How would k defend against a rooster with a knife?

How would k defend against a rooster with a knife?

  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Knife made from hardened feces.

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >man_blasting_cockerel_with_shotgun_POV.webm

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    pics or didn't happen

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine arming canadian geese with these

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Roosters
        >Civilized

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/vssmKEc.jpg

        Get a broom or a stick, but yeah cockfights can typically involve attaching a blade to the feet so hope you aren't the guy that has to handle them.

        Dinosaurbros, we are so fucking back!

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Most people don't know that roosters already have a really big barb on their feet, you can see them in those picture already but they were trimmed down. Adding an actual knife to them just makes them more lethal.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Great, only 3 billion left. Get busy Roosters.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >3 billion Indians
      Wait, what?

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rooster with a gun

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    with my cock.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    11 herbs and Hispanices

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    fucking india again.

  9. 7 days ago
    Mandic
  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >the 3 other articles
    For fucks sake.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Indian so I'm not in any danger

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Get a broom or a stick, but yeah cockfights can typically involve attaching a blade to the feet so hope you aren't the guy that has to handle them.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      But gringos cant cockfight.
      This is news for them

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lies. Russia has rooster fights all the time! Russian roosters strongest and with biggest holes in spoon!

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >BLOODY BASTERD I FUCK YOUR COCK

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna use the legendary knife wielding tentacle. Cock vs tentacle will be epic af

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do I want to know what is the tentacle for without the knife?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know. Do you?

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >quick google
    >apparently isn't the first time someone got shanked by a cock and died

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.newindianexpress.com/states/andhra-pradesh/2023/jan/17/two-killed-during-rooster-fights-in-godavari-districts-2538525.html

      >one killed by cut to leg, other by cut to hand

      Goddamn how bad is Indian medicine. I get someone dying to the cut to the leg if it's a deep puncture that hits the artery but how would you get killed by a cut to the arm via blood loss???

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, I was referring to https://nypost.com/2021/02/28/indian-man-stabbed-to-death-by-rooster-after-attaching-knife-to-leg/
        >Satish was hit by the rooster’s knife in his groin and started bleeding heavily,” police inspector B. Jeevan said Sunday, revealing that the victim died on his way to a local hospital.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        plz understand sir.
        He got septic after using the designated shitting street, then using that hand to wipe.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Major arteries are no fucking joke anon.
        You can die in under a minute from the leg, and without proper pressure the arm will kill you fast enough too.

        But also you can get sepsis and just fucking die just because, no matter the nation. Infections are shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >shanked by a cock and died

      Just like OP's mother

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Sirs... how could this be? India is #1 super power in 2024!!!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      #1 super power in raping women and shitting in the streets

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    DO NOT REDEEM SIRS

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily, some kind gentlemen over in Japan already trained the world to deal with the knifebird menace.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I thought cockfighting was illegal in India?

      Just use a shield and they can't do anything, it's that easy.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Big Roo

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Birdshot

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