How would k defend against a rooster with a knife?

How would k defend against a rooster with a knife?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Knife made from hardened feces.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >man_blasting_wienererel_with_shotgun_POV.webm

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pics or didn't happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine arming canadian geese with these

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Roosters
        >Civilized

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vssmKEc.jpg

        Get a broom or a stick, but yeah wienerfights can typically involve attaching a blade to the feet so hope you aren't the guy that has to handle them.

        Dinosaurbros, we are so fricking back!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't know that roosters already have a really big barb on their feet, you can see them in those picture already but they were trimmed down. Adding an actual knife to them just makes them more lethal.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great, only 3 billion left. Get busy Roosters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3 billion Indians
      Wait, what?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rooster with a gun

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    with my wiener.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    11 herbs and spices

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fricking india again.

  9. 1 year ago
    Mandic
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the 3 other articles
    For fricks sake.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Indian so I'm not in any danger

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a broom or a stick, but yeah wienerfights can typically involve attaching a blade to the feet so hope you aren't the guy that has to handle them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But gringos cant wienerfight.
      This is news for them

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lies. Russia has rooster fights all the time! Russian roosters strongest and with biggest holes in spoon!

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >BLOODY BASTERD I FRICK YOUR wiener

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna use the legendary knife wielding tentacle. wiener vs tentacle will be epic af

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do I want to know what is the tentacle for without the knife?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. Do you?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >quick google
    >apparently isn't the first time someone got shanked by a wiener and died

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.newindianexpress.com/states/andhra-pradesh/2023/jan/17/two-killed-during-rooster-fights-in-godavari-districts-2538525.html

      >one killed by cut to leg, other by cut to hand

      Goddamn how bad is Indian medicine. I get someone dying to the cut to the leg if it's a deep puncture that hits the artery but how would you get killed by a cut to the arm via blood loss???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I was referring to https://nypost.com/2021/02/28/indian-man-stabbed-to-death-by-rooster-after-attaching-knife-to-leg/
        >Satish was hit by the rooster’s knife in his groin and started bleeding heavily,” police inspector B. Jeevan said Sunday, revealing that the victim died on his way to a local hospital.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        plz understand sir.
        He got septic after using the designated shitting street, then using that hand to wipe.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Major arteries are no fricking joke anon.
        You can die in under a minute from the leg, and without proper pressure the arm will kill you fast enough too.

        But also you can get sepsis and just fricking die just because, no matter the nation. Infections are shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shanked by a wiener and died

      Just like OP's mother

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs... how could this be? India is #1 super power in 2024!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      #1 super power in raping women and shitting in the streets

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEM SIRS

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily, some kind gentlemen over in Japan already trained the world to deal with the knifebird menace.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I thought wienerfighting was illegal in India?

      Just use a shield and they can't do anything, it's that easy.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Big Roo

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Birdshot

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