how do you defense yourself from a wire attack

how do you defense yourself from a wire attack

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    freet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Protecting oneself from a strangulation wire attack involves a combination of awareness, prevention, and self-defense strategies:

    Stay Vigilant: Be aware of your surroundings and trust your instincts. If you feel uneasy or notice someone acting suspiciously, take precautions.

    Avoid Risky Situations: Try to avoid isolated areas, especially at night. Stick to well-lit, populated areas whenever possible.

    Learn Self-Defense: Taking self-defense classes can provide you with valuable skills to defend yourself in case of an attack. Techniques such as breaking holds, striking vulnerable areas, and escaping from chokeholds can be crucial.

    Carry Self-Defense Tools: Consider carrying items like a personal alarm, pepper spray, or a small tactical flashlight. These tools can help you attract attention or disorient an attacker.

    Be Mindful of Strangers: Be cautious when approached by strangers, especially in unfamiliar or deserted places. Trust your instincts and maintain a safe distance if you feel uncomfortable.

    Stay Connected: Let someone know your whereabouts and check in with them regularly, especially when going to unfamiliar places or meeting someone new.

    Practice Situational Awareness: Pay attention to your surroundings and potential threats. Avoid distractions like headphones or excessive phone use when walking alone.

    Trust Your Intuition: If something feels off or you sense danger, trust your instincts and take action to remove yourself from the situation.

    Remember, prevention is key, but having the skills and mindset to defend yourself if needed can greatly increase your safety in potentially dangerous situations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks ai

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GPT slop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is it wrong though?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes
          very fragmentary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Das a lotta shit to remember, mang. Frick it. I'll just not live in fear instead of worrying about cia ninja shit, fricking dweeb.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heres a simpler reply.
        if some homie tries to choke yo ass just break out da glicky and smoke em. dome that homie for good measure when ya done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JudPeNq.jpeg

      how do you defense yourself from a wire attack

      Man, I should just copy past GPT answers for "google it" tier trash threads like these.
      OP won't even realize its from a GPT.
      Frick, I bet he's not even here to read all these replies because he's too busy sucking wieners.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >to protect yourself from getting strangled, don't get strangled
      thanks ai

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Carry Self-Defense Tools: Consider carrying items like a personal alarm, pepper spray, or a small tactical flashlight.
      For best results, attach a pistol to your small tactical flashlight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the Butlerian Crusade is coming and you'll be on the list, machine over

      (FBI this is satire pls no raid)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Be the one doing the garroting

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are feet good for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, foot sweat is rich in K2 vitamins actually

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put reactive armor panel on back, if enemy grapple you it explode. stupid hohol

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is porn isn't it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not only is it porn, I recognize the artist. Pyper Halie is a damsel-in-distress/BDSM/occasional snuff/vore artist that streams on Picarto on a regular basis. She'll do stuff like wear different gags while streaming, etc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just checked my gigantic disgusting fetish porn folder and have some of her gynophagia pictures in it, /k/ is a magical place.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My personal favorite in their entire gallery is the grill one.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you defend yourself from this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      plot armor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't be a woman or of easily manhandled sique

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      H-hot
      Choke me daddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE CHOKESLAMED HER STRAIGHT TO HELL

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Knee to the nutsack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what game is this? robbery-murder simulator 2024?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Top one is a cutscene from Rise of the Tomb Raider, not sure what the second one is from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Top one is a cutscene from Rise of the Tomb Raider, not sure what the second one is from.

        how do you homosexuals not know Heavy Rain, the greatest game from filmmaker David Cage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          JAYY-sun
          JASON!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't play shitty console "games" that are interactive cutscenes. Atleast Tomb Raider has some ok platforming between the shitty cutscenes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >2010
          Most posters were probably fricking toddlers by then. SEEEEEEAAAAN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the homer simpson choke defense or basic full mount defense? Realistically a woman is not going to get out of that position, but if we assume both people to be of roughly same size, the rape choke can be pried off by using the thumbs as a leverage point. There are various full mount escape techniques, no need to write them here. You can look them up on any basic jujitsu tutorial channel on youtube.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're just playing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >not inside the trap anymore when she get impaled
        shit game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably ripped out due to the force of the spike trap...what you should really be upset is that they were too lazy to show her foot skinned or broken,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't just duck
        shit game

