How do you deal with an angry ferret in your trench? Posted on April 30, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor How do you deal with an angry ferret in your trench? https://streamable.com/17g4it
Feed it bullets and then and then use a large magnet to get it out.
Now how do we weaponize it?
Why didn't they just fucking shoot it?
That's fucking adorable.
Maybe because most white people don't immediately jump to "kill the cute animal" when it's done nothing wrong and there's no significant benefit in doing so.
Not to mention shooting something that small at point blank with a fucking rifle would smear their dugout with blood and guts.
>Maybe because most white people don't immediately jump to "kill the cute animal"
My bro, white people literally invented traveling to kill animals: it's called safari. Not to mention wiping (or coming close to it) out whales, buffalo, wolves, the dodo, tasmanian tiger, etc
STFU swarthoid. Go back to r*ddit with your retarded headcanon tumblr bullshit.
My bro, white people literally invented saving animals from extinction: it's called preservation. Not to mention restoring (or coming close it) animals that have been extinct
Safari derives from Arabic 'al-saphari', meaning a slave raid into the interior. The usual method was to surround a village at night and attack in the wee hours of the morning, then slaughter absolutely everybody in it except healthy young men, who are then bound and castrated and marched back to the coast. Only the strongest survive, and they are then bound to their masters because they have no people ans no kids and this made them loyal, apparently.
The entire history of Islam is full of shit like that.
white people's national childhood pass-time used to be shooting random small animals with 22s for sport
>Why didn't they just fucking shoot it?
Because if you're in a war then maybe a little diversion from shooting things is a nice change of pace
>Why didn't they just fucking shoot it?
You're a psychopath
>why didn't they just fucking shoot it?
brown or the type of kid who skinned squirrels for fun
That's actually quite a rare animal. It's chances of surviving the war are slim already, no need to hurry te extinction of the species along. It's not actually a ferret, either. It's more of a sub-species of martin (I think I'm remembering that correctly).
Really, pretty incredible. If there had been a way to trap it and preserve it in a breeding program at a zoo somewhere, that would have been the ideal solution.
That would lead to the enemy finding their location. Stupid.
Life is sacred
>Why didn't they just fucking shoot it?
they aren't morons
>War is hel-
It feels just plausible in the "being in a trench is fucking boring" sense
wtf is this? a stoat?
Yes! It's a polecat subspecies! I used to have a pic set of a few, but I can't find it right now.
I was still sort-of correct. It's a mustelid, so cousin to otters and wolverines. And skunks:
> When alarmed, a marbled polecat raises up on its legs while arching its back and curling its tail over its back, with the long tail hair erect. It may also raise its head, bare its teeth, and give shrill, short hisses. If threatened, it can expel a foul-smelling secretion from enlarged anal glands under its tail.
>In 2008,the marbled polecat was classified as a vulnerable species in the IUCN Red List due to a population reduction of at least 30% in the previous 10 years. In 1996, it had been considered a species of least concern. The decline in marbled polecat populations thought to be due to habitat loss and reduction in available prey due to use of rodenticides.
"Rare" is a bit strong, but not by much. They are unusual to run across, and declining rapidly.
Thanks, PrepHole! They're kinda cute.
What an adorable little cute killing machine. I have never heard --- or heard of -- an animal in flight still bitching out whatever it was running from. Holy shit.
It's really common actually. Common household cats do it for instance when they get trapped. Most small prey/predator animals have a mix of fight or flight, as running away instead of slowly backing off can cause other predators or even their same species to attack.
Predators want easy running prey, if the animal is willing to stand up for itself and attack back (thus risking claws and infections) sometimes they won't bother and will find another easier meal.
I've never seen a scared cat or anything else do jack shit except run. No vocalizations involved. If that's what polecats are like then holy shit that's adorable, but I don't want any. You can have them all.
Against humans they won't unless you're near their young, because you're far too big and they're not retarded.
However against dogs and other mammals they raise hackles and basically do exactly this. I had a black fluffy cat as a kid that, to protect me, took on a large hound. The hyper-aggression chased the dog away, left the dog with a shit ton of scratch scars.
Mustelids are cute!
Mustelids are one of the few other animals on Earth that make me proud to be a mammal, considering most of us warm blooded creates are massive evolutionary gays.
Mustelids can stand proud and I hope they survive once the cephalopods start taking over the world.
>They are unusual to run across, and declining rapidly
This war probably isn’t helping their numbers either.
Bruh not everything is propaganda.
These people are still human, I know it causes cogdis pain when you've spent so long dehumanising Ukrainians but the reality is even normal people get stuck in trenches and end up dying like the rest.
During was the dehumanisation is neccesary, but after, don't forget.
>it had five views when I opened it
Holy fuck op is literally a Ukrainian army shill
Anon, what part of "upload to streamable or shitbox so people won't whine it's from (insert streaming site PrepHole users hate)" do you not understand.
Do you whine about shills when people make webms
it's already got thousands of views on twitter, what even is your point
>t. guy who whines about videos on twitter or youtube
>post twitter link
ANOTHER TWITTER OFFENSIVE SO SICK OF YOU NAFO FAGS
>post garden gnometube link
nice try fed im not making a google account
>post reddit link
you have to go back
no sound, cant see shit, why post this garbage?
not clickign that vatnik link
wow 5 views its a literal ukie shill!
zero fun allowed you WILL NOT have any fun to make sure this anon feels comfortable as he sees every little thing as a propaganda narrative
Christ, we get one fucking video that isn't Semen getting disected with drone dropped grenades and you have to sperg out like a gay
Polecat or bobr, which one wins?
Kurwa bobr solos no cap
Of course beaver.
It's his trench now.
>nooo how dare you show me pics of people i don't like not being depicted as cartoon villains
Angry little guy.
This is Fish and Wildlife crime!
>"lemme throw in the bulletproof vest!"
>think he's retarded
>Plan backfires and it steals vest
>It is now in a defensible position AND armored
Yeah. Me guilty, too. I want to say that doing retarded things sometimes teach us things, but that would just encourage them.
But, the way my life goes, I know this
is how it would have ended for me if I had tried that.
Shoot it or stab it if you need to be quiet
Feed it until it becomes my friend and use it's natural senses to be a watch animal come night.
Polecat of the trench, what is your wisdom?
REEEEEE GET OUT OF MY TRENCH
Beat it to deaths with entrenching tool.
Soft heart shown within this is why piggers are being slaughtered even with all of NATO support. Banderite have no spine for the fight.
When I lived in Ukraine I met an old guy whose hobby in retirement was taking in injured wild pigeons and nursing them back to health.
As someone who raises doves and pigeons from birth, I would absolutely love to meet this man
can you imagine a random bit of something funny and not war-related amidst the trench war being filmed?
Oh no, it must be Fort Bragg psyops or TsIPSO!