.50 bmg. It’s the only way to be sure.
Whatever material his “body” is made from its tough enough to crash through thick masonry on a regular basis with no wear and tear.
you don't. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your thirst is quenched!
that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form
Plot twist, he's actually a slim, and now that you've freed him from his glass prison he'll quickly latch onto you, engulf you, and proceed to violate all of your holes until he's satisfied before letting you go and moving on.
fuck ya mudda
don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man
>How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?
Straw
>don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man
He's killed thousands.KYM (know your meme)
>He's killed thousands
>He's killed thousands
He's a poser. The real killer is Flavor-Aid
.50 bmg. It’s the only way to be sure.
Whatever material his “body” is made from its tough enough to crash through thick masonry on a regular basis with no wear and tear.
The same way you killed your mothers bull. Orally dehydrate KAM by fellatio.
Does he ejaculate cherry Kool-Aid, but thicker?
you don't. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your thirst is quenched!
Whatever you say, Ardeth Bay
If it's the jar, just break it. If it's the liquid, just mop it up and boil it.
that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form
Plot twist, he's actually a slim, and now that you've freed him from his glass prison he'll quickly latch onto you, engulf you, and proceed to violate all of your holes until he's satisfied before letting you go and moving on.
Crazy Straws!
Hammer
A really big straw.