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How do we kill it /k/?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it bleeds, we can kill it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      spiders don't bleed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes they do

        We don't. Tarantulas are really not a threat to people and they are good for the ecosystem. Stop being afraid of us, I think Tarantulas are kind of cute personally.

        >not a threat to people
        Yes they are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          no they ain't cause they go no blood.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They got hemolymph or whatever it is called in english, which is basically the same fricking thing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We can also frick it too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We can also frick it too.

      Never change, /k/.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We don't. Tarantulas are really not a threat to people and they are good for the ecosystem. Stop being afraid of us, I think Tarantulas are kind of cute personally.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop being afraid of us
      >of us
      >us

      but also correct

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do we kill it /k/?
      flamethrower and shotgun.

      >arantulas are really not a threat to people and they are good for the ecosystem.
      pic related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >us
      Suspicion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rachs n Ts are cool. I keep a Carolina wolf spider and a long-claw scorp.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with this message.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely have to squint hard and look through my fingers to even be able to watch this fricking webm, it's worse than any gore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's just a little spider fellow
          an itsy bitsy friend with eight legs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            godless abomination

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I want to BLAST THE FRICK out of that thing with my 12 gauge.

              I genuinely have to squint hard and look through my fingers to even be able to watch this fricking webm, it's worse than any gore.

              Can you please cool it with the Arachnophobia?
              You're making my wee man nervous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                these little ones are cute i dont want it near me though

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fun fact, those little boys can jump a foot or so in distance.
                They're also the smartest of spiders.
                I once had one fall into my pool, and, by positioning each hand one after the other, rescued him and leapfrogged him to safety.
                (He kept jumping off my hands when I moved them because he thought it meant predator)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was reading Cosmos at the park and a jumping spider crawled on the bench.
                Out of boredom I flipped to the Earth Rise photo and let them take a look.
                I swear they looked at it like they knew what the photo was and it's importance before walking away.

                In my room when it's summer they keep crawling on my monitor and chase after the mouse cursor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl that's fricking adorable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no it fricking isn't

                [...]
                In my room when it's summer they keep crawling on my monitor and chase after the mouse cursor.

                >predators only appear when there are prey
                >prey only appears when there's food
                >the spider's prey is flies
                >flies eat decomposing material such as food
                what the frick is the state of your room anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you live in a green neighborhood with a healthy biome you'll naturally have plenty of wildlife, creepy crawlers included. Maybe you should try asking your neighbors to spray less pesticides. It might even cure your autism and bridle bones.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have a flourishing garden with a nice thick hedge, vibrant blossoms, nesting birds outside my window, and the occasional squirrel, homosexual
                the difference is that my room isn't a fricking tip so the wildlife stays outside

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >he genuinely believes he isn't being watched by dozens of eightfold eyes right now
                Maybe you just need glasses.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh I know they're out there
                keyword: OUT there
                the important point is that they're not in my room
                and that I don't have such a fricking infestation that they're scuttling over my monitor chasing my cursor, for fricks sake

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tiny jumping spiders start emerging from the keyboard
                kek

                If you live in a green neighborhood with a healthy biome you'll naturally have plenty of wildlife, creepy crawlers included. Maybe you should try asking your neighbors to spray less pesticides. It might even cure your autism and bridle bones.

                I've found when storing bikes inside spiders hitch hike inside of the handle bars, brake levers, and rear derailleur.
                that and larger spiders like to hide in rough hewn firewood.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was reading Cosmos at the park and a jumping spider crawled on the bench.
                Out of boredom I flipped to the Earth Rise photo and let them take a look.
                I swear they looked at it like they knew what the photo was and it's importance before walking away.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I love the little ones tho like the one you just posted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the ring light makes this so much worse

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's looking right at you

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Centipedes are way creepier than spiders.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like tarantulas in the, they’re cool sense, but could never do something like this ever, extreme revulsion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want to BLAST THE FRICK out of that thing with my 12 gauge.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is very cute and also a little bit lewd.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/6A03cFE.jpeg

          it's just a little spider fellow
          an itsy bitsy friend with eight legs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine you kill a guy and then a 20ft long snake slithers out of his ass. Jesus Christ

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            'Stralia, not even once

