How would this conflict play out?

How would this conflict play out?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Upriver faction builds dams
    >Downriver faction dies of thirst
    Gg no re

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a foolproof plan, I can't think of any way for the downriver team to counter this.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        let them build dam, then wait for flooding. entire population will re-establish Atlantis in the Sahara by causing the Nile to flow from east to west. once Atlantis has been reestablished, use their superior technology to commit genocide on the up river faction. end result

        Nile river conflict

        Upriver faction:
        >Egypt
        >Sudan

        Down river faction
        >Sudan, but up river.
        >Ethiopia
        >Pirates
        >Uganda
        >Kenya
        >the greater dominion of rhodesia
        >a five way civil war of jungle tribes

        Atlantis faction:
        >Nile crocodiles
        >Nile crocodiles, but they are wearing a wig and pretending to be Atlantians returned from space.
        >the city of Atlanta, but full of Nile alligators or... crocodiles so old they lost their teeth.

        casualties:
        >all of the up and down river factions populations
        >nothing of value lost.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Crocodiles in a wig sounds like an Age of Wonders civilization.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just genocide most of 300 million civilians and send all the ones who don't die as refugees to Europe
      Then NATO gets involved, and we'll get to hear Egyptians still butthurt about it in 2050.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would you name your dam after acid reflux?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Somaliland joins Egypt's side and blue is crushed in a pincer maneuver

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The UK steps in and tells it's former colonies to behave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I see Belgie, German, and Italian colonies as well

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a cool map, but...
    >The DRC
    >East African Federation
    What the frick homie? Call it the Central African Federation, or The Great Lakes Federation instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the DRC joined like last month and so they gotta suck it up

      https://www.eac.int/press-releases/2402-the-democratic-republic-of-the-congo-joins-eac-as-its-7th-member

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You do know the EAF is real, right?
      Regardless, your right that the DRC being included is fricking moronic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OF COURSE I don't know that

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would Somalia, Kenya, Uganda, Tanzania, DRC, or South Sudan even give a shit about this? It's all Ethiopia+Eritrea vs Egypt with Sudan stuck in a civil war, maybe if the situation becomes bad enough the Sudanese generals stop fighting and ally Egypt.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Rwanda
    >Picking a fight with anyone economically superior to them
    >Ever
    They'd sooner accept a contract to host Egyptian military bases from which they could launch offensives from Rwandan borders. They're like the israelites of subsaharan Africa these days

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the nile war
    this war has been going on for over 4000 years

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Uganda, Rwanda, Tanzania, and the Congo
    >versus trash muslim state 1 and trash muslim state 2
    It would be a complete stompfest, but in reality that is not what the two blocs would look like if a region wide conflict took place.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait why would the congo care about a squabble over the Nile when they have the congo river?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >somalia being coherent enough to even think about international politics
    Lol no.
    >East African Federation
    Most of these countries, the DRC in particular, have enough trouble trying to stay together by themselves. Another lol no.
    >buh muh EAC
    How's European integration working out? Regional blocks with little purpose are a dime a dozen and don't mean piddly frick. This motley collection is already full of countries with competing goals and mutual dislike. If Europe can't build a federation in the 30 years since Maastricht, East Africans aren't going to either.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Egypt wouldn't last a week with all their water cutted off (Nile).

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    south heems north in a couple months
    arabs can't fight modern wars

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *