Hypothetically speaking, what can I reasonably concoct that would produce the most permanent stench that would permeate the building when placed inside of the ventilation duct?
Hypothetically speaking, what can I reasonably concoct that would produce the most permanent stench that would permeate the building when placed insid...
Butyric acid in slowly evaporating water, or in a bottle that slowly drips. Ethanol would evaporate faster but that’s kind of a fire hazard. Most other malodorants especial sulfur ones are somewhat toxic and you don’t want to kill the hvac tech
Easy hydrogen sulfide gas generator:
you will need:
1. iron powder
2. sulfur powder
3. some sort of acid (hydrochloric, acetic, sulfuric)
(Optional) 4. Ammonia cleaner
Mix the iron and sulfur powder together until they are a fine, uniform mixture. Put the powder on some sort of stone you don't care about, and light it. This reaction gets very hot, something like thermite, and will melt through metal, so be careful and do it outdoors. Once it has cooled, chip and scrape off whatever pieces of the result that you can. This is iron sulfide. Mixing iron sulfide with an acid will produce hydrogen sulfide gas, which is responsible for the smell of rotten eggs. You can hide a bottle acid in the ceiling, drop the FeS chunks in, and run away, or you can go the optional, slower release route. Make the hydrogen sulfide, and bubble it through the ammonia solution. This will create ammonium sulfide, which degrades back to hydrogen sulfide over time. You can put this liquid in a bottle and set it up to slowly drip over time, releasing hydrogen sulfide as it drips. As said, this gas, being a sulfur compound, is toxic, and is around the same level as hydrogen cyanide gas. Hydrogen sulfide has a very obnoxious odor at low concentrations, but at high concentrations, it burns out your sense of smell and you can't smell it anymore. The dangerous concentration of the gas is past this point, so if you can smell it, you're fine, if not, too much. Good luck, and don't hurt anyone if you do this.
Selenoacetone.
A dead fish
just shit in your hand and smear it all over the intake grate.
a bag of squid
raw chicken in a jar of milk
Your underwear
Speaking as a landlord, I love idiots like you, easy money. Had tenants do this sort of thing a few times after an eviction, it is almost effortless to prove who did it in small claims courts. It covers the cost of renovating everything in the unit and lost rent during the renovation. If you do do this, best to avoid the return ducts unless you want serious penalties in the case of getting caught including possible civil charges from people in other units in the building.
Yeah whatever larper. For one you’d have to prove who did it in a return duct. Secondly if you did pull that off you’ll get a judgement in civil court which means dick. If I knew where your make believe units were I’d piss in your clothes driers
I said small claims court, so not criminal, and generally people eventually pay up because credit rating or they grow up and take accountability. The bar for proof is low in small claims court.
You have no idea what you are talking about. When you evict someone they have a month to leave, it does not mean you show up with a sheriff and they are out that day, legal system/police will not even get involved until you gave them that month and they still refused to leave. Not all evictions are for failure to pay rent, lease violations of other sorts like excessive noise are common. Most landlords make sure their leases cover enough stuff to keep the neighbors happy and tenants who cause issues can be evicted to keep those neighbors happy. You clearly have no experience with anything but slums and no experience with small claims courts. I rekey after every tenant.
>almost effortless
completely moronic. it's literally impossible to prove unless you got it on camera.
also if it's after an eviction, why didn't you change the locks? if they frick up the place after you take ownership back, now it's your own problem and not theirs.
and like others said, if they're being evicted, they have no money to pay any possible judgement against them anyway so it's doubly pointless, and you're triple full of shit. the shit they smeared all over the ducts lmao
>if they're being evicted, they have no money to pay any possible judgement against them anyway
It's hard to imagine that the kind of people who can't pay their rent and get evicted could be worth trying to sue.
This. When tenants leave, the first thing I do is check the pipes for oil and all the hidden places the commies like to hide things because they were never taught how to be adults.
>Bitches that some people want to actually live and prosper instead of being slaves to a capitalistic plantation.
>While acting like an infant, trying to find any little thing they can use to scam, rob, and punish people for perceived slights.
Don't catch your hands on fire from rubbing them together so much, ~~*(landlord*~~)
Just collect the rags you use to wipe up all the discharge that oozes out of your fake vegana and stick those in there.
Trim some fat off a steak and microwave it for like 10 minutes
It's godawful
Rotten potato or beans.
Or you could, you know, grow up and stop being a petulant vindictive manbaby?
surstromming is supposed to be ungodly disgusting not sure how long the smell last for though
hypothetically of course
The correct answer.
Also there is a reason you should open it outside and under water, it is practically impossible to get rid off once its been spread around a bit.
dandelion leaves and flowers left in water
Frozen shrimp
>When rentoids FIGHT BACK!
Iv heard good things about durian.
These things smell wretched, one time some motherfricker got one of these out on a plane, there was no escape. Never heard so much moaning all at once
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Not him, but in southeast asian countries where these are popular, it's not uncommon for there to be signs up in public places that forbid eating them. People will just pull one out and crack it open wherever they happen to be, and frick anybody who's on the bus/train/plane/waiting room with them.
a dab of this the size of a match head will stink up a room forever if it is not found and cleaned
Hunting Supply places ought to have synthetic skunk scent -- used to disguise human odour in hunting situations.