How do you deal with an angry ferret in your trench?

How do you deal with an angry ferret in your trench?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it bullets and then and then use a large magnet to get it out.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Adorable.
    Now how do we weaponize it?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just fricking shoot it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's fricking adorable.

      Maybe because most white people don't immediately jump to "kill the cute animal" when it's done nothing wrong and there's no significant benefit in doing so.
      Not to mention shooting something that small at point blank with a fricking rifle would smear their dugout with blood and guts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Maybe because most white people don't immediately jump to "kill the cute animal"

        My homie, white people literally invented traveling to kill animals: it's called safari. Not to mention wiping (or coming close to it) out whales, buffalo, wolves, the dodo, tasmanian tiger, etc

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          STFU swarthoid. Go back to r*ddit with your moronic headcanon tumblr bullshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My homie, white people literally invented saving animals from extinction: it's called preservation. Not to mention restoring (or coming close it) animals that have been extinct

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >safari
          Safari derives from Arabic 'al-saphari', meaning a slave raid into the interior. The usual method was to surround a village at night and attack in the wee hours of the morning, then slaughter absolutely everybody in it except healthy young men, who are then bound and castrated and marched back to the coast. Only the strongest survive, and they are then bound to their masters because they have no people ans no kids and this made them loyal, apparently.

          The entire history of Islam is full of shit like that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        white people's national childhood pass-time used to be shooting random small animals with 22s for sport

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't they just fricking shoot it?
      Because if you're in a war then maybe a little diversion from shooting things is a nice change of pace

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't they just fricking shoot it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're a psychopath

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >why didn't they just fricking shoot it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      brown or the type of kid who skinned squirrels for fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's actually quite a rare animal. It's chances of surviving the war are slim already, no need to hurry te extinction of the species along. It's not actually a ferret, either. It's more of a sub-species of martin (I think I'm remembering that correctly).

      Really, pretty incredible. If there had been a way to trap it and preserve it in a breeding program at a zoo somewhere, that would have been the ideal solution.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That would lead to the enemy finding their location. Stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Life is sacred

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't they just fricking shoot it?
      they aren't Black folk

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >War is hel-

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It feels just plausible in the "being in a trench is fricking boring" sense

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is this? a stoat?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Polecat or bobr, which one wins?

      >Polecat
      Yes! It's a polecat subspecies! I used to have a pic set of a few, but I can't find it right now.

      https://www.britannica.com/animal/mustelid
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polecat
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marbled_polecat

      That's actually quite a rare animal. It's chances of surviving the war are slim already, no need to hurry te extinction of the species along. It's not actually a ferret, either. It's more of a sub-species of martin (I think I'm remembering that correctly).

      Really, pretty incredible. If there had been a way to trap it and preserve it in a breeding program at a zoo somewhere, that would have been the ideal solution.

      >martin
      I was still sort-of correct. It's a mustelid, so cousin to otters and wolverines. And skunks:

      > When alarmed, a marbled polecat raises up on its legs while arching its back and curling its tail over its back, with the long tail hair erect. It may also raise its head, bare its teeth, and give shrill, short hisses. If threatened, it can expel a foul-smelling secretion from enlarged anal glands under its tail.

      Also:
      >In 2008,the marbled polecat was classified as a vulnerable species in the IUCN Red List due to a population reduction of at least 30% in the previous 10 years. In 1996, it had been considered a species of least concern. The decline in marbled polecat populations thought to be due to habitat loss and reduction in available prey due to use of rodenticides.

      "Rare" is a bit strong, but not by much. They are unusual to run across, and declining rapidly.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks, PrepHole! They're kinda cute.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cute!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What an adorable little cute killing machine. I have never heard --- or heard of -- an animal in flight still b***hing out whatever it was running from. Holy shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's really common actually. Common household cats do it for instance when they get trapped. Most small prey/predator animals have a mix of fight or flight, as running away instead of slowly backing off can cause other predators or even their same species to attack.
          Predators want easy running prey, if the animal is willing to stand up for itself and attack back (thus risking claws and infections) sometimes they won't bother and will find another easier meal.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I've never seen a scared cat or anything else do jack shit except run. No vocalizations involved. If that's what polecats are like then holy shit that's adorable, but I don't want any. You can have them all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Against humans they won't unless you're near their young, because you're far too big and they're not moronic.
              However against dogs and other mammals they raise hackles and basically do exactly this. I had a black fluffy cat as a kid that, to protect me, took on a large hound. The hyper-aggression chased the dog away, left the dog with a shit ton of scratch scars.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mustelids are cute!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          >Polecat
          Yes! It's a polecat subspecies! I used to have a pic set of a few, but I can't find it right now.

