Hunting Sea Monsters Posted on March 4, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor You have $30 Million. How would you kill it?
You know how in War of the Worlds all of the ayys died because they caught the common cold?
Like that, but instead it’s chlamydia
I heard that there's a group that meets on Molokai every so often to fuck a whale.
I'm gonna let him swallow me, and then I'm going to start a fire so that he fills with smoke.
P-8 Poseidon, I think there's an anime about the JSDF hunting sea monsters by using ASW
kick back and chill with my 30 mil. live and let live
Torpedos with JDAM-sized EFP or shaped charge.
Submarine with sonar to track it and deliver them.
Any ww2 vintage ASW vessel would work.
probably dont even need the vessel, just the charges, bait and sonar
Wow, that is one annoying video.
>"Why make an enemy when you can make a friend?" - The Hump (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murray_Humphreys)
I use my money to build a massive underwater speaker, a speaker that can talk to all of the world's sea life.
I use my speaker to talk to the Orca (we cracked their language years ago, we can trivially translate back + forth). I advise the Orca that our treaty has been triggered and it is time for them to fulfill their duties as assigned.
The Orca break the spirit of the sea monster as a human would break a horse. Then we build the sea monster back up with proper care and training... and a little bit of love. After a while the sea monster responds to commands like a sheepdog and the United States has another powerful ally beneath the waves.
Grenage tied to a fishing pole.
Follow the best Russian methods, Make a ~$200,000 dollar ship and then spend ~$50,000 on crew then spend the remaining 29.75 million on myself.
I send hundred of thousands of paratroopers at it, and untrained mobilised soldiers in 60 yo rusted IFVs and dozens of thousands of forced convicts. Yes, in the ocean, until I win!
a few crates of javelins cost more than all that, and latest news is he's winning with his scrap armies
>and latest news is he's winning with his scrap armies
KEK. Gave me a good giggle.
30 million unironically is probably not enough. If it's that scale, and moves relatively quickly, it's body must be massively stronger than simple bone, meat, and shell would allow. You'd definitely want to trick it into swallowing a nuclear bomb.
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A creature that big uses sonar like whales. Navy boat with depth charges.
wdym? you just need to cruise by and turn on sonar
No depth charges also create a sound wave underwater that will go for miles affecting its senses. Are you a sub IQ VPN dumbass or what?
The point is that modern sonar can absolutely fuck up large sea creatures all by itself. It is ridiculously powerful.
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
Okay be serious for a moment: if that thing actually fucking existed there would be no way that humans would 1) ever go out to sea and 2) not worship that thing as some sorta demigod or physical manifestation as the wrath of god
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That's right, the Bible says Leviathan is real.
Not him, but somebody would worship it. Heathens worshipped all sorts of stupid shit, they'll pray to a big fish if given the chance.
Nobody would know it existed because it would leave no survivors
>he thinks humans are incapable of looking out to sea
it wouldn't be visible beneath the water, presumably it doesn't hang out close to the surface, even just 100m below the surface it would be totally invisible
oh and if you mean people seeing it eat ships you have no idea how big and empty the ocean is
You don’t seem to understand just how many generations of human eyes have looked upon the ocean and what only a few sightings of a mighty sea thing would do to a costal population.
Only if it was actively attempting to leave no survivors. I'll just go off of the OP's picture: If it's comfortable that close to the surface, and attacks things the size of a trireme, it's not unreasonable that someone would eventually see it attacking a different ship, whale, or other prey item. If it hangs out and hunts as close to the surface as in the picture, it could very possibly be visible if it swam disinterestedly under a ship, and even break the surface occasionally as it moved around.
Additionally, there's no reason to suspect it has absolutely perfect "aim" or would bother to clear out every survivor of a wreck if it happened to smash a ship with it's nose or chin. Now, obviously it looks like huge sharks are following it around but that doesn't mean it's completely absurd that someone could end up on a rowboat or raft too small for it to be interested in but large enough for a shark to ignore.
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Spend $1m on a fishing trawler. Hire a competent crew, buy a sonar and spend the rest on depth charges and bait. $20 million is a fuck of a lot of money to spend on explosives
The fuck are you going to do with $30million? Wait for pollution to kill it?
Could be non-extinct dinosaurs. Dr Kent Hovind loved to give seminars proving the young earth and mogging atheist professors. He points to archaeology for evidence dinosaurs lived with humans, ancient carvings showing clear dinosaurs, or current African tribes which know of living dinosaurs. Apparently after speaking to hundreds of people, ever so often people would tell him about seeing something huge in the water from an airplane
Use helicopters to drop sonobuoys to find it then drop shit tons of torpedoes and depth charges until it’s dead or I run out of money
If I had the money then I’d build this and the cruisers they used alongside it
Get a bigger sea monster to eat it.
I wouldnt. All beasts of earth, sea and sky are my friends, and i shan't touch them for they carry the Lord's blessing
Mentos and Diet Coke. Lots of mentos and Diet Coke.
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