So just >serve in combat arms >get 4 year degree with decent grades >be physically fit >maybe know a foreign language
That’s really it? I figured there was more to it. Any idea what language would be the best to learn. I’m assuming Chinese, Spanish, or Arabic?
You're probably going to need some sort of special forces experience. Those are the minimum requirements, they don't indicate how competitive the positions are, but you can't assume that you're going to be considered a competitive applicant just because you meet the bare minimum requirements.
You could also just go into the Marines because a lot of CIA paramilitary dudes were just regular Marines not to mention you can do Marine Division Recon as a private
I wonder if there’s a CIA agent shortage like the military recruit shortage…
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Not really because most of the work is just desk jockeying
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To add on to this intelligence agencies require less people to maintain and operate effectively compared to militaries
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Pretty much every industry has hiring problems. The largest “missing demographic” in the labor pool is men 18-29. They’ve just checked out of society.
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The CIA, and .mil recruiters for officers also have the problem that they're fucking slow and sometimes operate on a set schedule which means that it's easy for industry to snap up people since they're able to get someone from submitting a resume to getting payed within in a month or so for any position that's in need.
If you fight for anything, it should be for a good cause.
You can fight for the sake of it, but this is vain. It’s best to apply yourself towards good and not towards evil, if you are going to risk your life for a cause.
Is the CIA good or evil? Depends on who you ask really, and which CIA agent. I am committed to a cause, for love and freedom. My life is committed, if I must die for it, so be it. For God and country.
Which cause?
To overthrow the federal government.
We do it for God, I do it for free out of love. I don’t get a paycheck for it, I don’t need a paycheck to be convinced. But my men are well supplied.
We recruit police, law enforcement, veterans, military. I recruit feds on this board actually. We are not communists or even liberals. Not all feds are pozzed or act like Stasi. A fed in the militia is only making it stronger, and they can commit themselves as well in their heart and mind as true Patriots. When fate demands it as brothers in arms.
Google Gregory Gonthier, that is the literal guy's linked in. He was never agency. At the time he was some bog standard air force protection detail for VIPs under AFOSI. Delta are not wasted away trotting around with worthless desk sitting VIPs.
except he is not and Delta does not do personal protection details. the only source for this is reddit gayry. If you asked either man they would say it isn't them. Delta Force is not wasted on the egos of fat lazy fucking VIPs.
Well yeah, but the vest guy is Delta, that photo is from desert shiel, where they did VIP protection for general Schwarschkopf and guess who's the old guy in middle
Non Meme Answer
Go into SOF or the Marines (lots of CIA guys are Marines for some reason)
Get a degree, preferably in international relations
Know multiple languages
enjoy being a literal bitch who will never rise in the ranks above the agency equivalency of manual labor if you are ex military you will always be thought of as a liability to the CIA because the CIA hates the fucking military and treats them like scum. Delta guys literally started referring to CIA as Capitalism's Invisible Army because they care more about international shareholders than the lives of American citizens.
they haven't existed ever. the CIA is full of elitist gays. the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA which is all girlbosses diversity hires accounts lawyers and gays who went to an Ivy League school. Actual CIA officers are repulsive people since the days of JJ Angleton. You wanna see what the CIA looks like hang outside the Cosmos Club near Dupont Circle in DC. They are massive gays who farm the dirty work out to ex military and geniuses that get spit out by our conformist education system who get caught doing crimes like blackmailing elected officials so they get given a choice between jail or doing the dirty work for some asshole who never left an office in their life.
>the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA
Ok then how do I become one of those guys?
you do not become one of those guy dipshit you are born that way as an apex predator and some sociopath in a suit sees that and decides to harness your talent to serve their status seek ambitions.
No I blackmailed the US congressman who gave my nomination to Annapolis to the rent boy he was fucking, a woman, a black, and a two kids of his biggest donors.
maybe I actually have experience with the subject you simply fantasize about dipshit. The actual CIA are revolting people and anyone who idolizes them are useful idiots. The NSA does 10 times the work and causes a fraction of the problems in the world they do because the requirements for getting in do not include thoroughly licking the ass of the global transnational capitalist class unless you were born a member of it. Also take your gay ass concern trolling somewhere else retard.
enjoy being a literal bitch who will never rise in the ranks above the agency equivalency of manual labor if you are ex military you will always be thought of as a liability to the CIA because the CIA hates the fucking military and treats them like scum. Delta guys literally started referring to CIA as Capitalism's Invisible Army because they care more about international shareholders than the lives of American citizens.
