount of time. Keeps your dick warm and dry. Very comfy but hard to take a piss with all the layers in the winter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Paul Harrell said that about a friend or family member, but it was in the Gulf war and was talking about his armor carrier or similar, due to having to drive around their HMmv with no ac
          Think it was his body armor video

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1 foot in diameter
    Did you mean radius you fucking retard? Maybe your problem is you don't know shit about measurements

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nvm I misread

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >skim your post
        >hurl insults
        >nvm
        based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Based skim reader and insult thrower

        full torso level 4 armor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        best post on /k/ right now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A gentleman and a scholar

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man i really hated that year-long boogboi meme fad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when the boog yeet fedboi hawaiian clacker rooma claymore nods light raid house trap meemaw igloo plates lvl4 vibe check 1776 glicky swat stack giggle switch?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Medieval armor was the same, a cuirass ends at the ribs because longer plates would prevent you from flexing and moving properly. The best way to survive gunshots is not getting hit and mobility is key for that.
    Of course, medieval armor supplented plate with mail but since bullet-proof and flexible can't be done you will just have to accept getting shot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you will just have to accept getting shot.
      Don't tell me what to do bro, you're not my mom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Medieval armor covered a lot more than plate carriers because while a bullet to the gut in the 21st century is often survivable an arrow to the foot had a high chance of killing you over the course of months as "doctors" treated your infection with leeches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Of course, medieval armor supplented plate with mail
      With plate skirt like in your pick.
      Peascod breastplates

      https://i.imgur.com/S8Uxbq7.jpg

      I know it wouldn't be practical, but I wonder how heavy would a full torso lvl armor be?

      went much lower than waist line

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know if I was concocting some kind of meta counter to level four armor my answer wouldn't be something that could be rendered completely irrelevant by a 2a Kevlar flap.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you get shot while wearing armor you're out of the fight regardless
    This is a misconception.
    Modern ceramic plates are unbelievably good at both ballistic protection and kinetic energy dispersal.
    When you get shot with steel plates, all of that energy is directed into you, not the plate.
    When you get shot with ceramic plates, that kinetic energy disperses with the individual plates inside the armor breaking.
    I've seen videos of dudes getting shot with .308, getting knocked down, then immediately getting back up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See something like this for reference, an Italian dude did something similar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't plates of all kinds simply spread the force out through the whole plate face? Bullets don't knock you over when they hit plates, I doubt some even leave a mark.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA
        in practice ceramic plates deform locally somewhat, so you do get some level of concentration of the force, just not enough to reliably cause an injury that stops you. That's why BFD standards exist, I believe in America the maximum allowed by the NIJ for soft and hard armor is 40mm? That's how deeply a plate will "bulge" into a block of clay.

        In theory, you could produce substantial injuries behind the plate without penetrating it, but in practice they're very rare. Even on the extreme ends, the only recorded case of someone dying from BFD I've ever found was someone who caught a 45-70 in an old school soft vest, and when tested this produced more than 120mm of BFD.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the only recorded case of someone dying from BFD I've ever found was someone who caught a 45-70 in an old school soft vest
          got a link?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.astm.org/jfs11502j.html

            The whole case was a fun novelty because I'm pretty sure IIIa isn't rated to stop 45-70, at all, but the round's "fat and slow" enough that technically it did fail to penetrate and instead just drug a fist-sized clump of kevlar directly into the guy's sternum, like throwing a cannonball onto a trampoline and hearing it thud instead of bounce

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it did fail to penetrate and instead just drug a fist-sized clump of kevlar directly into the guy's sternum
              Jesus.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is only noteworthy because of how gnarly and weird it is though, in any other repeat scenario the round would have just whizzed through the kevlar and killed the guy the way any rifle round to center mass does, soft armor or not

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >it did fail to penetrate and instead just drug a fist-sized clump of kevlar directly into the guy's sternum
              Jesus.