          https://www.britannica.com/animal/mustelid
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polecat
          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marbled_polecat

          [...]
          >martin
          I was still sort-of correct. It's a mustelid, so cousin to otters and wolverines. And skunks:

          > When alarmed, a marbled polecat raises up on its legs while arching its back and curling its tail over its back, with the long tail hair erect. It may also raise its head, bare its teeth, and give shrill, short hisses. If threatened, it can expel a foul-smelling secretion from enlarged anal glands under its tail.

          Also:
          >In 2008,the marbled polecat was classified as a vulnerable species in the IUCN Red List due to a population reduction of at least 30% in the previous 10 years. In 1996, it had been considered a species of least concern. The decline in marbled polecat populations thought to be due to habitat loss and reduction in available prey due to use of rodenticides.

          "Rare" is a bit strong, but not by much. They are unusual to run across, and declining rapidly.

          Mustelids are one of the few other animals on Earth that make me proud to be a mammal, considering most of us warm blooded creates are massive evolutionary homosexuals.

          Mustelids can stand proud and I hope they survive once the cephalopods start taking over the world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >They are unusual to run across, and declining rapidly
        This war probably isn’t helping their numbers either.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bruh not everything is propaganda.
    These people are still human, I know it causes cogdis pain when you've spent so long dehumanising Ukrainians but the reality is even normal people get stuck in trenches and end up dying like the rest.
    During was the dehumanisation is neccesary, but after, don't forget.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it had five views when I opened it
    Holy frick op is literally a Ukrainian army shill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, what part of "upload to streamable or shitbox so people won't whine it's from (insert streaming site PrepHole users hate)" do you not understand.
      Do you whine about shills when people make webms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's already got thousands of views on twitter, what even is your point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. guy who whines about videos on twitter or youtube

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >post twitter link
      ANOTHER TWITTER OFFENSIVE SO SICK OF YOU NAFO gayS
      >post israelitetube link
      nice try fed im not making a google account
      >post reddit link
      you have to go back
      >upload mp4
      no sound, cant see shit, why post this garbage?
      >post catbox
      not clickign that vatnik link
      >post streamable
      wow 5 views its a literal ukie shill!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    zero fun allowed you WILL NOT have any fun to make sure this anon feels comfortable as he sees every little thing as a propaganda narrative

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Christ, we get one fricking video that isn't Semen getting disected with drone dropped grenades and you have to sperg out like a homosexual

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Polecat or bobr, which one wins?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kurwa bobr solos no cap

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Of course beaver.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        never forget

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's his trench now.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >nooo how dare you show me pics of people i don't like not being depicted as cartoon villains

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Angry little guy.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pit trapping
    This is Fish and Wildlife crime!

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >throws mat
    >doesn't work
    >"lemme throw in the bulletproof vest!"
    >think he's moronic
    >it works
    Huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Plan backfires and it steals vest
      >It is now in a defensible position AND armored

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Me guilty, too. I want to say that doing moronic things sometimes teach us things, but that would just encourage them.

      But, the way my life goes, I know this

      >Plan backfires and it steals vest
      >It is now in a defensible position AND armored

      is how it would have ended for me if I had tried that.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot it or stab it if you need to be quiet

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feed it until it becomes my friend and use it's natural senses to be a watch animal come night.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Polecat of the trench, what is your wisdom?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      REEEEEE GET OUT OF MY TRENCH

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cute

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Beat it to deaths with entrenching tool.

    Soft heart shown within this is why piggers are being slaughtered even with all of NATO support. Banderite have no spine for the fight.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    When I lived in Ukraine I met an old guy whose hobby in retirement was taking in injured wild pigeons and nursing them back to health.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who raises doves and pigeons from birth, I would absolutely love to meet this man

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    .

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    can you imagine a random bit of something funny and not war-related amidst the trench war being filmed?
    Oh no, it must be Fort Bragg psyops or TsIPSO!

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