How will you hide from SAR satellite?

Ukrainian Intelligence service released a statement with images from crowdfunded SAR satellite with different types of russian vehicles.
For five months of using the satellite were found 7321 pieces of russian equipment included:
45 planes;
27 helicopters;
6 9K720 "Iskander" ballisctic missle launchers;
36 S-300 Air-Defence systems;
12 radars;
11 pontoon bridges.
Most of the listed pieces were destroyed after the discovery.
https://gur.gov.ua/content/nadanyi-hur-mo-ukrainy-kosmichnyi-aparat-iceye-dopomih-vyiavyty-ta-znyshchyty-tysiachi-odynyts-vorozhoi-tekhniky.html

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blurry pictures of some shit
    >Most of the listed pieces were destroyed after the discovery
    >link in ukrainian
    I believe all of this
    please, have my sons pocket money mr and mrs zelensky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this post convinced me nothing was destroyed and russia is winning

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      please kill more russians

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm of needing 5 billion more shekels to destroy donbabwe children

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DBZ costume? Inflatable alien abduction costume? MLRS?
        >/k/ wishes they could pass out Halloween candy like this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shit when you put it like that better make it 20 billion instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need to have touched a female in your life, to have kids, boss

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ESL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me that I haven't donated money to Ukraine for a while

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      TSMS

      saliva urine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was initially skeptical but that's absolutely what SAR imagery looks like, I'm not sure it's from a satellite though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I unironically forgot to send a donation this month.

      Thank frick I'm not a russian and won't need to spend all of my wage on trying to keep myself alive. Instead I can spend avarage russian wage on an ukranian donation and not even notice it's missing.

      It's really cost effective since avarage russian wage can delete 10 russians from existance.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me to send some shekels for extra drones

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Please note that those pics are probably purposefully degraded. Ukraine has an ICEYE satellite, its resolution is <1m.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Ukraine has an ICEYE satellite, its resolution is <1m.
      Holy shit. What does the US military have then?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The American satellite doesn't even have to look at you, it's just omniscient, and dispenses ice cream and blowjobs. Though all shitposting aside, we have no idea but it's rumored that those bullshit claims about 'reading newspaper headlines from orbit' over the years might actually have been true. This would be impossible with a conventional single optic from orbit and might imply a huge constellation of satellites using complicated algorithms to merge their incomplete pictures together to get eyeball accurate images down to the inch together.

        Of course, if such a constellation exists, the US military is pretending it doesn't have it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Interferometry like you describe is theoretically possible but wholly impractical and unnecessary when dealing with recon satellites. All you need is sub meter resolution, which is definitely possible with today's optics on a single satellite bus.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The American satellite doesn't even have to look at you, it's just omniscient, and dispenses ice cream and blowjobs. Though all shitposting aside, we have no idea but it's rumored that those bullshit claims about 'reading newspaper headlines from orbit' over the years might actually have been true. This would be impossible with a conventional single optic from orbit and might imply a huge constellation of satellites using complicated algorithms to merge their incomplete pictures together to get eyeball accurate images down to the inch together.

            Of course, if such a constellation exists, the US military is pretending it doesn't have it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Newspaper articles
          They were reading highway sign sized text in the 80s already.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Most of the listed pieces were destroyed after the discovery.
    Maybe the radars and bridges. All of the Russian planes/helos blown up on the ground are basically perfectly documented. Ukraine doesn't have range on the Iskander launchers either

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How will you hide from SAR satellite?
    build battle lab to unlock construction of gap generators

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just follow some instructional videos. We've known this since the 70s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Man, this even works with the punchline of them all getting blown up at the end.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jam it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They tried it with cope tetrahedrons

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >For five months of using the satellite were found 7321 pieces of russian equipment included:
    You left out:
    >the resource of the spacecraft allowed to detect 360 tents in the locations of the Russian occupation army

    I wish these private sector satellites being used for reconnaissance got more discussion here. There's another company called Hawkeye 360 that does space based SIGINT and can detect where troops are moving from their handheld radios. Here's an article about their satellites being used to catch poachers in Africa by determining where they were active:
    https://www.he360.com/insight/using-radio-frequency-detection-to-protect-endangered-wildlife/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget US based Planet Labs that has a network of thousands of micro-satellites, they can take photos of any point on earth at any time of day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Here's an article about their satellites being used to catch poachers in Africa by determining where they were active:
      >TFW you come to the realization that in the event of a real world scenario like STALKER, the same would apply to using radios in the zone
      I didn't even know this was possible.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/EWW7J7O.jpg

      >Here's an article about their satellites being used to catch poachers in Africa by determining where they were active:
      >TFW you come to the realization that in the event of a real world scenario like STALKER, the same would apply to using radios in the zone
      I didn't even know this was possible.

      >it can pick up handheld radios used at illegal mining sites
      >literature specifically lists the frequency range used by cheap blister pack handheld radios in the US in their signals of interest catalog (under UHF push to talk), pic related
      >literature also says they store geolocation data for signals from their signals of interest catalog for 90 days
      holyfrick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The full brochure that pic is from for anyone interested.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mAihMAa.png

      [...]

      >it can pick up handheld radios used at illegal mining sites
      >literature specifically lists the frequency range used by cheap blister pack handheld radios in the US in their signals of interest catalog (under UHF push to talk), pic related
      >literature also says they store geolocation data for signals from their signals of interest catalog for 90 days
      holyfrick

      https://i.imgur.com/BFS1geP.png

      The full brochure that pic is from for anyone interested.

      >these are the capabilities privately owned companies in the west have, and it's leased out to third world countries to find poachers and illegal mining operations
      I'm curious about what capabilities the US has now, and how much of these capabilities Russia/China have.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't they be getting that stuff from the US already? I assume the US is endlessly taking high resolution SAT images of any Russian activity in Ukraine and giving the data to Ukraine in order to launch strikes against it.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. Car windows to block it's camera

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bring the war underground, it's the only answer. Weaponized boring company

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