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >foot comes out of snare
        Is this the power of AAA?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the first (nu) game you had objects that Lora said were too heavy for her to move, then you find a mechanical rope puller and suddenly she is able to move them, just standing there unanchored and holding it in her hands.
          Made me go WTF when I saw it then again when it didn't seem to bother anyone but me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      defend against what? it doesn't look like she put up much of a fight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying she would want to in the first place

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1. Lift your legs and wrap them around the aggressor's neck.
      2. *SLAM*
      3. Give them a concussion and crush their esophagus in a single movement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about a seatbelt choke

      https://i.imgur.com/Vg1XDNR.jpeg

      Don't have a beautiful.... small neck... with a strong pulsating carotid artery... and soft crushable suprahyoid ... and a humming larynx....

      Get belted

      >woman dies
      >huge fricking erection
      Whats wrong with me?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have a case of the based, I'm sorry there's nothing we can do.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Whats wrong with me?
        Nothing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry about it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the sex part of the brain and violence part the same one.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do the QTE properly when you restart at the checkpoint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lust provoking content

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pull their thumbs apart to the sides.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thumbs full force inside his eyes are the best defense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With a handgun like George Zimmerman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just carry a gun. He's doing absolutely nothing no restrain her arms/hands. If the game wasn't written by a pack of DEI morons Lara would canonically pull a gun from her waistband and blow his wiener off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nu-lara were appealing to the female audience, thats why its basically a ryona simulator

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer: Concealed weapon, quick reaction time and being able to think rationally in an immediate life threatening situation (remembering you have the gun and actually using it)

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >troon wants to know how stop others stealing their kill
    kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't let people sneak up behind you

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FEET DETECTED

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gun. Shoot the attacker.
    You're majorly fricked if a garrote is around your neck because the crushing ans swelling even after it is removed can still have life threatening restriction.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what about a seatbelt choke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd cum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American Jitsu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No way a car is big enough for two whole americans to move around like that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you think we drive big ass trucks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I came

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > new fetish unlocked
      C.. Can you provide it with sound, anon?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wh...what sort of...tournament is this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        carjitsu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Release trunk monkey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post op Zach Braff seems to be doing ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Car-Jitsu is fricking kino

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate them both being barefoot. If I was that queer cameraman those cute toes at the :37 sec mark would be in my mouth. The look of sheer disgust and bewilderment that she would give me, while continuing to strangle the other b***h with the seatbelt, would cause me to involuntarily ejaculate in my tighty whiteys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    British police used high leather collars to protect themselves from garrotters in the 18th century.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'd need a jump rope to get over that top hat

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to fight the hands and try to find a way to get your hand or better yet arm between your neck and the wire

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    footgay

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's the neat part, anon. Against someone who knows what they're doing, you don't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they so slow to react, do they not care or are they scared of production stopping?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't see any faces but my gut tells me they're all chinks

        they're chinese

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well that does not count, 24 average china-man is equivalent to a human

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        latency in the hivemind before the drones get updated instructions

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Funny way of saying normalcy bias, you are not immune

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hierarchy, pink guy has to come over and order them to stop him.
        If you ever have to choke out a silicon slave, make sure you go for the pink one first, that way they can't do anything to stop you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Hierarchy, pink guy has to come over and order them to stop him.
          this
          they dont give a single frick
          chinks are totally unempathetic bugs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they're chinks I wouldn't care either. 1 more job opening = slightly better job security for a couple days so you should always be happy to see others die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        One of the most Chinese videos I've ever seen.
        Bystanders:
        "Huah?... HUAH? uh.... --HUAH????"
        Robots glitchin

        >worse reaction time than The You Testament NPCs

        The chinksect meme is so real. They just sit there glitching until the red suit guy who I'm guessing is a supervisor tells them to react.

        be honest, if you were there you probably would take at least a few seconds to register what was going on. That's just so unexpected and unless you were looking directly at the guy you'd just register that he's still standing and probably didn't make any noise to indicate surprise or danger, so you'd just see a little movement in the corner of your eye. Those are Chinese workers, so they probably have been doing 12 hour shifts 6 days a week, and those suits probably get hot and stuffy pretty fast, so they probably aren't at 100%.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >so you'd just see a little movement in the corner of your eye
          Fricking racist.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably thought it was just the CCP dealing with another dissident

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The chinksect meme is so real. They just sit there glitching until the red suit guy who I'm guessing is a supervisor tells them to react.