Only intelligence posts ITT. You will be a disposable asset kept at a distance and in the dark, and have a bunch of nepo ivy league gays talk to you and treat you like a braindead retard.
lol someone else knows the life. then you are trapped forever while these little nepo gays take credit for your successful work and blame you for their every failure until you eventually just start working directly for one of the companies their parents have large investment portfolios in and skip the middle man or slowly go insane until they kill you and make it look like an accident/suicide/medical condition because they are concerned you will expose the scam that is US foreign policy.
Either you were a Intel Glowie and got screwed over or you just read Legacy of Ashes and are now pretending to have secret knowledge that literally anyone can look up on Wikipedia. Given this post
No I blackmailed the US congressman who gave my nomination to Annapolis to the rent boy he was fucking, a woman, a black, and a two kids of his biggest donors.
I assume pretty hard because it's only supposed to have around only a hundred guys. But really the main thing the spooks are looking for is experience and qualifications. Just be in SOF for 8-10 years and know multiple languages.
By joining a cause and not larp
Join the service, armed security or anything related. Stop being a fag who doesn't want to take risks.
Ok but what specific pathway will put me in the big leagues?
Read the job description on the fucking website. They aren't hiding it.
https://www.cia.gov/careers/jobs/paramilitary-operations-officer/
So just
>serve in combat arms
>get 4 year degree with decent grades
>be physically fit
>maybe know a foreign language
That’s really it? I figured there was more to it. Any idea what language would be the best to learn. I’m assuming Chinese, Spanish, or Arabic?
You're probably going to need some sort of special forces experience. Those are the minimum requirements, they don't indicate how competitive the positions are, but you can't assume that you're going to be considered a competitive applicant just because you meet the bare minimum requirements.
You could also just go into the Marines because a lot of CIA paramilitary dudes were just regular Marines not to mention you can do Marine Division Recon as a private
I wonder if there’s a CIA agent shortage like the military recruit shortage…
Not really because most of the work is just desk jockeying
To add on to this intelligence agencies require less people to maintain and operate effectively compared to militaries
Pretty much every industry has hiring problems. The largest “missing demographic” in the labor pool is men 18-29. They’ve just checked out of society.
The CIA, and .mil recruiters for officers also have the problem that they're fucking slow and sometimes operate on a set schedule which means that it's easy for industry to snap up people since they're able to get someone from submitting a resume to getting payed within in a month or so for any position that's in need.
If you fight for anything, it should be for a good cause.
You can fight for the sake of it, but this is vain. It’s best to apply yourself towards good and not towards evil, if you are going to risk your life for a cause.
Is the CIA good or evil? Depends on who you ask really, and which CIA agent. I am committed to a cause, for love and freedom. My life is committed, if I must die for it, so be it. For God and country.
Which cause?
To overthrow the federal government.
We do it for God, I do it for free out of love. I don’t get a paycheck for it, I don’t need a paycheck to be convinced. But my men are well supplied.
We recruit police, law enforcement, veterans, military. I recruit feds on this board actually. We are not communists or even liberals. Not all feds are pozzed or act like Stasi. A fed in the militia is only making it stronger, and they can commit themselves as well in their heart and mind as true Patriots. When fate demands it as brothers in arms.
You need not to be a subhuman first, you were already disqualified the moment you were born.
join Delta Force
As a 2nd Lt. I boss this fag around dgaf
shut the fuck up butterbar
No, you listen
Lmao good luck ever moving up the chain of command bossing around an E9 as an O2. You will get phased out so fast.
>making that smile the last thing you ever see
Anon..
>higher selection rate than USCG AST A-school
pedestrian shit
Same guy?
No the guy in the photo is Bill Cronin III
Google Gregory Gonthier, that is the literal guy's linked in. He was never agency. At the time he was some bog standard air force protection detail for VIPs under AFOSI. Delta are not wasted away trotting around with worthless desk sitting VIPs.
