How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?

How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda
    don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?
      Straw

      >don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man
      He's killed thousands.KYM (know your meme)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's killed thousands

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's killed thousands
        He's a poser. The real killer is Flavor-Aid

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    .50 bmg. It’s the only way to be sure.
    Whatever material his “body” is made from its tough enough to crash through thick masonry on a regular basis with no wear and tear.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The same way you killed your mothers bull. Orally dehydrate KAM by fellatio.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does he ejaculate cherry Kool-Aid, but thicker?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your thirst is quenched!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you say, Ardeth Bay

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If it's the jar, just break it. If it's the liquid, just mop it up and boil it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form

      Plot twist, he's actually a slim, and now that you've freed him from his glass prison he'll quickly latch onto you, engulf you, and proceed to violate all of your holes until he's satisfied before letting you go and moving on.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy Straws!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A really big straw.

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