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        one eye?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A bunch of tarantulas have all their eyes in one tight cluster smack dab in their forehead. It's called an eye turret.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's kinda cool.
            They're like tiny mecha-tanks, but only melee.
            >The hair is spaced armour over their proper exoskeleton.
            >Propulsion system requires all-terrain traversal, but also considerable structural and defensive strength.
            >Sensors placed to give optimal view and maximum protection.
            >Irritating flaky hair acts like a trophy system.
            >Weapons designed around AP system that uses a chemical payload designed to cripple internal system function.
            The Scifi writes itself.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >3d printer in its ass builds anything to support operations from bridges to sensors, using feedstock derived from recycled materials the spider encounters around it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They die from like a 20 inch drop or some water landing on them, they're much more fragile than you'd think

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly that's the thing that makes me not want to touch spiders - not that they're scary looking insects (and potentially lethal since I live in Aus), but the fact that they're seemingly very fragile, like I wouldn't want to accidentally hurt one with my hand.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Mate, if it's not a redback or a funnel web, you're not going to die. And even if it is, you still probably won't die. I'm pretty sure the last recorded spider fatality here was in the 70s. Apply thong liberally, and you'll be fine.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And if you drop an Abrams from two stories, or a couple tons of water on them from high enough, it'll break too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YO FRICK THIS

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An irrational fear of spiders is a weakness, and not one you should be broadcasting.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Jumpingspider anon here, but a healthy aversion to unknown spider species is debatably rational.
            Instinctual aversion to spiders exists because they can often be lethally venomous.

            If I can identify the species as non-venomous and it's pincers aren't devastatingly large, I'm fine with it, but if it's not I listen to the lightning in the spine and avoid coming too near it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >irrational

              Your excuses only make you seem more pathetic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >irrational

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a sweet baby ::::3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's so precious, I want to give it a tummy scritch, too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is worse than watching people breaking their legs in MMA fights

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is the chillest Theraphosa I've ever seen. From my experience, blondi, apophysis, and stirmi all have serious fricking attitudes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >blondi, apophysis, and stirmi
          what the frick does all that mean

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Theraphos blondi, Theraphosa stirmi, and Therphosa apophysis.
            Three of the species associated with the name "Goliath Birdeating Spider" the biggest spider in the world, though T. bloni is the OG who holds that title, T. stirmi may actually be bigger.
            And like I said, from my experience, they're all very skittish at best and super feisty at worst.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >someone actually got it to pose for this shot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              is that a mouse

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't mind a little spider every now and then but this is too much spider
        God damn the way it moves is so unnerving

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The logical part of my brain is telling me that they're obviously harmless and are used to human presence but my monkey instincts are telling me that thing is going to kill me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am John Smith from the Texas-web and I agree with this post.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can hear the those pedipalps furiously mashing the keyboard from here. You just want a piece of that cephalothorax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude brown earth tigers may not be lethal, but they will have you in muscle spasms for a couple of days. Old world Ts are not to be fricked with

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Doann_Goddess

      Thats exactly what a tarantula would say.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      first mosquitos, now we got tarantulas posting on the internet. What next?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Perssssonally, I tttthhhink ssssnakessss get too much hate on the internet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are alright but i prefer jumping spiders, dudes are adorable and highly intelligent which is the best combination of traits for animals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you say that, but the last furry spider i saw got stomped like it was on the set of starship troopers

      damn trap laying furry homosexuals, i'll stomp every last one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post arm (leg)

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of manchild is scared of spiders?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a genetic memory, instinct, to hate things that scuttle

      You might be defective if you would not immediate brush off and stomp a spider if it crawled on you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        People, and I use the term loosely, have been deliberately trained wrong for the last hundred years or so. There are a lot of defectives now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >People, and I use the term loosely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >genetically inclined to be limp-wristed pussy
        >calls other defective
        lol
        lmao even

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's called having a survival instinct, homosexual. Why don't you go lick a brown recluse spider and get back to us on how well that went for you.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Check out this colossal pussy. You're so cowardly you wouldn't survive for more than a day in the wild.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won't do that but I also won't get scared over a harmless spider crawling on me because I'm not a fricking animal and can look at the spider and see if it's one of few species that is harmful to humans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >crawled on you
        sure but if its just walking by minding its own bizniss idkaf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Usually people who aren't mentally moronic understand that there are several species of spiders venomous enough to kill you in a few hours or less.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >We don't. Tarantulas are really not a threat to people and they are good for the ecosystem. Stop being afraid of us, I think Tarantulas are kind of cute personally

