How many types of screws can you count on this Russian jet?

How many types of screws can you count on this Russian jet?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is deliberately done like that so it is harder to copy, it is called "multipolar stealth"

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird, but not a disaster, it's only one when you put shorter screws in it. How often do you change a canopy anyway?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe those were the best screws for these particular places on the craft?

      It's a big tell for lack of talent or even care from their design engineers and maintainers.

      If this were a picture of a western jet people would (rightfully) be throwing ridicule their way. As it is with a Russian jet, it is almost expected. Make of that what you will

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        metaphysical screws vs dialectical screws
        you dont understand
        read democracy in america
        the generalized screw may be convenient, but it is not optimal for the jet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How often do you change a canopy anyway?
      Meh. Western commercial jet planes have the same thing. Not sure how often commercial lines change out windscreens although apparently they do do it and have put too short of screws in from time to time causing some accidents.

      ?si=2wy7EDADyZK3Fm9Z

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They recommended that staff with prescription glasses should be required to wear them when undertaking maintenance tasks.
        I hope the retard was fired goddammit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Meh. Western commercial jet planes have the same thing.
        as a person familiar with commercial jet maintenance checks under EASA and FAA certification i seriously doubt that statement. Not saying it never happened, but these days every part is traced and documented from its origin. If some offshore maintenenance facility is found to have been using the wrong fasteners, it could have some serious repercussions from retracting certifications for that shop too mass groundings of airplanes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Western commercial jet planes have the same thing. Not sure how often commercial lines change out windscreens although apparently they do do it and have put too short of screws in from time to time causing some accidents.
        Have you even watched the video? The incident happened 1990 with an BAC One-Eleven - most planes of that type were retired many years ago.
        Newer western planes don't fasten the windscreen with screws from the outside. Instead it is mounted into the cockpit frame from the inside so the over-pressure inside the plane pushes it even more into place.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe those were the best screws for these particular places on the craft?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >russian jets are secured by philips-head screws from home depot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/TZmNyiv.jpg

      How many types of screws can you count on this Russian jet?

      The real crime is the use of slotted screws

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you americans can't even maintain a 4th gen fighter jets with the lada roadside repair tool kit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aren't slotted screws superior to philips in terms of torque.
        I remember watching an autistic 1 hour youtube rant on screw types

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol no, not in real world conditions.
          Phillips (actual Phillips) aren't great for torque either, but they're much better than slotted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            phillips are meant to cam out at a certain torque literally worthless for anything besides mass production

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Technically yes if the screw is in perfect condition and you use the exact right driver, which is also in perfect condition. In the real modern world we use hex or torx screws in applications where torque matters though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Torx my beloved. I fucking hate Allen heads with a passion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's time for you to actually do something with your hands other than to just jerk off at home Anon.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >At least Russian jets can fly and do their jo-ACK!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lel 😀 how can a country have a tradition of FAILURE so strong?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Russians were not meant to fly or swim judging by history

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Russians were not meant to fly or swim judging by history

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hope he was ok.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >front fell off
        Is that typical?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          in russia? chance in a million!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous.

            Well what happened here?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well obviously the front fell off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ah no no
          definitely not

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That actually looks like the crew could have possibly survived. Any details?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >any details
          Unfortunately for the crew in this case their Russian nationality was terminal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Survived the impact but burned to death

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The supersonic bomber was returning from a routine training mission in the early afternoon and attempted to land at Olenegorsk Air Base near Murmansk in Russia. The aircraft made a 7.13g landing while the structural limit for the bomber is 4g. Local weather conditions at the air base during landing were reported as being very poor with a cloud base of 90 meters, temperature of -10°C, snow and mist.

          During impact with the runway, the aircraft broke into two pieces and immediately burst into flames. Unfortunately, three of the four crew members did not survive the crash. Two pilots died during the crash, a third crew member (navigator) died as he was being transported to a hospital.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Unfortunately, one of the four crew members did survived the crash.
            FTFY

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Three crew members died.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          at least they didn't choose to eject

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >ejects down through the floor
            why?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Well in theory it makes sense. If you eject downward it doesnt compress your spine, you're ejected towards the flat bottom on the aircraft so no risk of striking the tail, and you're almost certainly flying when you do it so it should be safe.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't. They ejected upwards, didn't have enough altitude to parachute down safely.

              Well in theory it makes sense. If you eject downward it doesnt compress your spine, you're ejected towards the flat bottom on the aircraft so no risk of striking the tail, and you're almost certainly flying when you do it so it should be safe.

              No, it really wouldn't make any sense.

