People on foodstamps should be forced to buy soviet surplus rations from dollar general. No more pepsi and doritos, from now on it's canned ham and powdered milk.
That’s over $450 worth of garbage btw. For Europeans who don’t know, we Americans can not fill a shopping cart even a quarter of the way without hitting $120. >drinks $8 >one meat pack $22
He’s got $50 worth of drinks and $100 worth of meat there alone
Don't be in the area effected by one. The word has become misused, and a true unveiling *could not* be avoided *if* one happened.
Dangerous situations on the other hand are easy to avoid with some degree of foresight.
You mean like how majority of angloisraelites here opt for sugary cancer sweets instead of fresh fruit and veg, then refuses to brush their teeth? You're not fooling anyone, you inbred nagger. Going Asda later to pick up cheap, fresh veg for pickling, and meat for supper, because I have money; nothing you'd know about, six-teeth.
I've lived in warzones, the apocalypse will be a whimper not a bang.
Nobody will know what's going on, nobody will have a plan, people will wander around aimlessly in shock unsure of what their problem is or what the solution is.
Some people will bug out, discover there's far fewer resources in the middle of nowhere, probably make it a month, come back to civilization empty handed.
It won't be lack of food or water, rather lack of discipline. They'll just wander back to their houses to see what's happening, wander back, really no different from all the other aimless wanderers.
People won't turn into savages overnight, that's just not how people behave. Maybe looting, maybe criminals will try to exploit the situation but the police won't just vanish. Covid showed that people will just sit in their houses and starve.
Even in war zones life goes on, people resume normal activities in a laughable fashion because they've got nothing else to do. They'll go to work even if their work got bombed, they'll pick up bricks for their whole shift even if nobody pays them. People will do to the grocery store after work even if the grocery store is empty and closed. Disaster leaves people unocupied
Industry won't shut down, industrial efficiency will just plummet. There's enough food in the supply chain for months, people might loot the supermarket but nobody will loot the wholesalers, the truck depot, nobody will drive 5 hours into farmland and start digging up potatoes, most people couldn't even find a field with food in it.
The second stage of disaster is charicterizes by a gradual collapse of services. It's only when the supermarket workers stop turning up to work that the truck driver stops delivering the food, the warehouses stop packing, the farmers stop picking.
What will actually give out first are international trade, finance. In the end it will be the bankers who fuck everyone. They'll have a shipment of fuel, car tires, batteries that's got no buyer and it will be some banker who finally decides to pull the pin and stop supporting essencial services. A banker will order no goods be loaded until there's a buyer who can actually pay, that's when things start to fail.
The third phase is the collapse of civil services, retards blame the government and stop police, fire fighters and doctors doing their normal jobs. People start banging on the doors of policeman's houses trying to report crime, police hide their families and stop coming into work.
People demand the fire brigade do errands and the fire brigade can't standby for fires. People go to the doctors with diorhea, stress, non-emergencies.
It's months after the disaster that you start getting the big killers. Choleric disease, urban wildfires, stampedes, large groups of people who try to walk huge distances in refugee convoys to nowhere and die on the road. But even then things will still look kind of normal, people will still be going around aimlessly, people will still have limited power, someone is still going to try to mow their lawn and clear trash. Grandma will still be growing tomatoes.
I can easily, while maintaining strength gains, consume about 1500 calories a day. So all that extra was to make the performance level that everybody always praised me for but didn't want to pay me fairly for
>no toilet paper
When it boils down to pure survival, you learn how to use water and a dedicated towel.
Toilet paper is a civilised luxury.
it's in there somewhere
Not covered by EBT
thanks anon, i hadn't really considered this.
Interesting
Be a resourceful rodent.
Have you never hosted a neighborhood BBQ?
get isekai'd
Is this a comic about a dude who murders isekai proTags?
Please give name.
People on foodstamps should be forced to buy soviet surplus rations from dollar general. No more pepsi and doritos, from now on it's canned ham and powdered milk.
Mmmmmmmm Porkshakes. Not halal or kosher.
I would rob and skin you alive for a drink of wine.
Such an easy thing to make.
Companies like Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Nestle make billions off of SNAP benefits and no one bats an eye.
>hes in the self checkout line
>he's misscanning all that meat on the bottom
Be resident of a country that isn't in a permanent state of war
Don't you miss your homeland though?
He's going to self check-out with all that shit?
It's gonna take him an hour to ring that up
But he’ll only end up paying for 50% of it
the fuck. does he have aids? why so skinny and all of that sugar water and high fructose shit
That’s over $450 worth of garbage btw. For Europeans who don’t know, we Americans can not fill a shopping cart even a quarter of the way without hitting $120.
>drinks $8
>one meat pack $22
He’s got $50 worth of drinks and $100 worth of meat there alone
His shopping list is retarded but otherwise this cart would be around $200 here. Painful numbers you got there.
He could shave off a hundred bucks just by dropping the goyslurp. The prices of soda have risen so much its insane.
Europoors don't understand because when they go to their local supermarket they get a basket 1/20th the size and still pay over 100 euros to fill it
>muh 4000 calories per day
Okay fatso. Enjoy having a clinically obese wife.
Please don't be rude to Americans.
For a stretch of years that was maintenance at shading abs level of fitness.
Yea yea and now you're fat like all gym going Amerifats.
