Better start training boy, ballerinas require absolutely insane levels of core strength, balance, endurance, and flexibility. They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.
If you can't appreciate a good live show for what it is despite the language barrier then maybe Marvel is more your speed. I'm guessing you have never been, don't prejudge something like ballet ,its really worth a try.
It's a profession, not a hobby, and the ones that are good either perform year round at a local hall or tour. There are plenty of ballet shows that aren't seasonal.
>They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.
This.
Dated a ballet teacher, she was always nursing injuries and going to physical therapy and sports massages for things with her ankles, knees or hips.
OTOH: they look 10 years younger until they're 50 by which time they're looking 20 years younger.
The tend to live pretty long and die at 90ish or later.
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I, on the other hand, wish to be one, like a fricking troon
Better start training boy, ballerinas require absolutely insane levels of core strength, balance, endurance, and flexibility. They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.
What a stupid hobby. How is there even that much demand for seeing the nutcracker?
My guess is that over the last centuries ballet was a socially acceptable equivalent of a strip bar for upper classes.
My wifen and I used to go and see The Nutcracker at Covent garden every year. Truly amazing
Learn to culture, fgt
I don't see the appeal for a man unless you are a coomer. Don't they sing in latin or some shit, you can't even follow the plot.
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If you can't appreciate a good live show for what it is despite the language barrier then maybe Marvel is more your speed. I'm guessing you have never been, don't prejudge something like ballet ,its really worth a try.
It's a profession, not a hobby, and the ones that are good either perform year round at a local hall or tour. There are plenty of ballet shows that aren't seasonal.
>They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.
This.
Dated a ballet teacher, she was always nursing injuries and going to physical therapy and sports massages for things with her ankles, knees or hips.
OTOH: they look 10 years younger until they're 50 by which time they're looking 20 years younger.
The tend to live pretty long and die at 90ish or later.
Don't forget about jacked up feet. Many professional dancers get injuries and fricked up feet, but it seems like balletgays get it the worst.
>Better start training boy
If you're over 14yo, don't bother. You'll never be good enough for anything more than community center recitals.
Japan.
Wit yo mama, cracka boi
Wait till that John Wick spinoff comes out to find out I guess
have you seen those legs? just tell them to kick people
preferably in the balls
How disfigured do you think their feet are?