How would?

How would /k/ have fared in the alien invasion as depicted in Independence Day?

The flags at the end are what countries took part in the attack btw

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why didnt ukraine attack the aliens.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw state too irrelevant to be attacked
      Feels good, would probably see the lightshow when Miami got annihilated though. If it gives off any kind of residual radiation or other harmful emission then might need to evacuate though, depending on how far that would travel

      Look closer, there's a tiny flag next to the Budapest, Hungary section, right below the US flag.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I need is Jeff Goldblum with a mac laptop.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >"Good morning, David."

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We intercepted the 4th wave with the help of our Argie and Brazilian bros

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick would they ayys attack the Congo?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wakanda.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on the radius of their primary weapon, I may have been incinerated in the First Wave.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could have saved the world a lot of trouble if Wuhan was just one wave earlier...

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They fear the kiwi deterrent

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens would probably drop some super high energy stuff from the orbit and humanity would be incapacitated in less than an hour.
    Any civilisation that travels the universe as easily as humans travelled the seas and oceans in the 19th century would be indistinguishable from gods from our perspective.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      aliens dont need physical warfare, they just abduct and genome sequence a few rural morons and then release the space plague when theyre ready to move in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly, that too.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Brussels in second wave
    If at work that day, I'm toast.
    Though to be fair, right after first wave, people with at least two neurons would flee to the countryside if they are still alive.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Perth burns
    and nothing of value was lost.

    >Sydney burns
    Eliminated 50% of the country's non-white population

    God bless those aliums.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cityoids destroyed, including chinks and israelites
    >Survivors get super space technology
    I don't see a downside.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Madrid and Barcelona gone
    The fourth of July would become an holiday for us too.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Third Wave
    >Dresden, Germany
    Were the aliens part of Antifa? Otherwise the population centers in the Rhine-Ruhr area are a more logical target?

    Anyway, I should have been fine

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