Why do I need to fight him? that's a thirdie way of thinking.
I work with his ambassador to my nation to create an environment that western businesses would want to move in to.
You can just not do anything and maintain a lavish lifestyle for yourself, if your underlings ever complain just point to him as the source of their problems.
I join him. The deal he offers (trade, progress, well-being) is far better than some gay schizo tale of reclamation of past national glories.
But anon you can't just manipulate retarded lefty homosexuals in the Empire who will see you as pure because you're a brownoid, or israelites who will see you as a catspaws to use against whites in their host nation for the same reason. You can't just get preferential trade deals and "promise" political reform for decades while consolidating your power and markets while never delivering. You can't just keep kicking the can down the road and exploiting the internal politics of that empire forever. You're in BRICS, you've got to put face above all other concerns and "muh honor, muh dignity of small nations" all over the place while abusing your potential allies against that empire and driving them into the arms of your enemy by electrocuting their entire fishery.
Yes I'm talking about Xi da Poo and the a lesser extent Putinpie. How do you fuckers fuck up so bad? You could have just waited, "playing the long game" my ass.
You can just not do anything and maintain a lavish lifestyle for yourself, if your underlings ever complain just point to him as the source of their problems.
Culture war turning into unrest and civilian war.
Find or create communities of light/moderate polarity.
Fund the communities to grow in size and influence.
Radicalize the communities.
Make them xenophobic.
Make their members feel like victims.
Make the polarized sides always blame the centrists and the government.
Organize provocations, fund and support the triggered members.
Have non-state actors commit a large scale terror attack that baits a major responce every time the last foreverwar ends.
Repeat until they go full tankie and military spending is over 50% of GDP.
Laugh as civil war breaks out.
I move to there, occupy Section 8 housing, don't pay taxes and have a dozen children between my three wives who also grow up to sponge off the government. BTW, none of us bother to learn English. Inshallah.
Why do I need to fight him? that's a thirdie way of thinking.
I work with his ambassador to my nation to create an environment that western businesses would want to move in to.
>Why do I need to fight him?
He's been busting your balls.
Where your balls at?
>Dude just let them win it's easy
What's so horrible about Pax Burgerland? Give me something other than /misc/ or /leftypol/ talking points.
They think it's a master/slave situation like how russia views things
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But Anon, I'm American, and I don't want other countries to be slaves
But anon you can't just manipulate retarded lefty homosexuals in the Empire who will see you as pure because you're a brownoid, or israelites who will see you as a catspaws to use against whites in their host nation for the same reason. You can't just get preferential trade deals and "promise" political reform for decades while consolidating your power and markets while never delivering. You can't just keep kicking the can down the road and exploiting the internal politics of that empire forever. You're in BRICS, you've got to put face above all other concerns and "muh honor, muh dignity of small nations" all over the place while abusing your potential allies against that empire and driving them into the arms of your enemy by electrocuting their entire fishery.
Yes I'm talking about Xi da Poo and the a lesser extent Putinpie. How do you fuckers fuck up so bad? You could have just waited, "playing the long game" my ass.
You can just not do anything and maintain a lavish lifestyle for yourself, if your underlings ever complain just point to him as the source of their problems.
Bribe his politicians and create a PAC that funds their campaigns.
>defeat him
I am him. I have already won.
also, I don't fight fair.
With psyops, breaking him mentally from the inside.
Does anyone have the drawing of him looking like a skeleton cowboy with six-shooters?
This one?
Cheers anon
Gotchoo senpai
Uganda mode:
1) be a worthless shithole
2) declare war on the USA
3) no one gives a fuck
4) wait for 1 day
5) declare yourself a winner
>norks and burgers are the same height
Tip top cope.
Act of surrender contains a chapter of transferring the "excess" inches.
You should stage an invasion and capture one of their Q bombs.
bro they don't actually work
covert well drilling in yellow stone and drop tnt down the shaft.
I join him. The deal he offers (trade, progress, well-being) is far better than some gay schizo tale of reclamation of past national glories.
Sit and wait instead of doing dumb shit like starting a war in Ukraine or pissing off Israel.
The problem is that once the USA implodes everybody else will
What if your country has a demographic crisis and 2020 is the last decade you'll have the manpower to do anything about anything?
Internally. Attempt to divide the US population against each other, idealy through racial and political lines.
Culture war turning into unrest and civilian war.
Find or create communities of light/moderate polarity.
Fund the communities to grow in size and influence.
Radicalize the communities.
Make them xenophobic.
Make their members feel like victims.
Make the polarized sides always blame the centrists and the government.
Organize provocations, fund and support the triggered members.
I rather join him than get annihilated Iraq style.
Have non-state actors commit a large scale terror attack that baits a major responce every time the last foreverwar ends.
Repeat until they go full tankie and military spending is over 50% of GDP.
Laugh as civil war breaks out.
It might take a century but it'll work.
I move to there, occupy Section 8 housing, don't pay taxes and have a dozen children between my three wives who also grow up to sponge off the government. BTW, none of us bother to learn English. Inshallah.
Why did they let them invade and occupy the country for 20 years to begin with?
Winning would imply they fought each other. The U.S. and the Taliban haven't fought in 8 years, dude
Propaganda and money. Democracy is actually rather peace loving and prefers trade and diplomacy over conquest. Conquest is expensive.
Bribe Israel.
>get AID... have AIDS
>seduce him into fucking me in the ass
Not sure they have any other hands to play.