How does it function?

How does it function?

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

LifeStraw Water Filter for Hiking and Preparedness

250 Piece Survival Gear First Aid Kit

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by fricking ya muddah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by fricking ya mudda

      Frick ya mudda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      by fricking ya mudda

      Frick ya mudda

      the covenant space magic of frick ya mudda

      why the frick are people still yeah posting for? that shit never should've lasted. it's the dumbest forced meme ever

      Frick ya mudda

      yeah, ok, and frick ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you missed one

        Frick ya mudda

        frick ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One such tactic would be frickin ya muddah

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. mudda got fricked

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Covenant Space Magic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the covenant space magic of frick ya mudda

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UNKNOWN TECHNOLOGY (Forerunner equivalent of) Блядь

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick are people still yeah posting for? that shit never should've lasted. it's the dumbest forced meme ever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frick ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, ok, and frick ya mudda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There has to be some sort of sort of interaction between the users suit and the targeting system that makes sure that allies don't get hit.as for the homing needles itself.. It's probably the same tech that guides their ships plasma Torpedos.covenant software protection is garbage so it's likely that unsc gear(marine armor etc)can rewrite the iff system via physical contact which might explain why marines etc can use the weapons homing function.that's all just a theory though and it could also simply frick your muddah.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just works.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The crystals are attracted to gay thoughts, that's why they are pink.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    byeah

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What blew up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Halo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sacred ring

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP never learned about the smart crystals.
    NGMI

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    r2 trigger

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just does

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in halo 1 you could find "magazines" for the needler that were a roughly oval shaped big pink crystal, presumably you cram them in the bottom part of the gun at the back.
    With that in mind and not having played a Halo game in like a decade on top of never really being a big loregay anyway, I think it's something like
    >Load chunk of SmartCrystal™ in your Needler™ Rapid-Fire SmartTrac™ Supercombining Explosives Weapons System
    >Crystal is liquefied and extruded into needles that protrude from the top of the gun, the extrusion process embeds the needles with the necessary data for tracking and targeting, they need to be exposed to air to keep data because ???, in this state they are stable enough to be used as a melee weapon even by superhumanly strong users
    >Firing the weapon involves a targeting cone being painted in front of the weapon, the closest heat signature is designated as the target for the needles which home in on the target using Forerunner™ Science Nerd intelligent crystal™ tech
    >The weapon fires by loading a segment of extruded needle into a breech and detonating a small plasma charge behind it, launching the needle at a low velocity and igniting the needle itself allowing it to self propel like a missile. Also seems to add some more raw crystal to it as fuel since the fired needles are larger than the part sheared off to fire.
    >When a needle hits something soft enough it continues vibrating as it attempts to keep moving forward, if enough needles impact a small area the vibrations build up enough to cause the needles to all detonate at once

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one of the moons of shanghelios has spicy purple crystals

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 years ago this thread wouldve been FILLED with Steven Universe porn

    Turn in your fricking Glocks, you should all be ashamed

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