I am looking for a new fudd hat with the ear flaps to stay warm. I was walking around thinking about getting a blaze orange one just so when I’m out with the dogs it’s a little safer. There is a big hunt club by me and tons of hunting everywhere. Then I realized is blaze orange a psyop? Do they force us to buy orange gear so during teotwaki we don’t have grayman or camo gear?
>no no anon settle down it’s not like they are going to double down and make it obvious
Then I saw pic related
And everyone clapped
I mean, as a means to not get shot its pretty on point
I thought orange was the only color deer had trouble perceiving. You mean all this time hunters were wearing the same color as autumn leaves just so they wouldn't look gay?
Article claims they see pink even less. Deer only really see movement camo is a meme for deer hunting. I have stood but naked in front of a deer and they couldn’t see me even though I was pissing. Once they smelled it they put their head down submissively and backed away into the woods shaking.
I always hunted in old wool rich plaid Santa outfit grandpa gave me. It’s fine except every briar gets permanent attached
>exists in the same zipcode as beggars lice
Oof
You should see my poor kitty sometimes she comes looking for me crying to get me to pull them out of her ass hair.
I got one caught in mullet today, that shit hurt.
Hate those things so much, bros.
Deer bed was full of them, didnt see em till it was too late.
yeah the reason you have to wear bright fucking orange is because other hunters are borderline retarded and WILL shoot at noises. If they hear you and you look like a bush they're going to shoot the bush (you) thinking it's got a deer behind it. Then as you bleed out the dumb slack jawed bastard will be flapping his lips going "GORSH MISTER WHY WASNT YOU WEARING BLAZE ORANGE?"
Looking back, I unironically can't believe I used to talk like OP. Holy fuck I feel so stupid.
Just embrace clown clothes.
>I am looking for a new fudd hat with the ear flaps to stay warm. I was walking around thinking about getting a blaze orange one just so when I’m out with the dogs it’s a little safer. There is a big hunt club by me and tons of hunting everywhere.
its amazing how fast a resonable perspective can turn into some schizo rambling. I almost thought this post was made by a normal well functioning human being
>Tyler Durden
What kind of a fucking gay site is this?
you go to this site and don't know what zerohedge is?
its an awful news site tho
> its an awful news site tho
It’s hard whenever israel pops off most of the maga type news sites are unbearable
>brave israeli student gets heckled for demanding every Palestinian gets shipped first class to Texas!
Zero hedge at least publishes some same content on israel
Isn't zero hedge done by a butthurt russian expat who got booted from wall street for insider trading?
Yes, and now every autist on the face of the Earth thinks ZH is providing some sort of unheard of knowledge with their "news". They run stories on fucking nonsense and add their shit filled opinion on top of it.
>What kind of a fucking gay site is this?
Isn’t there a rule about lurking before posting?
No rule, we just used to hurt their feelings until they learned better or an heroed. Got overwhelmed by election tourists and lost that charm I think.
Do you wear camo when riding a bike at night, too? Dumbfuck.
Blue jeans, black jacket, black gloves, black helmet (white skin). Hi-vis grandpas are the ranger officer jannies of motorcycling. No one will see you anyway.
Pink probably makes more sense that orange tbqh. Plenty of leaves in the fall are orange so I can see someone getting shot by accident even with orange glow on. The only time you'll see bright pink foliage is in the spring.
>teotwaki
Shouldnt it be teotwawki? This sort of thing bugs me, and I do not feel fine about it.
You are right. I am visual impaired and use speech to text. I’ll still making it longer than the nihilist fag.
https://www.stormykromer.com/the-original-stormy-kromer-cap/
How do they fit they only go up to an 8. I usually wear 8.5 or 9. But that’s the style I want. Maybe longer brim my vision issue dosnt like bright sun.
A 9? Holy fuck, you must have a stupendously enormous cranium. What a specimen.
Big skull gang. Size 9.5 American, finding something other than a beanie that fits me is an endless and fruitless endeavor.
Yeah normal baseball caps even on the last click stand no chance. Work only can order up to xxl which can not fit.
we r 2 smart fo dis wurld n dey smol hats
Also completely bald if I had hair it would be even bigger close to your 9.5
It's so that you don't get accidentally shot by another hunter who didn't see you in your realtree or whatever.
>do they force us to buy bright colors to stop greyman
first of all, if you're dressing like a '''greyman''' you already stick out like a sore thumb to a fucking infant, let alone someone actively going out of their way to be observant. not that they're going to be scared of some homosexual like you just because they're in camo anyways.
second of all, no, it's because a significant portion of the population is mentally retarded and they constantly shoot other hunters unless they're incredibly obvious.
> first of all, if you're dressing like a '''greyman''' you already stick out like a sore thumb to a fucking infant, let alone someone actively going out of their way to be observant
I wore my Greyman shit in Africa and got tons of compliments. I’ve never been complimented once in the USA on my fashion choices. They kept asking me where I got It and how cool I looked. I was wearing basically a cowboy (modern) outfit with bolo tie. I figured no one there would know the difference that I wasn’t from Texas do I went ahead and got some. Counts as grayman cause they couldn’t tell who I really was. 10/10 would recommend and do again. I’m saving that get up to wear whenever I go on vacation.
Makes sense.
Pink is one of the easiest colours to pick out on land, and flat out the easiest to pick out in or under water, and most animals don't have as good a set of eyes as we do.
I mean, it's probably just a big first-offer to get hunters to settle on wearing some proper orange, and not just wearing shit to blend into their surroundings so they don't get shot at by the oldies who just let fly at any movement they see, but I don't live in an area that really has that kind of visibility issue so can't comment well.
Honestly I like it. Pink is a pretty color and I don't feel like less of a man for liking a particular spectrum of visible light. Then again I don't see what's wrong with orange aside from making you look like a convict. Wait that gives me an idea