How do I know which one is the closest to the real thing?

How do I know which one is the closest to the real thing?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gauge block.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the one that makes you dick look better

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    funny thing is it doesn't matter if you are the only one making whatever and you use only one of them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the exact kind of moron that hammers the rivets in the hook tighter to stop it moving

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Been picked on all your life eh princess

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gets it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is only true if whatever you are doing doesn't have to fit or interact with materials and equipment and other items made to standard dimensional units.

      But if that's the case there's no point to using a ruler at all, just make a story pole on a piece of scrap wood or thin cardboard to mark off dimensions you need to reproduce and match.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gee thanks captain obvious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you….

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is only true if whatever you are doing doesn't have to fit or interact with materials and equipment and other items made to standard dimensional units.
        Wrong. It can fit, but you'll have to measure it first with your unique tape.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Measure materials made to standard size with your tape measure
        >Use those measurements instead of listed measurements
        >???????
        Profit

        Also, story poles save sooo much time when you're doing repeatable tasks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Count the lines, dumbass. The bottom one is correct.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't use base 12 inches?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True...and a perfect illustration of why carpenters and fabricators going for tolerances closer than +/- 5/16" don't rely on the hook end of tape measures and "burn an inch" by starting measurements from the 1" mark and add it back on to the figure they get after reading the tape.

      Even rulers can have inaccuracies on the "idiot end" (from manufacturing or damage/ modification...or both) and where tiny discrepancies matter like scale rules they force you to avoid relying on the end of the device as an accurate increment by starting the marks well away from it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're both right, top is metric and bottom is imperial

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top one has been clipped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Count the lines, dumbass. The bottom one is correct.

      I mean, like being both tips ok but you notice there is 1cm off when doing large measurements.
      How do I know which one has the lowest accumulated error?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the rabbi got his royalty for use of the tool that did it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Measure your dick, if its shorter than 10 inches than the tape measure is wrong.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Measure your dick, if its shorter than 10 inches than the tape measure is wrong.
      Only true in America. Everywhere else it is 10cm.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure they have some international definitional unit in France somewhere, so you should call them up and compare

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy hundreds of them and use their arithmetic mean

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neither because imperial units are never correct

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finally.my dick is 6 ten miionths the distance from Paris to the north pole. The peepee pump is paying off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't read, meme in english, point made for me

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a man with one watch knows what time it is
    >a man with two watches is never sure
    the top one starts at 1/4". add on a 1/4 inch or do not use the first section

    • 1 month ago
      Sieg

      Yeah, just tape a quarter to it.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never go to sea with two chronometers!
    Take one or three.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I send all my tapes off to get calibrated twice a year. It’s worth the lab fees if your a pro.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really not understand the purpose of the end of the tape measure having a bit of slide in it? Hint: it's not a mistake and it's not sloppy manufacturing. It's there for an obvious reason that anyone with a three digit IQ should be able to figure out without being told.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting to see people comment before reading any other replies.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pic from the other place

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    measure with a piece of paper, a single inch, check both tapes are accurately an inch anywhere along it, then use the marked 1 inch paper, to check which tape measure is more accurate, from the 1 inch mark back to the end of the clip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      or just measure the paper and choose the one measuring 11 inches

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how are you that bad at zoolander photos for ants

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buy ten different measuring tapes
    >measure something
    >use the tape closest one to the median

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