Rape anything trying to rape you before it can rape you, except you don't know what will want to rape you so just rape anything and anybody that can be raped.
Real talk?
There is something PrepHoledoors which preys on humans near national forests. Hikers, campers and individuals living in rural areas are the most frequent targets, particularly around berry bushes and boulder fields in the PM.
Just don't act moronic innawoods and you'll probably be fine.
Actual foolproof strategy:
Missing 411 reports exclude cases of foul play, self harm, animal predation, etc. So just carry a pistol and have a nice day if you get lost, Stupid.
Nobody will miss you
OP got fricking killed by the very first reply.
Thankfully nobody misses him.
Not what I asked
I wouldn't worry about it.
The skinwalkers whispered...
"Careful, there are skinrunners nearby."
I'm 34 and it's hard to fathom what my life will be at 46. Might walk into the woods with a 5th of whiskey come this winter.
>they find you
>you live
just missing a few fingers, toes, and most of your nose.
hey at least you'll have a sweet new nickname
skeletor.
If I did it in the dead of winter where I live, I would freeze to death long before anyone found me, especially if I wasn't actively seeking rescue.
understand the difference between european and north american forest. it could save your life
vid related. witness the 5 quads
I seen a troll in Iceland. If that's out there what else could there be?
Rape anything trying to rape you before it can rape you, except you don't know what will want to rape you so just rape anything and anybody that can be raped.
Start larping as a predator
don't deal with the clintons
That's the boys on the tracks.
Op was asking about missing 411
I wouldn't worry about it. We don't bite, just ignore them and keep campin'. skinwalkers dont exist man.
>missing 411
Bigfoot isn't real.
Missing 411 is a list of missing people
and the author blames bigfoot.
>how could this 4 day old infant trek over 40 miles of desert in just 3 hours?
>only 7 dimensional chupacabres can do that
No one has said that besides you.
The plural for chupacabra is Chupacabras
chupa mis huevos punal
Real talk?
There is something PrepHoledoors which preys on humans near national forests. Hikers, campers and individuals living in rural areas are the most frequent targets, particularly around berry bushes and boulder fields in the PM.
Just don't act moronic innawoods and you'll probably be fine.
Yeah it’s called serial killers
Actual foolproof strategy:
Missing 411 reports exclude cases of foul play, self harm, animal predation, etc. So just carry a pistol and have a nice day if you get lost, Stupid.
Delete all your social media accounts and wait three years before disappearing.