I am currently in a rented lodge deep in the woods up in Sweden. Last evening, the moment the sun went down, our dog started freaking out. Barked at nothing, and stared off into the air. Acted like there was something in the room that wasn't supposed to be there. At night, my girlfriend woke with a start from a nightmare she had. She asked me if I'd been standing next to her on her side of the bed, because she had a dream that something was standing there, looking at her. I also slept weirdly - despite sleeping for most of the night, I wasn't rested at all and have been tired the whole day.
It is now evening again. The dog is freaking out, again. The night is coming, and all I have with me is an underpowered .177 pellet rifle.
Send help.
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Around elves, watch yourselves.
homosexual
Way to out yourself as a tourist
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Get some shit made of wrought iron and wait for the fags of the forest to return. Remind them that it is MAN who is made in God's image and all opposition will be met with flame and fury
What, like a fire poker? Does this help against g-g-ghosts?
>Sweden
Could be gnomes, could be vengeful spirits of dead pagans/sami/forest finns
>forest finns
pls no
Swigity swooty, sissi's are coming to get your booty.
Aim for the eyes, anon. A .177 to the eye will stop anyone but the most cracked of crack heads...Unless it's meth. If it's a methhead you are fucked.
Get the fuck out back to your containment board, homosexual.
Scare the ghosts. Douse yourself in holy water and walk around the property naked yelling obscenities.
They know a tourist is there
just close your eyes and go back to bed, anon. the forest is safe for you
Just let the bull in and stop coping
If you have cell reception then you aren't innawoods, now get out larper
>morning came with the stench of moonshine and wood alchohol
>snus littered the ground by our windows, the drippings trailing off into the dark
>we hear the drone of snowmobiles deep in the forest.
>the sun is fading fast
Dont worry its probably just the social democrats
if they wanted you dead you would already be dead. if they wanted you alone you wouldn't be reading this.
just let them jack off to your wife while you're sleeping and deal with it.
In an actually true story, I decided to hike a 9 mile loop through the woods last weekend and I saw the same deer 3 different times in 3 different areas. Each time it was about 20 yards away and just staring at me. As soon as I made eye contact it would scream and run off. It screamed really loud. It was about like this
Imagine taking a vacation to muttland
Pour a circle of salt around your bed, have something iron within reaching distance, and whatever you do, if someone offers you food in your dream DO NOT eat it.
He's gonna eat the brownies, isn't he?
Put a chair against the doorknob.
Maybe someone just has a key.
Your logical and rational response is not welcome on PrepHole
ah shit bro, sorry that was me. I'm just kinda lost and it's cold out here. Could you unlock the door? There's definitely nothing to worry about.
>dog freaking out
You are in the woods away from home, he is hearing and smelling a shit ton of new things he has no idea how to deal with.
>Wife has nightmares
Probably because you were acting like little a bitch because of the dog. If her protector is afraid, she will be too, same with the dog. Stop being a little faget
Remember to bring your meds with you next time you go in to the woods
Does Sweden even have bears? It's probably nothing.
When you see a ghost, walk into it, and it will disappear.
>t.confronted 3 ghosts in his life
Greentext pls
It's mostly indescribable. You're going about your life, a moment of petrifying fear and chaos intrudes into your world, and your only choice is to either run away or transcend your terror and approach it. If you run, it chases you and you forever live with the knowledge that you flee when approached by the infinite. But if you approach it, it disappears.
I am 100% convinced all ghosts and other such encounters are in fact God's shadow, and you are being tested by God when you encounter a ghost. You cannot seek one out, it will always and only appear to you when you least expect it and are at your most vulnerable.
Long story short, the last time I approached a ghost a couple years ago is when I had this revelation. I encountered a ghost while walking alone at night, and despite the terror I approached where it was (it was invisible). Instead of disappearing it flew into me and possessed me, and I started seeing (more like feeling) images and things that have not happened yet. I didn't understand what was going on, but it was trying to make me understand something. I finally figured it out and I said aloud "I need to be ready", and it immediately left my body and I spent the next 3 months trying to piece together what the fuck just happened.
Your dog is probably smelling another predator around there, like a wolf. And is feeling like he needs to defend his territory. Ignore the gf. Women are scared children and, in my experience, have nightmares all the time. They love to fucking waste my time telling me all about the fairytales they dreamed, too. I hate it. Shut up. No one cares. I'll murder anything that threatens you, shut up and go back to sleep.
New surrounding for everyone, it's nothing. Who knows what racoon your dog hears or smells from outside.
I had a dog that would bark at cardboard boxes if they were placed in a weird spot. Maybe his eyes are going to shit and he's just getting his angst out. Dogs feel good when doing a job. Take him on a few walks in the dusk/twilight, bring a flashlight, just in case. Women are just crazy, there's no helping that.
>not praying to Odin immediately to endow you with the massive testicles needed to beat a Draugr to death with a fire poker
The absolute state of Sweden...