How would you slay him?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 gauge or some large caliber down his throat when his mouth is open

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .22 lr top of the skull into the brain, easy. ever watch swamp people?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's shrugged off worse, with a number of bullet marks having been spotted, we're talking about a built different freak of nature here

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, a 22 will literally kill it anon, croc hunters never carry anything bigger either except for people. they are slow and dumb beasts that are incredibly predictable, hunters literally bait them to lunge just so they can dome them from the side as they come out the water. Gators are only a threat to your pets as any proud Florichad knows, keep your dogs inside, cats can almost always dodge them too

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gustave doesn't act like other crocodiles, his range is far larger and he is a lot smarter than his smaller brethren, likely a necessary adaptation as he is unable to hunt their usual prey due to his size
          There's been many attempts to hunt/capture him, and all have ended in vain.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There's been many attempts to hunt/capture him, and all have ended in vain.
            This is why Steve Irwin is dead, Gustave knew that someday he would show up on Irwin's radar, Gustave paid off the sting ray to assassinate Steve Irwin.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would imagine shot placement might be why he survived being shot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Africans with shit aim and scrap yard bullets anon, you've been fed meme bullshit.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically a well placed 22 to a spot on the head is what's normally used
    a shotgun works, obviously, but there's a pretty high chance of ruining a nice mountable head if you fricking blast it

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For big problems, use big bullets.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Lott or Win Mag owner. I can't tell which one it is.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .177 air rifle

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poison your dog and feed it to him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feed it a dog strapped with 50 pounds of tannerite.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    tactical nuclear warhead deployed by short range ballistic missile

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ar10 and I magdump it
    frick you crocodile, you scaly b***h, your b***h be scaling my wiener lmao

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gustave probably isn't even real. He's a myth made up by Patrice Faye, a french tour guide and prolific child rapist in the 90s, and a PBS documentary crew who wanted to spice up their shitty project. He's an amalgamation of multiple large Nile Crocs in Burundi. There's never been consistent identifiers of him other than "he's big".

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tickle

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would respect his space and survey around him. If gave me shit I'd be fricked, only carried a machete, didn't want lose my gun at the bottom of ditch.

    He is an American Crocodile I think. Never got to close tell. Gators are bros but this thing spooked me when I surveyed a canal in a kayak.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't want lose my gun at the bottom of ditch.
      what kind of dumb ass motherfricking statement is that shit?
      >wahhhh I'm not going to use my gun for its intended purpose because of fear of "losing it"
      homie it's not a fricking pen
      dumbass no guns homosexual

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you kill Gustav? He just wants to be left alone.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Papaw's dynamite, obviously. This is no normal gator we're talking about. .22LR ain't gonna frickin work, y'all.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I befriend him

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why not give him trt and feed him to see how big he gets? What you do with him afterwards is up to you.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I slay him?
    I will feed him the corpses of my enemies that he may grow larger and stronger.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He helps keep the Black person population down. I forcibly milk the crocodile and spread his genes throughout africa to produce a new generation of larger super crocodiles.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's female.

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