        The human mind doesn't respond well to sudden and shocking changes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what if he just grabbed his dick and twisted?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't see any faces but my gut tells me they're all chinks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how would one get the garroter to stop garroting
      looks like a strong position and a few hits won't make him release

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Attack the knees from the side or back, preferably the back to make tham buckle, it won't help you if you are the one attacked but for others around the victim.
        Once on the ground it's not as easy for him to maintain the leverage or defend himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stab him in the leg, squish his balls with all your might, stab him in the eyes, slam him into something.
        Your job is to get a brief moment to release yourself. Anything unexpected and extremely painful will do the trick. Best way is probably grab something sharp and stab him with all might

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're surrounded by glass philes. Break one on the table and jam the ragged end in the garrotter's eyesocket.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kidneys baby, hit the c**t in the kidneys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you hit someone with enough power in that position. You have to strike directly behind you. There's no power in that angle.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Dig deep

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Elbow shots to the kidneys or donkey kicking the fricker in the balls are your only real options.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Through rigorous training I can create lethal electrical currents with my mind so it would instant death for the attacker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        say "goochie goochie goo" as you tickle his armpits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol wind up and blast him in the jaw, his head is completely unprotected. How are you people this genuinely weak/moronic?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finger in butthole. Just like pitbulls.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well if its car based you're going to want to exercise a little forethought and check the back seats before you get in.
      Otherwise do whatever it takes to get them to loosen their grip, the danger of being garroted is not airway restriction but blood-flow to the brain, this takes you out very quickly as demonstrates.
      Really you have to listen to your instincts and try to not be the kind of person that makes a garrotters hit list

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One of the most Chinese videos I've ever seen.
      Bystanders:
      "Huah?... HUAH? uh.... --HUAH????"
      Robots glitchin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >worse reaction time than The You Testament NPCs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick? How is he so passive? Wouldn't you be thrashing about like mad trying to slam him into shit to break it? Or does getting choked that intensely just paralyse you? Not to mention how everyone just keeps working.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So this is actually one of the best applied garrotes I’ve seen. That man is immediately unconscious basically, no blood flow to the brain, and with a hard enough yank you could probably really damage the windpipe. It’s like every chokehold at once when done well, but if you frick up a garrote it’s useless.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have about five seconds before you pass out from a blood choke.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To add what others have said, this guy operates on the same NPC level of awareness as his coworkers. He just is not programmed to really fight back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          getting choked that tightly actually does make you almost instantly loose consciousness and he probably wasn't really expecting his co-worker to give him the Agent-47 Special

          pic related he smoked that dude like he was a professional

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. That dude probably lost points for choking out his target in plain view of all those NPCs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nah due to their bugged programming there was no point penalty for being spotted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what
      the
      frick?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is going on here? some assassination or just an angry coworker?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agent 47 in action, people didn't even notice him.
      Silent assassin rank

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The chinksect meme is so real. They just sit there glitching until the red suit guy who I'm guessing is a supervisor tells them to react.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mutts do it too, without an owner giving orders

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're pathetic chang

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >immediately resorts to whataboutism

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're pathetic chang

            >doesn't deny it
            You are hypocritical jigaboos

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >robbed with weapon vs killed by wire
          implesive compare here chang

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I'm not gonna grapple a Black person with a gun to save some random campus prostitute's wallet and neither are you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whites went silent

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            try opening your eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats why you carry weapons and never turn your back on someone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >and never turn your back on someone
        Please teach me how to never turn my back on someone. I always get uneasy when I am at the store and hear people behind me, or even standing in the checkout line or when people pass my office window (because I have my chair facing the door already). Getting a haircut is a near traumatic experience.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "Target down. Well done, 47."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >full 15 seconds before anyone does fricking anything

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sneak 100

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even 100% sure I'd want to survive if I were in that webm. Even if by some miracle you managed to not get any permanent brain damage from the asphyxiation you'd still remember when someone almost killed you in full view of a dozen of your co-workers while they all did nothing. Imagine having to go into work the next day and stand across from the guy who just sat there watching you get world star'd by some rando with a wire.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine having to go into work the next day
        That's not even the top reason. The immense damage done to your neck & windpipe would be permanently crippling, assuming also you somehow manage to avoid brain damage. Plus, the probable brain damage anyway, making you an IQ 45 vegetable, still just aware enough of your hellscape life where other people have to feed you and wipe your ass for you. Plus the screaming PTSD nightmares that will follow you into your deepest sleep for whatever passes for the rest of your life.