              There were ***allegedly*** cases in the old musket days of Ottomans at the right range getting shot in an overlapping part of a silk garment so that the ball only went a couple inches into them, and twisted up the shirt so much it prevented the worst of the bloodloss. ***Supposedly*** the surgeons thought this made everything a hell of a lot easier during surgery, too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > Shooting a LEO with a 45-70
              Did this person not have anything other than their big boy Henry?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Highly depends, some bullets won't penetrate for example steel armor but vibe check your internal organs so hard you wish it did.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the buckshot flying at your dick look so menacing and malicious. I feel weird looking at this.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On the topic of body armor, what I find really weird is whenever I watch POV war footage, where I assume everyone is wearing body armor, the dudes ALWAYS immediately drop after a shot or two. Like I never saw footage of a dude tanking shots, like the vest wasn't doing what it's supposed to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      From the inexperienced it's emotional shock of "holy fuck I got shot"
      From the hardier it's a tactical response of "holy fuck I'm getting shot, better hit the deck"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, I meant "drop" as in "drop dead". Just from the top of my head, a lot POV from the Russian-Ukrainian war come to mind where one sees the other, gives him 2-3 center mass shots and the dude just perishes, but I'm thinking "Ok, wasn't the armor supposed to stop this?". Surely everyone there is carrying level 4 plates, level 3 at the absolute minimum, but even those are rated for rifle rounds.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Without descending too far into /k/s yearlong shitposting obsession, it's fair to assume a lot of people in the trenches in Ukraine are NOT wearing plates of any variety.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I didn't know that, I assumed everyone was.
            Sorry, I genuinely wasn't trying to shitpost or derail anything (I'm sick and tired of that whole story myself)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Ukraine is still taking armor donations, and back in 2014 had a dire announcement that their military had virtually no body armor whatsoever

              Russian soldiers allegedly have super titanium alloy plates and in practice they keep finding dead Russians with pieces of steel mailboxes/tufts of cotton/stolen Macbooks in their plate pockets

              None of it's extraordinary, people have this misconception that flak jackets were hypothetically used in ____ or flecktarn was floating around in ____ but in reality the US didn't commit into "No seriously, everybody in the warzone actually gets body armor" until the '90s, the rest of NATO in the '00s, and you can imagine how functionally the rest of the world still lags behind

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Surely everyone there is carrying level 4 plates
          You realize a lot of Russians have cardboard, pistols-and-shrapnel armor from Chechnya, or nothing at all?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its just armor doesn't cover everything and when people spam shots they hit around plate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i've read the same but about mongols wearing silk and arrows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        oops meant for

        [...]
        There were ***allegedly*** cases in the old musket days of Ottomans at the right range getting shot in an overlapping part of a silk garment so that the ball only went a couple inches into them, and twisted up the shirt so much it prevented the worst of the bloodloss. ***Supposedly*** the surgeons thought this made everything a hell of a lot easier during surgery, too.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you ever buy expired body armor, if it is cheaper? I'm not talking 15 years expired, 1-3 years. I'm thinking they're still perfectly 100% working after that, but maybe I'm coping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he believes in the "body armor expires!" scam
      Lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he believes in the "body armor expires!" scam
      Lol

      Kevlar doesn't expire. Neither should most rifle plate materials.
      There's a grain of truth in that certain Kevlar alternatives like Twaron or Zylon turn into fucking plastic bags after five years, but they mostly only existed as a fad in the 2000s anyway (5% lighter than Kevlar for 3x the price!) so their stocks are exhausted

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    armor isn't for letting you stand up in a hail of gunfire you dingus, it's protecting the shit that'll kill your fastest

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made a lvl3 dangler out of a $40 italian plate for that reason.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I were forced to assume all my enemy combatants are plated up on all sides they should be forced to assume I am aiming for both femurs. Hurr durr geneva shots below waste no maiming laws and blahblah

    No fuck you. If someone is plated the killshot is their femoral artery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Says you nigga

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >geneva shots below waste no maiming laws
      What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck hitting them, that's the real issue

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "muh vitals"
    Enjoy being shot in the gut and the wonderful sensation of acid leaking into all sorts of places it really shouldn't be.

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