I don't go to the gym and the only difference between now and then was the work output. Since becoming neet I don't need that many calories.
It's probably $1000 here, especially a cart of that size.
How is he so skinny with all that food?
based on the assortment of items you can tell hes throwing a party
>t. retired costco cart checker/door greeter
Ascend to 5D Earth
based Dolores CannonPoster and fellow Volunteer
prepare.
Clean water is key. Most of the deaths post-systems collapse are going to be diarrheal disease from contaminated water.
apo - cal - ypse
Father - Portal - Open Close
source: just made it up
That's the neat part- you don't.
lol is that a fag? who poses like that? I just tried it and almost sucked a cock
Don't be in the area effected by one. The word has become misused, and a true unveiling *could not* be avoided *if* one happened.
Dangerous situations on the other hand are easy to avoid with some degree of foresight.
post your grocery hauls
Probably for the best. I can't imagine all the toxic chemicals caused by burning off the lining of that drum.
probs true
>survive the apocalypse
>A trolley of ultra-processed shit and a couple of pineapples.
USA
>Americans eat vegetables
I ain’t clicking that shit
better not. I believe you fatties can get sick just looking at a webm of a vegetable.
corn syrup is made of corn so it counts as a vegetable, retard.
You mean like how majority of angloisraelites here opt for sugary cancer sweets instead of fresh fruit and veg, then refuses to brush their teeth? You're not fooling anyone, you inbred nagger. Going Asda later to pick up cheap, fresh veg for pickling, and meat for supper, because I have money; nothing you'd know about, six-teeth.
escape the city [step 1]
eventually head for the mountains
food/water/medicine/warmth
>slopslopslop
>cornsyrupcornsyrupcornsyrup
If you shop like this you deserve every bad thing that has ever happened to you.
just see what happens and respond accordingly. what kind of apocalypse are we talking?
i don't intend to survive
This. Preppers are cringe and bluepilled unless they already have children.
Get some Baofeng ham radios for communication.
Couldn't he have just got doordash? Going to the supermarket for such a small amount of food isn't even worth the calories.
Buy a revolver and keep murdering hoarders for their stock.
Probably by wearing gym shorts and flip-flops in public like an obese fucking slob.
not soda and potato chips thats for sure
Rice beans and water, you can last a few years easy
Clean water source, hand mill, 100s of kilos of wheat berries.
eat up
that shit going bad in like 3 days
wow thats a lot of different kinds of fruits
Good job on the reading comprehension. How do you restock on greens when the grounds frozen 9 months of the year over there.
Leaf intelligence
>What about $100 used to net
I've lived in warzones, the apocalypse will be a whimper not a bang.
Nobody will know what's going on, nobody will have a plan, people will wander around aimlessly in shock unsure of what their problem is or what the solution is.
Some people will bug out, discover there's far fewer resources in the middle of nowhere, probably make it a month, come back to civilization empty handed.
It won't be lack of food or water, rather lack of discipline. They'll just wander back to their houses to see what's happening, wander back, really no different from all the other aimless wanderers.
People won't turn into savages overnight, that's just not how people behave. Maybe looting, maybe criminals will try to exploit the situation but the police won't just vanish. Covid showed that people will just sit in their houses and starve.
Even in war zones life goes on, people resume normal activities in a laughable fashion because they've got nothing else to do. They'll go to work even if their work got bombed, they'll pick up bricks for their whole shift even if nobody pays them. People will do to the grocery store after work even if the grocery store is empty and closed. Disaster leaves people unocupied
Shoot looters and organize then self destruct in the face of feeble politics.
americans are so rich. i wish i was american. my dinners cost me 20 cents. its just pasta and some sauce.
Industry won't shut down, industrial efficiency will just plummet. There's enough food in the supply chain for months, people might loot the supermarket but nobody will loot the wholesalers, the truck depot, nobody will drive 5 hours into farmland and start digging up potatoes, most people couldn't even find a field with food in it.
The second stage of disaster is charicterizes by a gradual collapse of services. It's only when the supermarket workers stop turning up to work that the truck driver stops delivering the food, the warehouses stop packing, the farmers stop picking.
What will actually give out first are international trade, finance. In the end it will be the bankers who fuck everyone. They'll have a shipment of fuel, car tires, batteries that's got no buyer and it will be some banker who finally decides to pull the pin and stop supporting essencial services. A banker will order no goods be loaded until there's a buyer who can actually pay, that's when things start to fail.
The third phase is the collapse of civil services, retards blame the government and stop police, fire fighters and doctors doing their normal jobs. People start banging on the doors of policeman's houses trying to report crime, police hide their families and stop coming into work.
People demand the fire brigade do errands and the fire brigade can't standby for fires. People go to the doctors with diorhea, stress, non-emergencies.
It's months after the disaster that you start getting the big killers. Choleric disease, urban wildfires, stampedes, large groups of people who try to walk huge distances in refugee convoys to nowhere and die on the road. But even then things will still look kind of normal, people will still be going around aimlessly, people will still have limited power, someone is still going to try to mow their lawn and clear trash. Grandma will still be growing tomatoes.
I can easily, while maintaining strength gains, consume about 1500 calories a day. So all that extra was to make the performance level that everybody always praised me for but didn't want to pay me fairly for