How do we weaponize ballerinas?

How do we weaponize ballerinas?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    %E1%BB%93

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I, on the other hand, wish to be one, like a fucking chud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better start training boy, ballerinas require absolutely insane levels of core strength, balance, endurance, and flexibility. They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a stupid hobby. How is there even that much demand for seeing the nutcracker?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is that over the last centuries ballet was a socially acceptable equivalent of a strip bar for upper classes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My wifen and I used to go and see The Nutcracker at Covent garden every year. Truly amazing

          Learn to culture, fgt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see the appeal for a man unless you are a coomer. Don't they sing in latin or some shit, you can't even follow the plot.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Si tacuisses philosaphus mansisses

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you can't appreciate a good live show for what it is despite the language barrier then maybe Marvel is more your speed. I'm guessing you have never been, don't prejudge something like ballet ,its really worth a try.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's a profession, not a hobby, and the ones that are good either perform year round at a local hall or tour. There are plenty of ballet shows that aren't seasonal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They really more on the level of a professional athlete than a dancer.
        This.
        Dated a ballet teacher, she was always nursing injuries and going to physical therapy and sports massages for things with her ankles, knees or hips.

        OTOH: they look 10 years younger until they're 50 by which time they're looking 20 years younger.
        The tend to live pretty long and die at 90ish or later.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget about jacked up feet. Many professional dancers get injuries and fucked up feet, but it seems like balletfags get it the worst.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Better start training boy
        If you're over 14yo, don't bother. You'll never be good enough for anything more than community center recitals.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Japan.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wit yo mama, cracka boi

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till that John Wick spinoff comes out to find out I guess

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen those legs? just tell them to kick people
    preferably in the balls

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How disfigured do you think their feet are?

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