>In a frequently recounted tale, Marco Polo tells that the 2,000 slaves that attended to his funeral were killed by the soldiers sent to guard them, and that these soldiers were in turn killed by another group of soldiers which killed anyone and anything that crossed their path, in order to conceal where he was buried. Finally, the legend states that when they reached their destination they committed suicide.[1][2] This tale does not appear in contemporary sources, however.[3]
>See bunch of dead dudes lying in a field >Follow trail of bodies >Just a massive line of corpses for miles and miles >Find pile of dead carpenters, masons and slaves >Freshly dug dirt right next to them, decide to dig >Find giant pile of treasure and some dead guy >Take gold, tell noone, move to another country, live like a king
Now I'm not saying that happened, but it's possible.
so it doesn't collapse like a shipping container would
Apparently School buses are way more practical as a buried shelter, provided you do something about the windows. the roof of a schoolbus is heavily reinforced so that they can support their whole weight and more if they flip over, and used Schoolbuses are apparently very cheap because they constantly get retired when the standards change slightly, it's a whole racket to get more tax money out of people.
Colinfurze on YouTube dug out his secret tunnel mostly by himself and the neighbors didn't have a clue. Do that in some remote cabin and no one would ever know anything.
>Colinfurze on YouTube dug out his secret tunnel mostly by himself and the neighbors didn't have a clue. Do that in some remote cabin and no one would ever know anything.
He had construction crew with digger for few days in backyard. Either his neighbors are moronic or were away for few months when he built it.
https://i.imgur.com/86JP4Ga.png
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I'm Putting Together a Team
I think a family within family is closer what he had than a team. Still god bless Australia.
>He had construction crew with digger for few days in backyard. Either his neighbors are moronic or were away for few months when he built it.
That was the first bunker. The subsequent expansion was done in a clandestine fashion - at least until he started trucking in concrete.
at around 5:30 shows what happened when someone came around to see.
>Sir, we found something: apparently this guy was a schizo obsessed with Ted K, Terry Davis, and the like. He's got /k/ and /misc/ related books, posters, and maps all over the house. >I see. Keep looking around, private ZOGbot #368256. Check the walls, attic, floorboards, and backyard. He might have a panic room, supply cache, or maybe even a full fledged bunker
Honestly wouldn't be that hard. Get a pair of large buried reinforced concrete cisterns installed. Then instead of filling them both build one of them into your bunker and fill the other. You can have crews do all the work installing them and still end up with nobody knowing you've got one set up as an emergency bunker.
Yes, that's the whole point that it is so easy you can DIY it. So you are the only person in the know.
https://i.imgur.com/FtFjN0k.jpg
>buy some land in remote location >buy precast culverts >bury them yourself, hide access hatch >design your own home to not interfere with said culverts >hire crew to build over it >????? >profit
this is a good solution too you can get a million prefab design that can handle specific loads. But depending on the sieze you will have people that will know unless you can truck and crane yourself
>hire a team >tell them to build you a small basement >hire another team >tell them to build you a room in the basement >wall the room off by yourself >hire another team >tell them to build you a room in the basement >repeat
Concreter here, I have done jobs I suspected were bunkers but I can't say for sure because of how the owner ordered it. >I need a large underground water tank >it needs to last decades so I want double reinforcement and 80 MPA concrete >I'll also be driving a truck over it so the roof needs to be the same
Once we are done they could build anything they want ontop of that "tank".
Only one I can think of which was big enough for that. A "pool" that started out inches deep and ramped down to ~3m underground and was ~3m deep for ~20m to the end.
The only mods they would need to do is cut out the wall at the shallow end and slap a roof on it, it would be a decent lab with a way to get heavy gear in / out.
Lifelong construction moron here, from a family of lifelong construction morons.
I'm third generation moronic.
Doing reinforced concrete under an existing structure will be incredibly problematic, to the point that I wager it is not feasible for a lone individual to make it work.
I'd build the bunker first, under the guise of doing a new, experimental type of monolithic foundation, then build the house on top of it.
When the concrete truck morons show up and ask questions, just say "Yeah I don't know what it is, I'm just the contractor, specs from the engineer call for this in terms of footings so that is what we're doing. Seems kind of stupid to me, but they don't pay me to think sure'nuf! Haw-haw-haw!" and absolve yourself of any questions.