The dude in the pic is Delta, Vining said so himself
except he is not and Delta does not do personal protection details. the only source for this is reddit gayry. If you asked either man they would say it isn't them. Delta Force is not wasted on the egos of fat lazy fucking VIPs.
Well yeah, but the vest guy is Delta, that photo is from desert shiel, where they did VIP protection for general Schwarschkopf and guess who's the old guy in middle
>jungle cammies in a desert
Is he retarded?
First lose some weight, then we'll talk.
Already in good shape, just want to know the best pathway. Was thinking joining Army Rangers but don’t know if that’s a waste of time.
you have to be american first.
What if he is a skinny scrawny ass looking gay?
I mean, we're here, it was a safe assumption.
>Actually wanting to be a glowmoron
It's amazing how after just one and a half years one event has completely destroyed this board
I hear with a little luck and good timing you don’t even need to be an ex-SF high speed guy.
what is that foregrip?
Non Meme Answer
Go into SOF or the Marines (lots of CIA guys are Marines for some reason)
Get a degree, preferably in international relations
Know multiple languages
enjoy being a literal bitch who will never rise in the ranks above the agency equivalency of manual labor if you are ex military you will always be thought of as a liability to the CIA because the CIA hates the fucking military and treats them like scum. Delta guys literally started referring to CIA as Capitalism's Invisible Army because they care more about international shareholders than the lives of American citizens.
just try running some espionage missions on your own to get the hang of it.
they haven't existed ever. the CIA is full of elitist gays. the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA which is all girlbosses diversity hires accounts lawyers and gays who went to an Ivy League school. Actual CIA officers are repulsive people since the days of JJ Angleton. You wanna see what the CIA looks like hang outside the Cosmos Club near Dupont Circle in DC. They are massive gays who farm the dirty work out to ex military and geniuses that get spit out by our conformist education system who get caught doing crimes like blackmailing elected officials so they get given a choice between jail or doing the dirty work for some asshole who never left an office in their life.
>the non agency official black operations have those guys but they do not let them work officially for the CIA
Ok then how do I become one of those guys?
you do not become one of those guy dipshit you are born that way as an apex predator and some sociopath in a suit sees that and decides to harness your talent to serve their status seek ambitions.
Ok so you’re just talking out of your ass. Take your meds.
No I blackmailed the US congressman who gave my nomination to Annapolis to the rent boy he was fucking, a woman, a black, and a two kids of his biggest donors.
You need help anon, seriously. Go for a walk or something.
maybe I actually have experience with the subject you simply fantasize about dipshit. The actual CIA are revolting people and anyone who idolizes them are useful idiots. The NSA does 10 times the work and causes a fraction of the problems in the world they do because the requirements for getting in do not include thoroughly licking the ass of the global transnational capitalist class unless you were born a member of it. Also take your gay ass concern trolling somewhere else retard.
Only intelligence posts ITT. You will be a disposable asset kept at a distance and in the dark, and have a bunch of nepo ivy league gays talk to you and treat you like a braindead retard.
lol someone else knows the life. then you are trapped forever while these little nepo gays take credit for your successful work and blame you for their every failure until you eventually just start working directly for one of the companies their parents have large investment portfolios in and skip the middle man or slowly go insane until they kill you and make it look like an accident/suicide/medical condition because they are concerned you will expose the scam that is US foreign policy.
Either you were a Intel Glowie and got screwed over or you just read Legacy of Ashes and are now pretending to have secret knowledge that literally anyone can look up on Wikipedia. Given this post
I assume it's the latter
>Legacy of Ashes
lol I just had to google that book if that gives you an answer. Also you can google Mike Ferguson.
I’m a fooool to do your dirty work, oh yeah
What is it about this minor character that appeals to incels and zoomers so much?
It’s a guy who looks like them that’s a badass doing what they want to do.
Nice projection
Could just join the CIA?
Unironically how hard is it to get into SAC/SOG? what’s the path for doing it?
I assume pretty hard because it's only supposed to have around only a hundred guys. But really the main thing the spooks are looking for is experience and qualifications. Just be in SOF for 8-10 years and know multiple languages.
>Schizo militia recruiter is in the thread
I am perfectly sincere, and we have had great success already.
I personally know the police officers here and many are in our militias.
This is an open invitation for patriotic feds, veterans started this all.
Welcome to the larp zone.