How will you celebrate once we take Crimea back from the Orcs?

How will you celebrate once we take Crimea back from the Orcs?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anal gape a russian prostitute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      would she even feel it at that point?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Find the nearest Ukrainian girl and impregnate her.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    yes anon.
    >orcs
    russians are
    warmongering
    murdering
    raping
    low tech
    low IQ
    animals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peak projection by Ukraine

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It’s insane how fricking delusional some people are that they think Russia might actually get invaded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Crimea isn't part of Russia.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It already has, oinkers are occupying russian clay in kherson, kharkov and zaporizhzhia oblasts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >vatnigs say Ukraine is Russia
        So…Russia is invading itself?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's funny because the russians are building trenches all over in parts of crimea. seems like they expect visitors

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The saddest part is nobody actually wants Russia itself to be occupied. If they'd just surrender and leave Ukraine we could begin to rebuild relations and repair both countries over the next few decades, but no, monke has to stretch things out in the delusional hope he'll finally get his banan.

        Those Twitter dogs shilling for Ukraine unironically intend to throw a massive beach party. I'm going.

        Man, I want to go to Ukraine once this is all over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          With all the heavy shelling casualties(and thus noone left to verify your story), I bet you could quite easily pull off some stolen valor shenanigans out there by 2028/9. Crushing some slavic sympathy puss in your milsurp gear would make up for only having a week of vacation time a year.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am on the ground reporting from Crimea, and I can confirm that it's already happened. Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those Twitter dogs shilling for Ukraine unironically intend to throw a massive beach party. I'm going.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You bringing your suicide vest?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Vatnigs, or "Ziggers" as I like to call them

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    People has been calling ruskies orcs for decades anon. Stop showing your browness.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >thinks Reddit came up with that
    Brown “person” moment

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Anon...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ringbearer

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Russians love Warhammer 40K, especially the Imperium and Ork factions.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you wanna bet it's not going to happen? I'm sorry, but it is extremely unrealistic to expect Ukraine to retake Crimea. They won't. The West lost way too much time during the first year of the invasion. They didn't act quickly enough to preserve Ukraine's capabilities as much as possible. Their best chance would be to cut the land bridge, but that requires a successful offensive against the eastern Russian lines, which is going to be an extremely costly battle and it is very likely that such an offensive wouldn't be as successful as they need it to be and to cost could be way too high as to replicate it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >needlessly bringing the west/NATO into it
      Be less obvious.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are dumb manchild. How is mentioning Ukraine's military supporters/suppliers a vatnik thing? They are a huge deciding factor when comes to Ukraine's chances of success.

        Fricking moron.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prob will come here and laugh at the seething brown people with their usual copes "muh afgunistuh, muh vietnun, muh le ebil globohomo, muh mutt" while they live in the absolute worst parts of the world.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Orcs were pretty good at war comparatively.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i won't celebrate, i will be sad.
    if they take back crimea the war will most likely be over and no more russians will die.
    well they will still die from alcohol poisoning and windows, but you know what i mean.

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