How would a war between Mexico and Canada would look like?

How would a war between Mexico and Canada would look like?
You ameriburgers can make some sweet money supplying weapons to both sides.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are they fighting?

    Canada would probably strike some deal with the cartels.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id like to think the leaf forces would be better trained and equipped simply because leafland doesn’t have the horrific corruption, crime and poverty Mexico does. Also the cartel would probably use war as an opportunity to get more power or even overthrow the government. There are more Hispanics and Hispanics are a tougher people due to living in hell so I guess they have that going for them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >an opportunity to get more power or even overthrow the government.
      The cartels already have more power than the Mexican government. Not a high bar given the stupid amount of corruption, but they've cleared it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >leaf forces would be better trained and equipped
      burger u wat... CF is a fucking joke, it's not even a real military at this point. Outside SOF like JTF2 Canada doesn't have actual fighting force.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last I checked, the New York City Police Department has more manpower than the entire Canadian Armed Forces (all branches).

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The NYPD is the 7th largest standing army on Earth. There are serious players in NATO that don't have that much man power.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to believe that simply because I have a broken rib and don't want to laugh too hard.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they're our largest trade partners so we'd intervene and force a ceasefire

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so we'd intervene and force a ceasefire

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        war is only fun when it doesn't affect me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You ameriburgers can make some sweet money supplying weapons to both sides.
      No you fucking retard. There is no amount of arms money vaguely worth that kind of trade disruption. Our trade with Canada alone is worth well over $700 billion a year. And they'd be WORSE not better customers after getting more beat up. We can sell Canada stuff anyway. And it'd create even more openings for foreign influence.

      >they're our largest trade partners so we'd intervene and force a ceasefire
      Yeah, the whole concept is retarded anyway, neither even has the force projection for a real fight. What are they going to do slowboat a barge over and then take pot shots and port guard? But US would put an instant stop to anything even tried.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        also another big refugee/immigrant surge and mexico would be even worse in terms of stopping other immigrants, it'd suck. op is a moron what the fuck is that map even if it was ocean or 100% empty grassland not america those arrows he drew are like 1500 miles long has he not seen how well russia could manage with logistics over mere dozens of miles?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The elites don’t want you to know this but the gas in Mexico is free

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm curious if the mexican government is actually capable of effectively waging war in any capacity. From what I understand the country is basically ruled by cartels that have more power than the government, and most likely if they tried to declare war they'd just get completely overthrown

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Mexico have a better military than Canada?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mexican navy consists of a few knox-class frigates and some light corvettes, their air force is 4 f-5s and some militarized trainers and their army has no IFVs or tanks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So in conclusion, yes, the Mexican military is better equipped than the Canadian forces.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have this strange feeling the cartels alone could topple Canada if they could manage to work together.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mexico agrees to a truce if Canada helps them take out the Cartels.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canada waits till the mexicans are on siesta to declare war
    Then they immediately apologize
    Trudeau decries any racism against mexicans.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How would a war look like?
    It's "what would a war look like?"

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tacos vs milk bags

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would look like America immediately finding an excuse to side with Canada and essentially taking over the conflict against Mexico and its Latin American allies assuming it has any. Canada would still be involved but it'd be clear real damn fast who's doing the heavy lifting between them.

    There is no way in hell that the US would play both sides in a conflict between Canada and Mexico; just like there was no way when the argies and limeys fought that America wasn't gonna tacitly back the UK. If anything it'd give the US a perfect excuse to curb some of the Spanish speaking diaspora and cling to its majority English speaking culture for a few more years.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >America refuses border access, forces both sides to exclusively employ US military contractors
    >Canadian and Mexican forces fend of mutt armies of PMC's, while their populations tune in to HBO to see the results of their latest sponsored attack

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One side saying it's too cold and the other complaining there's no hockey, then gay sex probably.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cartels murdering Canadian nationals.
    >They retardily murder American nationals being unable to tell the difference.
    >Cartels gets exterminated by the Glow in the Darks who have experienced tearing apart organized and unorganized groups.
    Good timeline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      murdering Canadian nationals
      This already happens a few times each year in Mexico. Sometimes it's just some tourist who wandered out of the tourist zone after hours or was in the wrong place at the wrong time, sometimes the news mentions that the individual was involved in some suHispanicious activity and the story doesn't see another news cycle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying cartels and glowmorons aren’t the same people already

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're really not. The entire War on Drugs happened because a glowie got kidnapped from the states and murdered. The US then went around fucking up the Cartels and wouldn't hand over the boss of the Cartel that murdered the glowie because they knew Mexico was super corrupt and would let him walk.

        One thing you don't do is murder glowies, they will fuck you up.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Canada mogs s*anish dogs

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck are the Tacos and Snow morons fighting? Explain that first

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