How many helium balloons would I need to make a rat float away?

How many helium balloons would I need to make a rat float away? They've caused so much damage I don't think the traditional methods of dispatching them are enough punishment

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If i want to make it extra spicy buy some magnesium and vinigar mix then in a jar or bottle and put the ballons over the, the resutling ballon will be filled with hydrogen which is even lighter then helium but it is flammble so go lunch it in some fields

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >collect a bunch of them
    >put them all in one cage and starve them until only the strongest one is left
    >crucify it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leave rat alone.
    if you want to keep rat out of house then seal up house.
    open house? open invitation to rat. don't be mad at rat if you invite rat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I certainly will be angry at rat who keeps BREAKING AND ENTERING. Rat isn't just entering through an existing hole, rat keeps making new holes so rat deserves his punishment.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rat is freedom, all is open to rat.

        mole rat eusocial, immortal, likes smoke, eats rock.

        go put house in balloon, leave earth to rat...

        till we figure out drone

        disrespect

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >rat is freedom, all is open to rat.

          Soon the skies will be open to rat as well.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Gadget did things to people, it's weird.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing weird about it. Humans are horny things.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that in Russia? She's weirdly popular over there.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >torturing an animal because it wants to survive
    How long till you move on to people?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You eat cows, pigs, and chicken. How long till you move to people?

      https://i.imgur.com/Jty5AVe.jpg

      How many helium balloons would I need to make a rat float away? They've caused so much damage I don't think the traditional methods of dispatching them are enough punishment

      How is that a punishment?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The rats broke the NAP give them hell Anon.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a cat Anon. Kittys keep you company AND keep rodents away.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cat is pussy

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    $30 x 99 rat baloons ~= 3k

    -Sacco Little

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >How many helium balloons would I need to make a rat float away?
    Are you expecting the US Air Force to take care of your rat problem?

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