You could also build your fricked up underground tricked out army coffin adjacent to the house, then hire a team of house movers to pick the structure up and shift it onto the new foundation.
That'll be expensive and problematic in it's own way, but is actually a reasonable way to get it done.
Reminds me of that show where those doomsday bunker builders literally put it on tv. I even remember one episode where a guy had problem with theft at his middle of nowhere bunker. One of the people who hired them even got arrested because he was a felon and handled guns on the show. It seems a pretty big scam anyways selling overpriced shitty prefabs on fear.
Why do people even need big reinforced bunkers if someone's trying to breach they will succeed eventually if there's any motivation all you need is a concealed basement room with concrete walls and a steel door.
The more space and amenities you have, the longer you can hold out undetected.
Saddam was literally sleeping in a jail cell sized dirt pit hole, all memes intended and only got caught because he was coming to the surface frequently.
Had he a cold war refurb silo bunker with decades of food, water filtration and power, he'd still be in hiding out to this day, if not died from old age in his bunker tomb.
>buy some land in remote location >buy precast culverts >bury them yourself, hide access hatch >design your own home to not interfere with said culverts >hire crew to build over it >????? >profit
Yes, that's the whole point that it is so easy you can DIY it. So you are the only person in the know.
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this is a good solution too you can get a million prefab design that can handle specific loads. But depending on the sieze you will have people that will know unless you can truck and crane yourself
Forgetting about corrugated steel culverts, are we?
Rather use that for the entrance and encase it with even more cement. Look how much space you have with just those 4 cement arches. Both of your solutions will probably be seen getting installed by others but as with my cisterns idea at least his could still be disguised as some sort container work for water or something. Just burying a random corrugated steel pipe in your yard would be odd to me at least and get the wheels turning.
Probably the most fun way would be to make it really fricking obvious. Build a proper hobbit hole and put your bunker deep in the back effectively disguised as just a big storage room. Make everyone just think you're some ridiculously eccentric LotR nerd. Effective misdirection is every bit as good as not being seen.
Cool idea but, listen schizo: NONE of these methods we're discussing are meant for Apocalypse proof subterranean habitation. They're all ad hoc improvisations to civil and infrastructural irrigation engineering structures and equipment.
The only bunker homes that are dead obvious to anyone are the Atlas meme bunkers, people that buy and refurb old war bunkers and underground missile silos, and people specifically contracting bunker/ subliving architects.
If your neighbors see 12ft wide culvert arches and corrugated pipes with mixer and rebar trucks getting driven to your middle of nowhere property, theyre just gonna assume you have a flood basin/ water erosion/ gardening irrigation/ farming irrigation/ septic runoff problem, especially if you have a farm.
As long as the heavy lifting and entrenching gets done asap, and as long you've hidden the external entrance and/or will connect it yourself to a hidden entrance already in your house later, NOBODY IS GOING TO KNOW YOU PARANOID TIN FOIL HATTERS
That's my natural state 24/7, but regardless, you know I'm right and despite how cool bunkers are, this thread has devolved into an imaginary voices thread
Very quietly
Get good at building on your own or kill ever member of the construction crew and their families then escape the nationwide manhunt.
>or kill ever member of the construction crew and their families
Akshully the Mongols.
>In a frequently recounted tale, Marco Polo tells that the 2,000 slaves that attended to his funeral were killed by the soldiers sent to guard them, and that these soldiers were in turn killed by another group of soldiers which killed anyone and anything that crossed their path, in order to conceal where he was buried. Finally, the legend states that when they reached their destination they committed suicide.[1][2] This tale does not appear in contemporary sources, however.[3]
>See bunch of dead dudes lying in a field
>Follow trail of bodies
>Just a massive line of corpses for miles and miles
>Find pile of dead carpenters, masons and slaves
>Freshly dug dirt right next to them, decide to dig
>Find giant pile of treasure and some dead guy
>Take gold, tell noone, move to another country, live like a king
Now I'm not saying that happened, but it's possible.
If you found a bunch of soldiers and slaves dead in a field you'd think there'd just been some kind of battle.
