How many unarmed people could you kill with a pencil or small weapon of choice?

How many unarmed people could you kill with a pencil or small weapon of choice?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why, but imagine killing people with pencil makes me feel uncomfortable.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to 8b or not to 8b

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could probably kill Putin and all of his top generals bare handed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aids takes a while but I guess it does count as lethal

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how? there's bone behind your eyeballs, bone behind your ears, pencils won't go all the way through your skin, pencils won't keep a sharp point if you press even slightly harder than normal while writing.

    your only shot is trying to shove it down their throat and hope they choke on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      snipe the carotid artery?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        with a pencil? graphite is soft and useless. a pencil is a wood tube filled with it. maybe if you fashioned a sharp edge with the metal part that attaches the eraser.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Flesh and eyes are soft and useless dude an intact sharpened well aimed ticonderoga with appropriate force would shoot right through your eye and optic nerve and stick in the back of your skull like an arrow and waggle your brain through the new hole as you began violently hemorrhaging

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This. You can't even use it as a stake, because the wood is fragile as shit. I had pencils just fall apart on me during regular usage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            with a pencil? graphite is soft and useless. a pencil is a wood tube filled with it. maybe if you fashioned a sharp edge with the metal part that attaches the eraser.

            maybe the pencils in my country are just sturdier stuff

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The real question is: what was John Wick's hardness of choice?
              >did he go universal with HB?
              >was he that math teacher that insisted you plot your graphs with 2H?
              >was he an artiste using nothing but Bs?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe 1 when I stab him in the ear canal and it gets stuck

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is gonna sound edgy because it's a serious response, but I'm bored so here goes. Unless the pencil is made out of some kind of durable material (such as not a pencil) then I can probably kill as many people until I get tired or meet a better fighter who's gonna survive and pry that pencil off me. I guess that'd depend on how tough the people are, and if they all come at me at once. Or one at a time.

    5'10 245lb manlet heavyweight MMA fighter here.

    >inb4 drop to lightheavy or even middle weight

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably none unless it was a child or a small woman

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least a few thousands, I guess

    t. politician

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zebra F-701

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fat frick, I couldn't run somebody down uses they were holding a donut to be honest, so probably 0.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As many as I need to. I'm am trained in the way of the Secret Assassin. My Ticonderoga Style makes me unstoppable with No. 2 pencils.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Like in a fight or can I be a sneaky about it

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just kill people with a knoife in isolated elevators at unlikely hours.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easily one. Hypothetically two. Three and I'm getting stomped. First one is not hard if your just going behind someone and stabbing them in the nape or something. Maybe if I'm for some reason hyper lethal that day and lucky I pull it out and get another guy with a lucky shot. But by then the third guy is going to hit me or back up and get ready. By that point maybe I could stick him couple times but I'm not confident. I guess I could maybe get him in the throat or something but it's a long shot. Past that the fourth is in the very improbable.

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