How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?

How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck ya mudda
    don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you kill the Kool-Aid Man? What weapons do I need for the job?
      Straw

      >don't hurt the Kool-Aid Man
      He's killed thousands.KYM (know your meme)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's killed thousands

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's killed thousands
        He's a poser. The real killer is Flavor-Aid

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .50 bmg. It’s the only way to be sure.
    Whatever material his “body” is made from its tough enough to crash through thick masonry on a regular basis with no wear and tear.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same way you killed your mothers bull. Orally dehydrate KAM by fellatio.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does he ejaculate cherry Kool-Aid, but thicker?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear! And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your thirst is quenched!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever you say, Ardeth Bay

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's the jar, just break it. If it's the liquid, just mop it up and boil it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that would only change his being from it's liquid form into his much more lethal vapor and powdered solid form

      Plot twist, he's actually a slim, and now that you've freed him from his glass prison he'll quickly latch onto you, engulf you, and proceed to violate all of your holes until he's satisfied before letting you go and moving on.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy Straws!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hammer

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A really big straw.

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