Nomads who can go anywhere in the continent. Implying they wouldnt go somewhere remote. You're an idiot.
Egyptians only did that a few times
That we know of.
Good thing you've got a secret bunker to hide in to escape from the manhunt. Checkmate, atheists.
>imblying they won't repeatedly tear apart and xray scan every square inch of your home to find where you couldve gone
Not posting about it
build a pool at the same time as a cover story
By yourself
>steel reinforced concrete
Just bury a shipping container out back, frick does it need to be concrete for?
so it doesn't collapse like a shipping container would
Apparently School buses are way more practical as a buried shelter, provided you do something about the windows. the roof of a schoolbus is heavily reinforced so that they can support their whole weight and more if they flip over, and used Schoolbuses are apparently very cheap because they constantly get retired when the standards change slightly, it's a whole racket to get more tax money out of people.
Checkd and intredasting pilled
>Protecting children
>Fricking racket
Chinese detected
If you unironically believe in public schools at this point you might as well give your kids the troony hormones before they even ask.
Consult someone with experience.
explain?
I'm Putting Together a Team
Is that the guy who had a guy digging for him then a fire happened
You going to want to contract with Roy Co. Construction. These guys are experts in tunneling.
Colinfurze on YouTube dug out his secret tunnel mostly by himself and the neighbors didn't have a clue. Do that in some remote cabin and no one would ever know anything.
>implying he didn't have off screen assistance
He probably did but he's the kind of crazy nutjob I could see doing a lot of it.
>Colinfurze on YouTube dug out his secret tunnel mostly by himself and the neighbors didn't have a clue. Do that in some remote cabin and no one would ever know anything.
He had construction crew with digger for few days in backyard. Either his neighbors are moronic or were away for few months when he built it.
I think a family within family is closer what he had than a team. Still god bless Australia.
>He had construction crew with digger for few days in backyard. Either his neighbors are moronic or were away for few months when he built it.
That was the first bunker. The subsequent expansion was done in a clandestine fashion - at least until he started trucking in concrete.
at around 5:30 shows what happened when someone came around to see.
Why would you do it under your house? In case of SHTF no one knows you have a bunker but they know where your fricking house is.
>go to house
>clear sir nobody is here
>Sir, we found something: apparently this guy was a schizo obsessed with Ted K, Terry Davis, and the like. He's got /k/ and /misc/ related books, posters, and maps all over the house.
>I see. Keep looking around, private ZOGbot #368256. Check the walls, attic, floorboards, and backyard. He might have a panic room, supply cache, or maybe even a full fledged bunker
So keep your powerlevel toys in the secret bunker, isn't that the point?
>buy a land in isolate place
>build a pool of concrete
>put a house over it
>anon builds a single person wooden cabin in the middle of nowhere
>with a pool thrice the surface area that the cabin has
ok so the first thing you do is get yourself a handful of germans
Hire Gerhardt Fjuck
Honestly wouldn't be that hard. Get a pair of large buried reinforced concrete cisterns installed. Then instead of filling them both build one of them into your bunker and fill the other. You can have crews do all the work installing them and still end up with nobody knowing you've got one set up as an emergency bunker.
It would be extremely painful
TIME TO SHILL AGAIN!!! COME AND LEARN
ICF aka Insulated concrete forms!
prefab lego pieces you will with rebar and concrete
moron proof and simple.
you cut place or gloue them to shape. fill them with the desired ammount of rebar and just pour in the crete
>the desired ammount of rebar
100% rebar?
That would be awful
pouring concrete in some formwork isn't the hard part here, i hire people without a high school diploma to do that job.
Yes, that's the whole point that it is so easy you can DIY it. So you are the only person in the know.
this is a good solution too you can get a million prefab design that can handle specific loads. But depending on the sieze you will have people that will know unless you can truck and crane yourself
the hard part is preventing cave-ins and making sure the cabin maintains structural integrity while you dig another room under it.
Bury a shipping container underground
will collapse underground. they are not able to do what you imagine
lies, they're perfectly safe, bury them at least 10 feet underground, they're good for it.
>hire a team
>tell them to build you a small basement
>hire another team
>tell them to build you a room in the basement
>wall the room off by yourself
>hire another team
>tell them to build you a room in the basement
>repeat
>It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Concreter here, I have done jobs I suspected were bunkers but I can't say for sure because of how the owner ordered it.