        Facing my coworkers the next day doesn't even make my list of concerns. If I somehow avoided all of the above, I'd welcome coming back to work with cool scars and joking about it. Free beer for years to come.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These Chinks behave like literal Skyrim NPCs

      "What is happening?"
      "By the Gods!"
      "Must have been the wind"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've fought mudcrabs more fierce than you!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they're al looking around like "Are we supposed to strangling someone too?" until the guy in the pink, probably a manager" came over and helped.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i bet guy in pink comes becouse he see 1 guy stopped working

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't get into a situation where you would be choked in the first place

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >feet inset twice
    yeah, this is fetish art

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't wanna see the artist's other stuff

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meh, fairly middle of the road predicament bondage / light snuff, nothing to phase an experienced /d/eviant

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >light snuff
          my god I am glad I haven't fallen so far into weirdo porn

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How? Like I remember 15 years ago when I was a teenager beating it to mermaid sashimi guro before I got into vomit enema jav. You gotta mix it up sometimes, vanilla gets boring.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              literal coombrain.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Brain fricking and brain cum absorption are super hot, yeah

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been laughing at this post for two days now, thanks anon

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >light snuff
          how can snuff be light? They're either dead or they aren't. Is there mass casualty snuff art?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They're either dead or they aren't.
            Think of it as more of a "it's the journey, not destination" thing.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            implied death / extreme peril vs "oh look there's her spleen"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I relate to you on a deep level anon. It fricking drives me up the wall when I see people ask for sauce on artwork and get the reply "ohh dude you dont want to see what twisted nightmare stuff this guy makes" and it's always something relatively tame. Reminds me of myself when I was 12 and thought tentacle porn was the peak of depravity, while now I consider it basically a vanilla form of hentai.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is that face Dude!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the good doctor
          slightly ai enhanced

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    always sit in the back OP very easy fix

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  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    let it go through you and regenerate the compromised tissue as quickly as you can.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cowboy hat

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By not ratting out your Brother in law to the Barzinis.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Armored colar, cover it up with a turtleneck.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't have a beautiful.... small neck... with a strong pulsating carotid artery... and soft crushable suprahyoid ... and a humming larynx....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based artist wish he still did animations.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        name?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          erikku_(kata235)
          https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69653412

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thank you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      erikku_(kata235)
      https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/69653412

      I can get behind erotic asphyxiation but guro is just moronic

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gorget

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once it sunk in, and you are not both standing up, there is no defense. This is similar to a rear naked choke that is properly applied. In submission wrestling class we often drill RNC defense where the attacker has his legs locked or grape vined and you try to escape while preventing the choke from sinking in. Once the choke is placed and the legs are locked/intertwined there is nothing you can do, similar the picture you provided. However, if you are both standing or the legs are not locked you can sometimes escape a RNC. I don’t think you would want to twist into a piano wire choke or wrestling them to the ground, nor do I think you could pull the wire down or pull the hand holding the wire ends.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to add that you get choked-out in under 10 seconds by a proper RNC and I would assume this would be under 5 seconds with a tight piano wire choke. It is possible to strengthen your neck to delay being choked out by a few seconds, Crocop used to neck flex while people choked right before the point of unconsciousness for reps.
      If this doesn’t make sense let me know, for I’ve been hit in the head a lot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wont be choked by a piano vire if someone goes full force on you.
        The piano wire will cut you and you will die, obviosly you'd choke on your blood, but not the wire itself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I will back you up MMA bro. The neck flex thing reminds me of the valsalva manuever, which is commonly done in lifting to brace your torso and increases your strenght. It also shoot up your bloodpreassure, which does kinda help with resisting the choke.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think you're understating the speed, RNC is more like 5 secs once you fully apply pressure.

        So this is actually one of the best applied garrotes I’ve seen. That man is immediately unconscious basically, no blood flow to the brain, and with a hard enough yank you could probably really damage the windpipe. It’s like every chokehold at once when done well, but if you frick up a garrote it’s useless.