              >no spinal compression
              You risk injuries of similar severity regardless the direction of the ejection's acceleration.
              >no tail strikes
              Far higher risk of your parachute hitting debris from the malfunctioning plane.
              >should be safe when in the air
              And most importantly you risk splatting into the ground because your parachute didn't have enough altitude to slow down your descent velocity to something survivable. Exactly what happened in this accident. Most ejections happen at relatively low altitude while the aircraft is rapidly losing altitude. The upwards trajectory of ejection is an additional safety margin for the parachuting. Downwards trajectory would make a bad altitude situation far worse instead of mitigating it.

              Plus, where the fuck are you going to put the ejection seat hardware and how are you going to support the pilot? The only technically feasible ejection seat directions are up and forward, and only one of those doesn't intersect with the aircraft's trajectory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The only technically feasible ejection seat directions are up and forward
                Nuh uh, J-20s eject pilots backwards. They also travel through the engine so the pilots are pre-warmed for high altitudes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do bugs make for good aviation fuel?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, but sometimes the J-20 engine asks for a sacrifice. Who are we to deny the machine spirit?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's for when you don't think your ejection seats will clear the tail when it's moving at terminal velocity

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Our comrades bravely intercepted the fire with their bodies.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like they wanted to land as early and tough as possibly because of the snow and limited runway. What’s the tactical advantage of not clearing your landing strips for even the most expensive strategic bombers in your fleet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >plane just snaps in half and goes ass over teakettle
        Am I watching an old cartoon?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The old cartoons had to be inspired by something..

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >neck comes to a halt
          "H-HEY WE MADE IT!"
          >rest of the airplane lands on top of them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Comes in hot as fuck and pancakes the landing
        >Dies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        were the pilots total retards? or just average russians
        why were they coming down so fast? that's at least 100 knots too fast
        why are the wings still giving so much lift? were the flaps not configured for landing?
        why did the airframe break like that? just material fatigue of unmaintained soviet shitcan?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why did the airframe break like that? just material fatigue of unmaintained soviet shitcan?
          it's badly welded stainless steel

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Keep in mind that it was built ages ago in a country that doesn't even exist anymore.
            I'm still leaning towards accumulated material fatigue + lack of maintenance. Western aviation, be it civilian or military, would have deemed the plane not airworthy before an accident like that could happen.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/xHH8ELo.jpg

    [...]
    >At least Russian jets can fly and do their jo-ACK!

    why has this happened so many times actually, and ONLY in russia?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >old slavshit
      >"maintained" by russians
      >ground crews need crowdfunding to function
      >flown by pilots with a fraction of the annual flight hours of Western pilots
      >so desperate for bodies in seats they've been inviting back pilots fired for incompetence and airframe losses
      It's as shrimple as that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This photo should win an award of some kind.
      Like a pulitzer, but for the most comical fuckup captured on film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of the best pictures of the war so far

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How many types of screws can you count on this Russian jet?
    That depends, but usually you should count the pilot because he's screwed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A screw is a screw nafotranny

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >superior VVS heteroscrews
    >vs
    >inferior HAFO homoscrews

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The only hetero screws in the RuAF are the ones holding the planes together.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They ran out of the original screws at the airbase. Nobody knew where they came from so they sent Ivan with 200000 rubbles (2dollars) to the store to but whatever looked like it would fit. He bought one pack of 5 different screws so hopefully one of them would fit and spent the last of the money on a bottle of vodka.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please understand, Russia is a poor country and must rely on what it can scrounge from its neighbors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I’m missing something but to me there is something very unsettling about seeing fucking Phillips and flat heads on a jet aircraft of all things.
      >also mfw I see one that looks stripped as fuck

      lmfao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Flat heads are in some western aircraft skin panels as well, they aren't just slots though they are sorta semi-circular, you turn them with a pizza cutter looking tool. I don't remember seeing a mix of philips and slot though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're thinking of dzuz fasteners.
          They look kinda like slotted screws from the outside but are captive and spring-loaded. They function like a bayonet fitting and are intended for quick and frequent access.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If only you knew how bad things really are.
        Imagine giving someone who doesn't even know what a Philips is a screw driver and telling them to screw in a panel. Some maintenance doesn't even get done because the screws on the access panel look like rivets.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Very smart. If one type of screw fails, there's still seven other types yet to fail and the mission can continue with the canopy in place.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone can make wemb of this, pls. Little known incident with plane stuffed with high ranking military, because everyone survived, miraculously.

      ?si=_O1m_A6i8qHRl7Nt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trying to find the accident in the vid
        “ The Tupolev Tu-134 has been involved in 76 hull-loss accidents for a total of 1387 fatalities.”

        What the fuck

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the accident in the vid
          It's the 2006 one at Gvardeyskoye in Crimea.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What?
          Those numbers are normal if you compare against similar aircraft.

