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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    By joining a cause and not larp
    Join the service, armed security or anything related. Stop being a gay who doesn't want to take risks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but what specific pathway will put me in the big leagues?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Read the job description on the fricking website. They aren't hiding it.

        https://www.cia.gov/careers/jobs/paramilitary-operations-officer/

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So just
          >serve in combat arms
          >get 4 year degree with decent grades
          >be physically fit
          >maybe know a foreign language
          That’s really it? I figured there was more to it. Any idea what language would be the best to learn. I’m assuming Chinese, Spanish, or Arabic?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're probably going to need some sort of special forces experience. Those are the minimum requirements, they don't indicate how competitive the positions are, but you can't assume that you're going to be considered a competitive applicant just because you meet the bare minimum requirements.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could also just go into the Marines because a lot of CIA paramilitary dudes were just regular Marines not to mention you can do Marine Division Recon as a private

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if there’s a CIA agent shortage like the military recruit shortage…

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really because most of the work is just desk jockeying

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                To add on to this intelligence agencies require less people to maintain and operate effectively compared to militaries

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much every industry has hiring problems. The largest “missing demographic” in the labor pool is men 18-29. They’ve just checked out of society.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The CIA, and .mil recruiters for officers also have the problem that they're fricking slow and sometimes operate on a set schedule which means that it's easy for industry to snap up people since they're able to get someone from submitting a resume to getting payed within in a month or so for any position that's in need.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you fight for anything, it should be for a good cause.

      You can fight for the sake of it, but this is vain. It’s best to apply yourself towards good and not towards evil, if you are going to risk your life for a cause.

      Is the CIA good or evil? Depends on who you ask really, and which CIA agent. I am committed to a cause, for love and freedom. My life is committed, if I must die for it, so be it. For God and country.

      Which cause?

      To overthrow the federal government.

      We do it for God, I do it for free out of love. I don’t get a paycheck for it, I don’t need a paycheck to be convinced. But my men are well supplied.

      We recruit police, law enforcement, veterans, military. I recruit feds on this board actually. We are not communists or even liberals. Not all feds are pozzed or act like Stasi. A fed in the militia is only making it stronger, and they can commit themselves as well in their heart and mind as true Patriots. When fate demands it as brothers in arms.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need not to be a subhuman first, you were already disqualified the moment you were born.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    join Delta Force

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      As a 2nd Lt. I boss this gay around dgaf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up butterbar

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, you listen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao good luck ever moving up the chain of command bossing around an E9 as an O2. You will get phased out so fast.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >making that smile the last thing you ever see

        Anon..

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >higher selection rate than USCG AST A-school
      pedestrian shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same guy?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No the guy in the photo is Bill Cronin III

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google Gregory Gonthier, that is the literal guy's linked in. He was never agency. At the time he was some bog standard air force protection detail for VIPs under AFOSI. Delta are not wasted away trotting around with worthless desk sitting VIPs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dude in the pic is Delta, Vining said so himself

          No the guy in the photo is Bill Cronin III

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            except he is not and Delta does not do personal protection details. the only source for this is reddit homosexualry. If you asked either man they would say it isn't them. Delta Force is not wasted on the egos of fat lazy fricking VIPs.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah, but the vest guy is Delta, that photo is from desert shiel, where they did VIP protection for general Schwarschkopf and guess who's the old guy in middle

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jungle cammies in a desert
                Is he moronic?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    First lose some weight, then we'll talk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already in good shape, just want to know the best pathway. Was thinking joining Army Rangers but don’t know if that’s a waste of time.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be american first.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if he is a skinny scrawny ass looking homosexual?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, we're here, it was a safe assumption.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Actually wanting to be a glowBlack person
    It's amazing how after just one and a half years one event has completely destroyed this board

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hear with a little luck and good timing you don’t even need to be an ex-SF high speed guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is that foregrip?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Non Meme Answer
    Go into SOF or the Marines (lots of CIA guys are Marines for some reason)
    Get a degree, preferably in international relations
    Know multiple languages

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy being a literal b***h who will never rise in the ranks above the agency equivalency of manual labor if you are ex military you will always be thought of as a liability to the CIA because the CIA hates the fricking military and treats them like scum. Delta guys literally started referring to CIA as Capitalism's Invisible Army because they care more about international shareholders than the lives of American citizens.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    just try running some espionage missions on your own to get the hang of it.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they haven't existed ever. the CIA is full of elitist homosexuals. the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA which is all girlbosses diversity hires accounts lawyers and homosexuals who went to an Ivy League school. Actual CIA officers are repulsive people since the days of JJ Angleton. You wanna see what the CIA looks like hang outside the Cosmos Club near Dupont Circle in DC. They are massive homosexuals who farm the dirty work out to ex military and geniuses that get spit out by our conformist education system who get caught doing crimes like blackmailing elected officials so they get given a choice between jail or doing the dirty work for some butthole who never left an office in their life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA
      Ok then how do I become one of those guys?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you do not become one of those guy dipshit you are born that way as an apex predator and some sociopath in a suit sees that and decides to harness your talent to serve their status seek ambitions.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok so you’re just talking out of your ass. Take your meds.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I blackmailed the US congressman who gave my nomination to Annapolis to the rent boy he was fricking, a woman, a black, and a two kids of his biggest donors.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need help anon, seriously. Go for a walk or something.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe I actually have experience with the subject you simply fantasize about dipshit. The actual CIA are revolting people and anyone who idolizes them are useful idiots. The NSA does 10 times the work and causes a fraction of the problems in the world they do because the requirements for getting in do not include thoroughly licking the ass of the global transnational capitalist class unless you were born a member of it. Also take your gay ass concern trolling somewhere else moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy being a literal b***h who will never rise in the ranks above the agency equivalency of manual labor if you are ex military you will always be thought of as a liability to the CIA because the CIA hates the fricking military and treats them like scum. Delta guys literally started referring to CIA as Capitalism's Invisible Army because they care more about international shareholders than the lives of American citizens.

      Only intelligence posts ITT. You will be a disposable asset kept at a distance and in the dark, and have a bunch of nepo ivy league homosexuals talk to you and treat you like a braindead moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol someone else knows the life. then you are trapped forever while these little nepo homosexuals take credit for your successful work and blame you for their every failure until you eventually just start working directly for one of the companies their parents have large investment portfolios in and skip the middle man or slowly go insane until they kill you and make it look like an accident/suicide/medical condition because they are concerned you will expose the scam that is US foreign policy.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either you were a Intel Glowie and got screwed over or you just read Legacy of Ashes and are now pretending to have secret knowledge that literally anyone can look up on Wikipedia. Given this post

          No I blackmailed the US congressman who gave my nomination to Annapolis to the rent boy he was fricking, a woman, a black, and a two kids of his biggest donors.

          I assume it's the latter

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Legacy of Ashes
            lol I just had to google that book if that gives you an answer. Also you can google Mike Ferguson.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m a fooool to do your dirty work, oh yeah

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about this minor character that appeals to incels and zoomers so much?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a guy who looks like them that’s a badass doing what they want to do.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice projection

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could just join the CIA?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically how hard is it to get into SAC/SOG? what’s the path for doing it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I assume pretty hard because it's only supposed to have around only a hundred guys. But really the main thing the spooks are looking for is experience and qualifications. Just be in SOF for 8-10 years and know multiple languages.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Schizo militia recruiter is in the thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am perfectly sincere, and we have had great success already.

      I personally know the police officers here and many are in our militias.

      This is an open invitation for patriotic feds, veterans started this all.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the larp zone.

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