        Only thing he could have done better is lift the victim slightly up onto his back like the way you transfer weight during the start of an Ippon Seoi Nage. When done with a proper garrotte wire that's nearly instant death.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some kinda stiff collar + rolling with at least one friend, who can dome your attacker into a concussion or into sleep.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    safe and comfy
    not to mention stylish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its also extremely alpha, look at how much personal space he takes.
      Super alpha move.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Euros will do literally everything to protect themselves aside from legalize personal carry for self defense.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        in 1856 there were basically no gun laws in Europe or anywhere else in the world. Large scale arms control is a very new phenomenon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ungarroted. safe. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big of a fricking problem were people being strangled to death in London if there are satire cartoons about it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you know how crime is high in big cities?

        London was the only real big city at the time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >warsaw, russia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dude, look at the writing style and the paper tone, this shit is dated as frick
            >prussia
            litteraly 1900-1920 time frame or prior even

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It has Bucharest and Sophia listed as "Turkey", so it's presumably pre-1877

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no muttmerica
          >paradise

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >list is of European cities
            >europoor has to try and out his seething anyways
            Actually pathetic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give him the old stab stab

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats one good piece anon

  32. 1 month ago
    Sage

    You never listened to wu tang

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get belted

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Murder or robbery?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Believe it or not it was rape

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          eww. look at her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never walk about after dark,
      ill Michael Jackson moon walk spin just to check my surroundings (this works if the spin is slow enough)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I looked it up she didn't die.
      The Black person did rape her though.
      This was NYC.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I met my gf

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t, it’s the hottest way to die.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    High collared, reinforced leather coat.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They can't choke you if you deprive them of their hands first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, awful. I hate people

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        good thing its a drawn image

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That real people drew. Who gave those homies art supplies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he just photoshopped the nuggets and ketchup in instead of drawing them
      lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This may sound harsh but I think whoever drew this image should die.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think all your limbs should be reduced to nubs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This drawing makes me want to make another drawing where she gets prosthetic arms and legs and she’s high-fiving some dude as they both stand over the corpse of that thing behind her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That reminds me of this one webcomic of a kinda thick nugget chick who looked like rayman with future prosthetics. I think she was slightly brown too. Can't remember the name and it wasn't porn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I remember the thing you're thinking of, it was some fanfic capeshit nonsense where a brown grill with missing limbs got Rayman hands and that made her a superhero instead of just being capable of things that normal people could do.

          I don't at all remember what it's called.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically have a nice day.

      This may sound harsh but I think whoever drew this image should die.

      ditto.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I forgive this bastard because he draws incredible preg art. Just wish he would do it more often

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some things just breech public limits

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    strapcutter?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    either never sleep or wear a picrel 247.

    >I mean defend hth
    keep your hand on your chin 247

    op has an irrational fear of pianos and fishermen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you wear a sewing bobbin 24/7? Did you somehow think that was a gorget?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        joke, fren.

        I had this one too but a bobbin is funnier.

        There, jokes's dead. How do we pin this on the israelites.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        its the thing from wild wild west

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what, like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't die from a garrote. Fact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >wear a picrel 247
      a fishing reel?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah, gotta be at least a cable reel.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It'll hurt your ears but just draw your CC gun and put it to his face or dump a mag into his pelvis. This is why steel zipties are superior, set it and forget it.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't post your weird fetish porn here homosexual

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look in your back seat before you get in the car

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frick ya mudda

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You perverts are defective humans Jesus Christ

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      your ancestors literally raped women for thousands of years, moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yet a caveman would still be sickened by your porn history bud go back to PrepHole with the rest of the great great great great grandma rape fantasists

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          did you ask one?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >OOGA BOOGA BOOBA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I finally have an excuse to wear this bad boy boy in public

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you defense yourself from a wire attack
    sounds even easier than fist fight, just don't turn your back to the attacker and punch the frick out of him while he sits there looking stupid

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As autistic and mindrotted by porn as I am, I'm relieved I haven't devolved to the point where the "werido shit that isn't even technically porn" is what I need to get off.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mere wires will not stop me

