How was the Paraguayan war like?

Any interesting contemporary reports on it?
First-hand accounts?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the what?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Paraguayan war
    Which one?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Russia's current catastrophic invasion of Ukraine, but now magnify it a thousand times, then multiply the result by another 1000. To top it off, imagine Russia is the one being invaded and losing all its territories and its able bodied men. That's probably about it for the Paraguayan experience.
    People are not joking when they say that after the war the few Paraguayan men left were being shared among the women to reestablish the population.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the few Paraguayan men left were being shared among the women to reestablish the population.
      Sounds like heaven on Earth tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if the post-war European immigrants who migrated there got to enjoy prime Paraguayan dicky because of the population collapse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure lots of germans moved to Paraguay

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How was the Paraguayan war like?
    Brazil killed everyone
    Then when Brazil killed everyone, they decided to kill the rest
    To situation to repopulate Paraguay was so desperate women were impregnating from underaged boys

    btw Brazil was in the right, Solano Lopez invaded Brazil and couldn't handle the heat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a perfect, ideal example of how to solve a recurring problem of a really bad neighbour constantly starting shit. You saw Paraguai wanting sea access or starting border wars after that? No. Other countries should learn from us.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How was the Paraguayan war like?
    What is with this specific grammar frickup, why do I see so many thread titles written this way and what african shithole talks like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's spanish grammar and english vocabulary. The most common version is "why birds shit on my car" instead of "Why do birds shit on my car" because "por que" seems to act as a verb. Also oddly functions as both "why" and "because" depending on context. Spanish is strange.
      Might also extend to Portuguese.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >"por que" seems to act as a verb. Also oddly functions as both "why" and "because" depending on context.
        "Por que", "por qué", "porque" and "porqué" have different meanings.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Came here to post this.
      Learn to speak English, you moronic fricks.

      Whatever ESL shithole is responsible for the constant misuse of 'how' should be nuked and/or rangebanned.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if it's true, but my history teacher, once said that, after the war, Paraguayan women were even fricking moronic men due to desperation. That should give you an idea of how bad things really were for Paraguay.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Five women for every man, roughly. Unfortunately they were mostly guarani guac goblins.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is with this specific grammar frickup, why do I see so many thread titles written this way and what african shithole talks like that
      Most brazilians are africans they live by drug dealing and prostitution and extorting each other here in Ireland anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is with this specific grammar frickup, why do I see so many thread titles written this way and what African shithole talks like that
      The iphonification of the internet and the transformation of schools in to glorified K-12 daycares has led to the death of all nuance and standards of discourse. Be grateful OP actually typed out legible words instead of making monkey sounds. Gen Alpha is so unbelievable fricked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No cap they be talking weird fr fr, no kizzy

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish the western world would actually focus on South American post-colonial history. Even educated Americans are under the impression that South American history goes straight from Pizarro to the CIA couping countries in the 50s. If you're lucky they might even cover the Banana Wars in the early twentieth century. I find 19th century South American history deeply intriguing, but I had to go out and research it myself as a grown man. It really does do a disservice to the people do there and to students of history worldwide, and I think it probably has something to do with pretending all of SA's woes are from US interventions.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But I digress, Paraguay fricking deserved it, and Brazil successfully implemented the one true method of ending the cycle of violence between countries; murdering all your enemies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire South American 19th and early 20th century is excellent learning material on nation-building (and especially on how to not do it) in modern era, and yes, it’s criminally overlooked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I think it probably has something to do with pretending all of SA's woes are from US interventions.
      Precisely that, its way easier to blame all the problems in the US other than knowing how we got to this point, the latin american elites wouldn't like that
      t. hue

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