>I need a large underground water tank
>it needs to last decades so I want double reinforcement and 80 MPA concrete
>I'll also be driving a truck over it so the roof needs to be the same
Once we are done they could build anything they want ontop of that "tank".
Probably a couple were meth superlabs as well lmao
Only one I can think of which was big enough for that. A "pool" that started out inches deep and ramped down to ~3m underground and was ~3m deep for ~20m to the end.
The only mods they would need to do is cut out the wall at the shallow end and slap a roof on it, it would be a decent lab with a way to get heavy gear in / out.
Lifelong construction moron here, from a family of lifelong construction morons.
I'm third generation moronic.
Doing reinforced concrete under an existing structure will be incredibly problematic, to the point that I wager it is not feasible for a lone individual to make it work.
I'd build the bunker first, under the guise of doing a new, experimental type of monolithic foundation, then build the house on top of it.
When the concrete truck morons show up and ask questions, just say "Yeah I don't know what it is, I'm just the contractor, specs from the engineer call for this in terms of footings so that is what we're doing. Seems kind of stupid to me, but they don't pay me to think sure'nuf! Haw-haw-haw!" and absolve yourself of any questions.
You could also build your fricked up underground tricked out army coffin adjacent to the house, then hire a team of house movers to pick the structure up and shift it onto the new foundation.
That'll be expensive and problematic in it's own way, but is actually a reasonable way to get it done.
Reminds me of that show where those doomsday bunker builders literally put it on tv. I even remember one episode where a guy had problem with theft at his middle of nowhere bunker. One of the people who hired them even got arrested because he was a felon and handled guns on the show. It seems a pretty big scam anyways selling overpriced shitty prefabs on fear.
Why do people even need big reinforced bunkers if someone's trying to breach they will succeed eventually if there's any motivation all you need is a concealed basement room with concrete walls and a steel door.
The more space and amenities you have, the longer you can hold out undetected.
Saddam was literally sleeping in a jail cell sized dirt pit hole, all memes intended and only got caught because he was coming to the surface frequently.
Had he a cold war refurb silo bunker with decades of food, water filtration and power, he'd still be in hiding out to this day, if not died from old age in his bunker tomb.
>buy some land in remote location
>buy precast culverts
>bury them yourself, hide access hatch
>design your own home to not interfere with said culverts
>hire crew to build over it
>?????
>profit
Forgetting about corrugated steel culverts, are we?
Rather use that for the entrance and encase it with even more cement. Look how much space you have with just those 4 cement arches. Both of your solutions will probably be seen getting installed by others but as with my cisterns idea at least his could still be disguised as some sort container work for water or something. Just burying a random corrugated steel pipe in your yard would be odd to me at least and get the wheels turning.
Probably the most fun way would be to make it really fricking obvious. Build a proper hobbit hole and put your bunker deep in the back effectively disguised as just a big storage room. Make everyone just think you're some ridiculously eccentric LotR nerd. Effective misdirection is every bit as good as not being seen.
Cool idea but, listen schizo: NONE of these methods we're discussing are meant for Apocalypse proof subterranean habitation. They're all ad hoc improvisations to civil and infrastructural irrigation engineering structures and equipment.
The only bunker homes that are dead obvious to anyone are the Atlas meme bunkers, people that buy and refurb old war bunkers and underground missile silos, and people specifically contracting bunker/ subliving architects.
If your neighbors see 12ft wide culvert arches and corrugated pipes with mixer and rebar trucks getting driven to your middle of nowhere property, theyre just gonna assume you have a flood basin/ water erosion/ gardening irrigation/ farming irrigation/ septic runoff problem, especially if you have a farm.
As long as the heavy lifting and entrenching gets done asap, and as long you've hidden the external entrance and/or will connect it yourself to a hidden entrance already in your house later, NOBODY IS GOING TO KNOW YOU PARANOID TIN FOIL HATTERS
>pic related
>it's you right now
lol, chill out dude. No need to get angry.
That's my natural state 24/7, but regardless, you know I'm right and despite how cool bunkers are, this thread has devolved into an imaginary voices thread