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was attacked from behind about 10 years ago with a length of steel cable. My initial response was total panic, that surely I must have been caught up in loose wiring or something and it was some awful mistake, which cost me precious time. Hearing and feeling someone behind me instantly drove me to hammer the frick out them with the back of my head. They still had the wire wrapped around my neck, but I managed to violently shake them enough get side-on and then drive my thumb deep enough into his nose with feel flesh give way and hear a wet cracking. He loosened up briefly, then tried to cinch up, so I went with the motion and bit into his eye socket. Puncturing his eyeball with a tooth was enough to get him to let go. I was fricking furious and barely able to breathe, bleeding everywhere to the point I thought he'd severed an artery and I was about to bleed to death, so I wrapped the cable around his neck and decided to kill him with it to take him with me. Pretty quickly realised I wasn't dying and let go to call for police and and an ambulance. While I was calling, he came around and started moaning "Why'd you do that to me man? Why'd you do that to me man? Why'd you do that to me man?" over and over, which enraged me so much that I stomped the frick out of him for a while before help arrived. It fricked me up mentally and to this day I overreact if someone even touches my neck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty metal though. Did he want money? Your ass? Or just the thrill?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        was it a Black person?

        My office was in an annex of a building with expensive shit in it, and he thought he could use my security card to rob the place. Of course he was melanin enriched, so he just lurked in a bush, his and his accomplice's faces on camera, until I was standing at the door and he rushed me. He actually had a gun on him, but said he wanted to choke me out because I looked stronger than him and he thought he could drag my unconscious body inside just in case there was a code he could interrogate me for. He then, seemingly out of no where, admitted he'd lied and actually just wanted to kill me so I couldn't give a description on his vehicle...which was also on camera. His accomplice saw me start to eat his buddy's face and ran for it, slammed his car into a 7/11's anti-vehicle post while parking to buy some liquor, abandoned it and went home to get high, pass out and be arrested hours later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was it a Black person?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >attacks someone with intent to kill
        >asks why they defend themselves
        What do you think, genius?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How are you with soft boiled eggs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      My office was in an annex of a building with expensive shit in it, and he thought he could use my security card to rob the place. Of course he was melanin enriched, so he just lurked in a bush, his and his accomplice's faces on camera, until I was standing at the door and he rushed me. He actually had a gun on him, but said he wanted to choke me out because I looked stronger than him and he thought he could drag my unconscious body inside just in case there was a code he could interrogate me for. He then, seemingly out of no where, admitted he'd lied and actually just wanted to kill me so I couldn't give a description on his vehicle...which was also on camera. His accomplice saw me start to eat his buddy's face and ran for it, slammed his car into a 7/11's anti-vehicle post while parking to buy some liquor, abandoned it and went home to get high, pass out and be arrested hours later.

      Based, glad you didn't die and kicked his ass. How long was his sentence?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His sentence was only 5 years, but his family sent me an invitation to his funeral after he died of sepsis from an infected tattoo in jail. Didn't even make it to prison. His accomplice is still alive, now in prison for trying to steal TVs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he died of sepsis from an infected tattoo in jail
          LOL
          did you attend?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick no. His family wanted me to come so I forgive him publicly. I do not forgive that frick for trying to kill me and if there's an afterlife I'll be coming for him.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >frick no I won't attend
              But you got the eulogy done already.

              >Laquan James Tyler
              >This main
              >this MAGNIFICENT
              >BLACK
              >MAIN
              >came up behind me with a garrote
              >he wanted to use my ID card to rob the building I was in
              >he had a gun
              >he planned to choke me out and beat the password out of me
              >and after that he meant to kill me
              >When by the grace of God I escaped
              >I bit him in the eye
              >I rocked him, kicked the shit out of him
              >and do you know what he said?
              >he said, why you do this to me man
              >so I kicked him again until the cops came
              >I've been thinking of Laquan almost every night since then
              >What kind of life must he have lead, to do a thing like that
              >And I think
              >if we ever meet again in heaven
              >by the grace of God
              >Imma kick the shit out of him again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >if we ever meet again in heaven
                >by the grace of God
                >Imma kick the shit out of him again
                KEK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should have kicked him to death.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm going to rape that robot

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dont say that

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lol i remember the set it and forget it garrote thread

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking captcha.

    Basically you use a garrote:
    A. Because it's a technique for improvised weapons.
    B. To avoid cutting throats where mess is the primary issue, and give got a cloth garrotte to avoid cutting throats.
    C. You need to take out a sentry from a position of gross physical disadvantage. For example where your squadmate has a clear shot anyway if you fail so you take a long shot. This is actually why they're associated with SAS.

