how to survive apocalypse?

how to survive apocalypse?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no toilet paper

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When it boils down to pure survival, you learn how to use water and a dedicated towel.
      Toilet paper is a civilised luxury.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's in there somewhere

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not covered by EBT

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon, i hadn't really considered this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be a resourceful rodent.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you never hosted a neighborhood BBQ?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get isekai'd

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a comic about a dude who murders isekai proTags?

      Please give name.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People on foodstamps should be forced to buy soviet surplus rations from dollar general. No more pepsi and doritos, from now on it's canned ham and powdered milk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mmmmmmmm Porkshakes. Not halal or kosher.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would rob and skin you alive for a drink of wine.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such an easy thing to make.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Companies like Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and Nestle make billions off of SNAP benefits and no one bats an eye.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hes in the self checkout line

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's misscanning all that meat on the bottom

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be resident of a country that isn't in a permanent state of war

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you miss your homeland though?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's going to self check-out with all that shit?

    It's gonna take him an hour to ring that up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But he’ll only end up paying for 50% of it

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck. does he have aids? why so skinny and all of that sugar water and high fructose shit

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s over $450 worth of garbage btw. For Europeans who don’t know, we Americans can not fill a shopping cart even a quarter of the way without hitting $120.
    >drinks $8
    >one meat pack $22
    He’s got $50 worth of drinks and $100 worth of meat there alone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His shopping list is retarded but otherwise this cart would be around $200 here. Painful numbers you got there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He could shave off a hundred bucks just by dropping the goyslurp. The prices of soda have risen so much its insane.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Europoors don't understand because when they go to their local supermarket they get a basket 1/20th the size and still pay over 100 euros to fill it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muh 4000 calories per day
        Okay fatso. Enjoy having a clinically obese wife.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't be rude to Americans.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For a stretch of years that was maintenance at shading abs level of fitness.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yea yea and now you're fat like all gym going Amerifats.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't go to the gym and the only difference between now and then was the work output. Since becoming neet I don't need that many calories.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably $1000 here, especially a cart of that size.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is he so skinny with all that food?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based on the assortment of items you can tell hes throwing a party
      >t. retired costco cart checker/door greeter

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ascend to 5D Earth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based Dolores CannonPoster and fellow Volunteer

      https://i.imgur.com/t1YQWt7.jpg

      how to survive apocalypse?

      prepare.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean water is key. Most of the deaths post-systems collapse are going to be diarrheal disease from contaminated water.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    apo - cal - ypse

    Father - Portal - Open Close
    source: just made it up

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the neat part- you don't.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol is that a fag? who poses like that? I just tried it and almost sucked a cock

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be in the area effected by one. The word has become misused, and a true unveiling *could not* be avoided *if* one happened.
    Dangerous situations on the other hand are easy to avoid with some degree of foresight.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post your grocery hauls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably for the best. I can't imagine all the toxic chemicals caused by burning off the lining of that drum.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probs true

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >survive the apocalypse
    >A trolley of ultra-processed shit and a couple of pineapples.
    USA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans eat vegetables
      I ain’t clicking that shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        better not. I believe you fatties can get sick just looking at a webm of a vegetable.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          corn syrup is made of corn so it counts as a vegetable, retard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like how majority of angloisraelites here opt for sugary cancer sweets instead of fresh fruit and veg, then refuses to brush their teeth? You're not fooling anyone, you inbred nagger. Going Asda later to pick up cheap, fresh veg for pickling, and meat for supper, because I have money; nothing you'd know about, six-teeth.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    escape the city [step 1]

    eventually head for the mountains

    food/water/medicine/warmth

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slopslopslop
    >cornsyrupcornsyrupcornsyrup

    If you shop like this you deserve every bad thing that has ever happened to you.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just see what happens and respond accordingly. what kind of apocalypse are we talking?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't intend to survive

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Preppers are cringe and bluepilled unless they already have children.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some Baofeng ham radios for communication.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't he have just got doordash? Going to the supermarket for such a small amount of food isn't even worth the calories.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a revolver and keep murdering hoarders for their stock.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably by wearing gym shorts and flip-flops in public like an obese fucking slob.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not soda and potato chips thats for sure

    Rice beans and water, you can last a few years easy

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean water source, hand mill, 100s of kilos of wheat berries.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat up
      that shit going bad in like 3 days

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow thats a lot of different kinds of fruits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job on the reading comprehension. How do you restock on greens when the grounds frozen 9 months of the year over there.

      Leaf intelligence

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What about $100 used to net

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've lived in warzones, the apocalypse will be a whimper not a bang.

    Nobody will know what's going on, nobody will have a plan, people will wander around aimlessly in shock unsure of what their problem is or what the solution is.

    Some people will bug out, discover there's far fewer resources in the middle of nowhere, probably make it a month, come back to civilization empty handed.
    It won't be lack of food or water, rather lack of discipline. They'll just wander back to their houses to see what's happening, wander back, really no different from all the other aimless wanderers.

    People won't turn into savages overnight, that's just not how people behave. Maybe looting, maybe criminals will try to exploit the situation but the police won't just vanish. Covid showed that people will just sit in their houses and starve.

    Even in war zones life goes on, people resume normal activities in a laughable fashion because they've got nothing else to do. They'll go to work even if their work got bombed, they'll pick up bricks for their whole shift even if nobody pays them. People will do to the grocery store after work even if the grocery store is empty and closed. Disaster leaves people unocupied

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot looters and organize then self destruct in the face of feeble politics.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    americans are so rich. i wish i was american. my dinners cost me 20 cents. its just pasta and some sauce.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Industry won't shut down, industrial efficiency will just plummet. There's enough food in the supply chain for months, people might loot the supermarket but nobody will loot the wholesalers, the truck depot, nobody will drive 5 hours into farmland and start digging up potatoes, most people couldn't even find a field with food in it.

    The second stage of disaster is charicterizes by a gradual collapse of services. It's only when the supermarket workers stop turning up to work that the truck driver stops delivering the food, the warehouses stop packing, the farmers stop picking.
    What will actually give out first are international trade, finance. In the end it will be the bankers who fuck everyone. They'll have a shipment of fuel, car tires, batteries that's got no buyer and it will be some banker who finally decides to pull the pin and stop supporting essencial services. A banker will order no goods be loaded until there's a buyer who can actually pay, that's when things start to fail.

    The third phase is the collapse of civil services, retards blame the government and stop police, fire fighters and doctors doing their normal jobs. People start banging on the doors of policeman's houses trying to report crime, police hide their families and stop coming into work.
    People demand the fire brigade do errands and the fire brigade can't standby for fires. People go to the doctors with diorhea, stress, non-emergencies.

    It's months after the disaster that you start getting the big killers. Choleric disease, urban wildfires, stampedes, large groups of people who try to walk huge distances in refugee convoys to nowhere and die on the road. But even then things will still look kind of normal, people will still be going around aimlessly, people will still have limited power, someone is still going to try to mow their lawn and clear trash. Grandma will still be growing tomatoes.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can easily, while maintaining strength gains, consume about 1500 calories a day. So all that extra was to make the performance level that everybody always praised me for but didn't want to pay me fairly for

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