Hypothetically speaking if this thing was rolling towards your platoon with killer intent what could you do to stop it?

Hypothetically speaking if this thing was rolling towards your platoon with killer intent what could you do to stop it?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just go around lmfao

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a 90 year old with a walker would outrun it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    call the chair force and run

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killing the guys who had to put tracks through your position two weeks prior

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesnt use rails to move

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the type, the really big ones do as does the one in the pic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, you're just retarded. You can clearly see the caterpillar tracks in the photograph.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...walk around it?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take out its radome with stinger missiles

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the cable that powers it

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and walk around it, while doing the Bane vs CIA dialogue in my head

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >180 you spaghetti slurping cretin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Outed. Lurk two years before posting.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          UNO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that an H&R 999?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slowly turn and walk the opposite direction.
    Or really in any direction that isn’t properly prepared for it to travel on

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk away from it at a leisurely pace and wait until it rips out its comical large extension cord. Alternatively just walk around it.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does PrepHole have threads from 2008?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    These fuckers travel at a breakneck speed of 600m/h.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >Speed 2 to 10 m (6.6 to 32.8 ft) per minute (0.1 to 0.6 km/h)
      Unless you're blind and deaf it's not touching you

      these fuckers travel at 3m per hour and you dont see them coming. 288 will just sneak up on ya

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you, I always carry pocket salt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          “Nothing personal kid, it’s just business”

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Speed 2 to 10 m (6.6 to 32.8 ft) per minute (0.1 to 0.6 km/h)
    Unless you're blind and deaf it's not touching you

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wut du?
    Walk a wide circle around it
    >if ordered to stop it?
    Single headshot the driver, keep walking

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deploying the sexy-attack-maid-droid is obviously the best option.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no wonder zoomers are gay with these gay ass games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to playing DOOM you old fart

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting a Yorha 2b Unit for moral support
        >gay
        bro
        ur fucking retarded

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2b is a super thicc white girl
          >gay
          have a nice day

          Is this the power of reddit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2b is a super thicc white girl
        >gay
        have a nice day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you know that if you angle the camera up her skirt she pushes the camera away

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you do it with Kaine' on her route in the NieR remake enough time she kills you and you get an ending lmao.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So that's where the state lines come from...

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These things are powered by multiple generators on wheels. Get rid of the generators, no more death machine.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call Optimus Prime and tell him there's a constructicon on the loose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      best post ITT

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk faster than 1mph in any direction its not

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I'd be demeated
    >BAGGER 288
    >BAGGER 288
    >BAGGER BAGGER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Took half the thread for a bagger 288 post to appear
      The demographics are fucked .

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Newfags need Russian Army style hazing correction

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has ridiculously slow top speed

    Probably just walk around it tbh

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cut the umbilical

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy the radome.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a rocket into the cables at the top, EZ

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let the weak perish and the strong shall prosper

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I fire mission support? If yes call in Artillery/CAS.
    If no do I have AT weapons?
    If yes fire off one right in the center.
    If no attack the Unarmored cockpit killing the Operator, once it's done moving disable it's tracks with Plastic explosives.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beelzebub himself kneels to the Bagger 288. You can't win.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Run away? How fast does that thing move, 1 mile a day?

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably just tell the platoon's best marksman to snipe the driver. Or ignore it. The Bagger 288 is SLOW AS BALLS. We're talking less that 0.1 mph here. The war might be over by the time it arrives at our lines.

    So best option is to capture it, dig out a little fighting position, drain the fuel tanks, and then kinda ignore it

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose you could try to capture it via sending in infantry if you wanted to, but its not a particularly expensive or necessary piece of equipment. Just call in artillery and/or air support. You could probably cripple it with light AT weapons too if you wanted to.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >like 12 fucking catapults
      >literally no where to recover aircraft

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this would make a cool mad max esque mobile fortress, at least given the assumption that it’s on something flat like a huge salt plain

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just take out the operator with a sniper rifle you dumb fuck.

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