how do i tell if shrooms are edible
>inb4 check online in an area with no signal
>inb4 memorize one trillion shrooms and their exact body doubles with literally no difference in appearance
>inb4 just carry shroom encyclopedia with you
how do i tell if shrooms are edible. >inb4 check online in an area with no signal
If you don't already know, don't touch them. You need to have the knowledge of your local shrooms memorized before you should ever consider eating them. Find a mushroom gatherer in your area and learn from them first. No need to learn a trillion varieties. Learn 2 safe ones, and any lookalikes in your local area. Expand from there.
A friend taught me how to identify them. I don't know how I do it I just know which are good and which aren't because I spent so much time doing it with him we picked thousands together. It just either looks right or it doesn't.
You need to be taught by someone.
To add to this, there are dangerous lookalikes which only look slightly wrong. Basically if it doesn't look perfect you don't touch it. You really need to be taught by someone. People talk about spore prints and shit like that to ID them properly we never did that. We hunted gold caps only gold caps which grow in abundance where I live and there were many lookalikes which had ever so slightly different gills.
Basically find someone who can do it or spend days if not weeks watching videos on the specific shroom you want to find. I taught a friend of mine how to find them and after awhile he could "feel" the shrooms. We would walk around until he got the feeling then stop and search, every time we would find a patch.
>How do I do this
>NO THATS NOT THE ANSWER I WANT
Nevertheless on the off chance you're not a lazy larper the only advice I have for you is too memorize 2 or 3 of the most common edible mushrooms and only eat those
>how do i tell if shrooms are edible
Your grandma tells you
Well... if you're :
>Too moronic to memorize the one or two dozens of shrooms that are worth eating in your area (or even five spieces if you're a beginner (like me))
>Too much of a homosexual to take a backpack and carry a 0.5 kg book with you
Then I'd advise smell. Assuming you have at least some experience in mushroom picking so you know what an edible mushroom smells like. It's not a good way of saying if a shroom is edible but at least you can know when one is defo to throw away
If you don't have someone to teach you, just take a good 2022 mushroom picking guide with photos. Otherwise you'll never learn anything, homosexual
>pic fonfirms
>doesn't want to commit anything to memory
>doesn't want to get satellite internet
>doesn't want to carry a book
WTF are you fricking expecting then? The information is either stored in your head or in something you take with you. Just check the label on them I guess, you entitled lazy frick.
Why are her boobs already that saggy if she's in her 20s?
Gravity
>believing in gravity
what a fricking moron jesus
Lmao I think your picture went over their heads
I've got a picture for you.
Sauce on the AI used for these?
Stable diffusion img2img
I keep seeing these AI gens of Nikocado's ass and legit almost couldn't tell if that was one. Thought I was going insane for a sec.
I don't know what the meme is like but I did think it looked like Beksinki's take on one of those coomer weebshit pics with the ass right in your face
It's nikocado
>nikocado
I have no idea what that is and no interest in knowing.
C O I N S L O T
Just try a little bite of a different one every day. if you get a tummy ache you'll know it's not edible.
Make sure to only collect and eat mushrooms like pic related.
Just memorize the 5 or so deadly ones, and the 5 or so edible ones with no deadly lookalikes in your area, and all the lookalikes of those edible ones. Most mushrooms fall into the "not deadly but discomforting to eat" or "inedible brick of bitterness" categories. Mushroom danger is vastly overstated, compared to foraging wild plants or berries.
Take small bites to begin with and work your way up from there - its all about moderation.
I got a book of all the common ones in my state
>how do i tell if shrooms are edible
You should only eat stuff you can POSITIVELY identify. This means not "I am sure it's not that poisonous mushroom" but "I am sure this is this edible mushroom". If eating something is a matter of survival, there's a test call the universal edibility test but 1) it takes forever 2) you should use it on something that is plentiful in the area and won't give you the shits if you eat a lot of it (even edible mushrooms do that).
Do you need to learn every wild berry in your area to pick blackberries? No. You just need to learn how to identify blackberries and how it's different from the most similar berries.
Pick the most common edible mushroom. Learn to identify it and then how to distinguish it from its lookalikes. You now know how to identify 3 mushrooms and are a capable mushroom hunter. With experience and confidence, extend your range to the 3 most common edible mushrooms. At this point you will be able to identify like ten.
95% of mushrooms you see, you are ignoring entirely and not even trying to identify.
Most common in your area* everything is region specific, keep that in mind when determining which lookalike species you are looking out for.
>how do i tell if shrooms are edible
You eat them. If you die = they aren't edible.
There is no easy way.
>There is no easy way
What is a spore print?
>inb4 just carry shroom encyclopedia with you
A shroom encyclopedia can save your life. Stop being an illiterate c**t.
You should be, unironically gassed for willing such an abomination into exist, for the mere fact that it could be done...I pity your soul.
The general rule is if you dont know or not sure what it is dont pick them up, there are few places you can carry them to for check up. If you are total newbie you probably need to socialise
>nikocado's mushroom anus has been on the front page of PrepHole for 3 fricking days now
>nikocado's mushroom anus
You sound unhinged
Fricking morons.
>n-no you are the moron!!
Shit argument. Take your meds.
OP pic is Nikocado Avocado's coinslot butthole shock pic that has been altered by AI to look like mushrooms. There's also one floating around where it's been altered to look like pumpkins. People have been posting these images for weeks now.
I see... and are these pumpkins in the room with you right now?
No, sorry. I didn't save it.
They are.
Meds, now.
But seriously, when did PrepHole suddenly get flooded with schizos?
You can gobble mushrooms that look like that right up.
mushrooms being poisonous is a israeli lie, none of them are
You're speaking from experience?
you get for 10 to 20 euros/dollarinos a nice small book with 100+ shrooms to identify, most of them are printed on water resistant paper, good for long term use