How the fuck does he keep getting all the new MRE stuff?

How the frick does he keep getting all the new MRE stuff?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    truly decadent

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People send it to him

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >become popular
    >get free shit
    it's really that easy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't he have his own business too?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lawn care, thats how he stays yoked despite the botulism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          beefiest looking lawncare guy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Rations are little treats after consuming nothing but creatine entrenched protein shakes and eggs nonstop.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cuz he's a good lad that deserves it
    I need to watch him more T^T

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he has a man on the inside

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be pretty cool if he had fans at Natick sending him some stuff after the non disclosures on the prototypes lapse.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks even younger now than when he started. Expired MRE's really are the fountain of youth.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the preservatives.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the preservatives.

      Steve has the stomach of a Fallout player character so he gains health and occasionally stat boosts from ancient food.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick this guy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick ya mudda

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He trades his forearm hair for it.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but when is he gonna have his next face-off with based Chink MREs? Can he handle the taste?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is legitimately a bioweapon that was able to frick up steve. Think about how bad it is if steve can eat civil war hard tack, wwi, and wwii rations without getting sick.

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