We are safer in the tent together bro. If we hike together we can arrange our gear in a way that is much more efficient then solo hiking and that means more food. So we can hike for longer.
Only if you don't mind me blowing chili farts every 5 minutes, and your head has to be oriented different from mine so we don't accidentally kiss, homosexual.
The chances of sharing anything with a frog poster is basically nil.
wow that's incredibly cruel
I just want an anon to snuggle and keep me warm on a cold lonely night innawoods
We are safer in the tent together bro. If we hike together we can arrange our gear in a way that is much more efficient then solo hiking and that means more food. So we can hike for longer.
y-yeah that sounds really nice
sharing our load
*loud guttural fart*
uhh sorry
uh oh, stinky
If you share my tent you have to take it in the butt.
Repeatedly.
ok but only if you do it too
Nope, I'm not interested in that. You will be the pin cushion only.
no deal then
I'm going to frick the literal shit out of you. How good are you at struggling?
it's gonna be a two way street
NO NOT THE YURU CAMP DUDE NO ANYONE BUT THAT
What's wrong with the yuru camp dude? You want to go somewhere just to take staged photos to post on PrepHole?
um, I'm just not into that
Anon gets raped
Only if you don't mind me blowing chili farts every 5 minutes, and your head has to be oriented different from mine so we don't accidentally kiss, homosexual.
can we at least cuddle for warmth if there's no kissing involved?
I was wondering the same thing. My dream is to share a sleeping bag with that anon who posts his yuru camp doll and cuddle the night away with him.
what a shitty dream
how is this allowed but the troony threads are insta jannied