    You might employ a French loop to hang someone who's walking under you, or who's inside the cabin of a vehicle or through a window. A position from which you couldn't physically control them and wouldn't have a good angle for a knife attack.
    You couldn't cover their mouth, and with a cut throat they might still yell.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how do you defense yourself
      Are you ok? Slow down a bit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, how do you defence yourselve

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    garotted someone. can't really give details but garotting people usually kills them, on this occasion with a car seat belt nobody died. Hard to say how long it took, at least a minute longer than necessary. Maybe it woke up a vegetable. Less than it deserved

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lord Humongous has no fear of such cowardly attacks

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I deadlift 600lbs and have a thick ass neck

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the garrote generals.
    The mods started nuking them though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair they started pretty dumb and got worse.
      Sometimes a one-off is all something needs to be, trying to recapture lightning in a bottle necessarily leads to worse threads.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They were funny, and didn't deserve the ass fricking they git from the mods.
        It was basically a humor thread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It was basically a humor thread.
          And like every specific humor thread it became the same thread over and over.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Welcome to PrepHole, friend.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Welcome to PrepHole
              You'd better not be the guy complaining about a general getting nuked.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No idea who you're alluding to. I was alluding to you acting like beating a dead horse and driving any kind of joke thoroughly into the ground is not a main feature of PrepHole.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >No idea who you're alluding to.
                I believe you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They were funny
          maybe if you were 12

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heh.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a back flip.
    Pro tip: slit throats do not result in immediate death

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me if this is stupid, but could you heave yourself off the ground, thereby putting your own weight on the weight of the attacker? Then it's just a matter of thumping against his knees with your own shoes. until you fall, hopefully putting yourself in a better position since you're on top of him and can start rolling.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I expected this thread to just be a bunch of thinly veiled fetish photos and im disappointed

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    check the rear seat before getting in, use a small car, set up IEDs in the rear seat and trunk, etc.

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wi-Fi

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Having better locks on your car, having a better security system for your car, carry a gun in a side hostler and fire away johnny fire away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >prys open the window anyways

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Commission - Parking Lot Strangler
    There's just something about this name that just makes me giggle.

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check the back seat before you get in. I always do a walk around of a vehicle before I get in, check for anything like flates, body damage, just glimpse in the back seat while doing so

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always have a pocket knife and turtle neck so the cia will not stop me from fed posting

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slam your head back into their face silly. Most people doing this are like brass cuckle users, they're weak-willed and the slightest bit of force directed their way will make them crumple.

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    obvious fetish thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's every thread anon, especially the ones that you think aren't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't. finally get to leave this place.
    i never agreed to come here in the first place

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use a wireless phone.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a (israeli) mafia hitman for Murder Inc called Kid Twist (after his garrote technique). Fascinating guy, a manlet sociopath of the highest order, killed people over the smallest disrespect, master of the garrote. His life was insane from cradle to grave.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Reles

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Behold

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >see feet thread on /k
    >click on filesize for filename
    >see artist is pyperhalie
    >proceed with NSFW search
    >this_better_not_awaken_anything_latent_inside_me.webm
    >artist specilizes in noncon borderline snuff
    >goddammit.mkv

    Pic unrelated

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as always the solution is to just not live in the same town as browns
    it's that simple

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The browns will just come to you.
      I've moved out of Austin twice. Where I currently live I could go across the street and hunt. Now I'm surrounded by apartments and looking for something to replace my formerly comfy gas station job because I'm tired of telling people that we don't have dollar lighters or blunteffects or free matches or whatever other city nonsense they're used to. Once I've paid off my mortgage I'm renting this house and fricking right off to the desert or something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >makes 30k/yr
        >wonders why browns keep 'moving in' to his neighborhood

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I make over 40k without OT. If you want a relatable difference, my HEB used to stock Yuro beers but now it's all domestic pisswater. IDK what those apostrophes are for, these apartments weren't here just 2 years ago and I was outside of city limits.

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >snuff fetish thread stays up for 9 straight days
    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as the Van Pelt thread from a week or two ago.

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they make self defence rings?
    Like a ring with wire cutter?

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dont have a car with rear seats

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that getting asphyxiated will make your orgasms feel super awesome?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Try it

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suicide vest

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