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire works well on most unholy abominations

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if you can’t send ’em to hell send hell to them

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Water gun charged with 96% alcohol

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't had the excuse to use this image macro in like a decade.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Planet can't be saved, exterminatus.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > a nasty bite resulting in pain and localized
    oedema.
    Leave spiderbro (female) be.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Got me good, jumped out of my fricking chair at work

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      NYEH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not today motherfricker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I apologize. <3

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MOTHERFRICKER!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Load a 37mm with salt

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spindled your last web, spider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the glowing eyes
      horror

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zased

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    spoodrs are cute
    you should marry one

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't a regular tiger already an earthtiger though

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with spiders

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spend billions in tax payer money to fund a local resistance group made up of tokay geckos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Figure out a way to use the Geckos to smuggle opiates and we may be able to sell this in Washington.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have arachnophobia
    >enter spider thread
    >click on spider pictures
    Why am I like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you know your fear of spiders is unwarranted, and so with a sense of justice you seek to rectify the situation and grow closer with your eight-legged friends

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are all those adult spiders even hanging out, that's odd
        >Wait is that a le-AAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My hands.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >aisloppa

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wd40 large can and a lighter

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bug spray works very well, literally fries their nervous systems while doing practically nothing to us.
    Bug sprays are the most OP class specific thing humans have come up with.
    You can easily get a more powerful farm grade spraying equipment for extra range and depending on the formulation a spider usually is instantly paralyzed on contact and the area sprayed remains deadly for other spiders walking trough it for a day.

    Anyway you could always send the PrepHole jannies to get rid of them for free

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    video games have taught me that spiders are weak to fire

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    While I'd not want a tarantula near me, I pray for the spider god to bless me with a few nice polite small spiders in the house because of ALL THESE FRICKING FLIES.

    SHIT IS CLEAN AND I BATHE DAILY, TWICE EVEN, AND I JUST KEEP GETTING A FLY AT THE COMPUTER TRYING TO EAT ME. FRICK.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >9 legs
    This is AI isn’t it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can only see 7 legs those two front fuzzy things are not legs

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite part of this movie is when they say "GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!"

      haha imagine if it were true, haha.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Australian here. Pass me your largest thong and stand clear.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what do you do when there are spiders on your thongs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Glass the c**ts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Glass the c**ts.

        Glassing is an option, but it pays to have backup thongs.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GIANT ENEMY SPIDER

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL ARACHNID DEATH

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would (You) like to know more?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A few days ago I was cleaning and there was one of those spiders in the corner and when I cleaned near it, it moved and a gorillion tiny spiders came out, it was fricking disgusting.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like big spooder
    eh eats bugs and doesn't afraid of anything

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I came to the wrong fricking thread

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spiders are great. I dunno what you guys are on about.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we're not here to frick spiders.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spider girl with human feet
      Thanks for the new fetish.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would pay 10.000 bucks for a big dog sized pet spider.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't open this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are just opiliones, they're alright.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine forcing somebody into the dark recesses of that and locking them in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        easily taken care of, at least for a professional

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it lives in primary lowland and foothill monsoon forest in hollow trees many meters up.
    Remove all the trees in Malaysia.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      leeches, mosquitoes, gnats and fire ants are way more of a problem here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that looks like a cool job

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got to be photoshop
    >Omothymus schioedtei is a large and colourful arboreal tarantula from the subfamily Ornithoctoninae.
    >It is a very large spider with a leg span of 22 cm and a carapace length above 3 cm

    He's a big c**t isn't he!

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These fricking Black folk are the most horrible creatures in existence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally how.
      I love those things. Colorful and pretty as frick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those don't even bite, its just a bit of mild panic when you walk through their web in the dark

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just an orb weaver? They're fine.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have right to live here.

  39. 1 month ago
    female_mouse_spider_looking_for_love

    hey guys cool thread mind if i join

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it’s venomous enough to hurt me or my cat it gets nailed with an airshit Mk. 23, if not it gets to chill under my bed

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look, I'm not saying that accidentally getting horny for some anthropomorphised spiders helped with my previously crippling arachnophobia, but I'm also not not saying that

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill it? I wanna put them in little jars with air holes and sell them on PrepHole.

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