          >Tu-134
          >Number built 854
          >76 hull-losses
          >1387 fatalities

          >DC-9
          >Number built 976
          >156 hull-losses
          >3697 fatalities

          Other early jet airliners from the 60s had slightly better safety records in terms of hulls lost out of hulls built, but they had smaller production runs and were withdrawn from service earlier. Both Tu-134 and DC-9 are still in use.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like a turkey vulture trying to fly away from a car after gorging itself on roadkill

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    self tappers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. And a few sheet rock screws as well.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the flathead screws has markings that are consistent with someone trying to tighten/loosen it with a phillips head
    R U S S I A N A V I A T I O N

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dis won?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/xwl7V9e.png

      dis won?

      yeah lol

      I hate russians too but that is a type of screw. I can't remember the name but around me it's common to use on electrical panels to stop someone from having the right bit and being able to open it up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        theyre called security screws ive never seen a slotted on before probably bc all youd need to do is cut a slot in your driver to mess with them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >common to use on electrical panels

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          uhhhh...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Voltage indicator light, real space age tech

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            is fine comrade nothing to see here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The forbidden gummy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is of simple comrade, light bulb can break. If making ground point into warning light is never can break!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >bolt redhot from current
          This madlad goes several steps further

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            please stop shilling this retard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              why?
              retards are funny
              you are funny too

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I found his retardation endearing and the fireworks pretty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            picrel was the OG high voltage madlad, everyone since has been a pale imitation.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What type of fasteners _should_ you use in fighter jet? Rivets?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First step would be using the intended type instead of a mishmash of whatever random shit happened to be around

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Torx screw.
      https://camcar.com/2021/04/11/aereospace-initiatives/

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >plane doesnt want to fly
      >or shit flaps are up!
      >tries flaps switch but by mistake retracts gear instead
      >career is over

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This whole thread
    Wew, these are the Russhit creations that slavshit peddlers claim to be better than Western planes? Why would someone in their right mind shill for this self-exploding trash?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anyone ever claimed slavshit aircraft are better.

      Even if you look at what the Su-57 Femboy shills are doing, they're mostly just demanding to be taken seriously. Even claiming to be equal with western counterparts would be too much, and they know it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >F-16 Falcon 76:1
        Still haven't counted the one shot down by Indian Air Force MiG-21 I see chart needs updating.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When the NATO pilot can say whatever screwhead it is, it is already over for him

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >deleted
    See, the Su-57 Femboy shills can't even take themselves seriously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t delete it, jannies did
      The most important part of my post was
      >F-22
      >lmao no HMD
      >lmao no R-37 analogue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's this guy again
        i remember some of your previous spergouts, shame i didn't get to this one fast enough, i always like to laugh at you for being a retard.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I didn’t delete it, jannies did
    The most important part of my post was
    >F-22
    >lmao no HMD
    >lmao no R-37 analogue

    Oh wait, you're serious?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is some Twitter tier thread.
    Looks pretty obvious the Philips were used on edge of panels for alignment using a drill then flatheads used possibly sandwiching the canopy. You guys ever seen western aircraft construction?!

    Thought k was smarter then this this

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate phillips screws so god damn much.
      >screw and tools manufactures get cheap and make flat head unusable on anything other then light switch's
      >everyone switches to phillips for everything
      >manufactures get even fucking cheaper
      >75% any random phillips screw can and will be stripped by screwdrivers
      IKEA furniture grade hex heads are now higher quality then like almost any phillips. It's fucked and I hate it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What is putin's problem, why is he mad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no banan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The banan is on the other side of the iron curtain

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh that's good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He needs to shit and Katerina is redoing her hair for the third time this morning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >IKEA furniture grade
        Is that supposed to be a mark of low quality?
        Hex heads just work and given the design, slippage is nigh impossible even with low quality heads and tools.
        Philips heads just suck regardless of quality.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its to idiot proof tightening them; each level of torque has a different wrench so you can't fuck it up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Russia has a great track record of inventing better idiots...

      Lets not forget this happened because a "idiot-proofed" component was forcefully installed upside down, basically hammered in.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they use them, just to suffer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why bother making anything other then slotted screws when you can funnel all that money you save right into a personal bank account?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's like this suicide helmet, designed to end suffering rather than prolong it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind, googled it and read your post.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was never aware philips heads were supposedly superior to slotted. Working on old guns, philips heads strip and slotted don’t.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Phillips is designed to cam out, which just means it gets stripped. Fucking useless fucking fastener and I wish it would get dumpstered for something sensible.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >slotted head
    the hell is going on

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 (which is less than 16 on F22)

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