How do I become a sword goober?

I want to become a swordgoober and make mooney off my bloog
All I have this custom sword
How do I make youtoooob mooooney like Matt Easton scholagladatoria so I can retire as a NEET drug addict?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dude that that laundry basket is sick! Liked and subscribed!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an Amerimutt should I get a goon?
      I hate goons but if it will get more likers and subscribers then I'll pretend to like goons when all I care about is swords.
      Maybe I'll blast apart dead trees with a shot gun if it won't cause a fire or stick me with wood splinters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Just looked it up and shooting dry vegetation will cause a fire
        Well wtf is even the point then?
        Fuck guns are boring.
        I'll stick to swords and axes thank you.
        I dual wield a machete and hatchet and walk through the first slicing low hanging branches

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    “RESTORING RUSTY SWORD 48 HOUR CHALLENGE (YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS) (BEST RESTORATION VIDEO)”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't, I don't know how to thread the end of the sword for a pommel nor make nor install a crossguard
      All I can do is grind off the rust but it'll just get rusty again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "RUSTING A RESTORED NOS SWORD 48 HOUR CHALLENGE (YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW RUSTS WORKS) (BEST AMSR CHEMISTRY IN ACTION VIDEO) "

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's an ultra heavy greatsword made from a leaf spring.
          Here is its preemptive bastard sword form but I changed it to gatsu's ultra greatsword grip because it's so heavy.
          I sprayed it with anti rust shit but it didn't work.
          Why's the sword gotta look good anyhow?
          All I do is bash dead trees with it
          I just wanna balance it with a crossguard and pommel but I'm too inexperienced and lacking in tools to do so and everyone here hates swords so I can't even pay anyone to finish it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >+25 Corrosion DMG
            Jesus anon save some bussy for us too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oil it. You can use motor oil. Oil is how you keep metal from rusting.

            Also to be greatsword mang, learn your four guards and the strikes between them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying swordfags that aren't skallgrim and scholagladitoria make money
    And most of that money comes from other guys fucking Skall's wife and Matt suckering dumb kids out of their money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can make some as a swordfag with a YouTube channel. I haven't made videos in like 3 years but my sword channel earns enough to buy some swords

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My dude, I don't want to be that guy, but I've been able to spend more than that on blades AND armor with a not very impressive job.
        You're average person working at McDonald's has probably had a lot more to spend on swords than you in that same period. If you're working a decent job a paying the bills, more on you man, but your YouTube isn't cutting it outside of some few extra dollars to throw around. Swords and really all weapons outside of firearms are becoming extremely niche on YouTube. When we would do HEMA matches, sword reviews, armor, reviews, movies reviews,and the like and then post videos to YouTube, we'd be lucky to get like 3k views. I think the channel, as big as it is because of a certain YouTuber, isn't doing very well. Even if it is doing good for a medieval arms channel. Hell, unless you shop out of places like Cult of Athena, Cold Steel, you probably don't have many swords to show for that revenue. Unless I'm being presumptuous and assuming you don't have decent connections.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I work too.
          I'm just saying, a channel can offset the price of a couple swords.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is it worth the time though? Filming and editing always seemed to be too much work for the amount you receive from it. But then again, I have no idea how many videos you have put out, how many views you have, etc. If you're making that off of a handful of videos with minimal effort, that's good, especially if you're happy with the blades you got out of it.

            >unless you shop out of places like Cult of Athena, Cold Stee
            I don't do reproductions.

            Then you're not buying "some" swords if we're going off of

            https://i.imgur.com/Z32HoGP.png

            You can make some as a swordfag with a YouTube channel. I haven't made videos in like 3 years but my sword channel earns enough to buy some swords

            you're buying two, maybe three swords if you're not going over the top with them. And that's over the period of five years.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >couple swords.

            Is it worth the time though? Filming and editing always seemed to be too much work for the amount you receive from it. But then again, I have no idea how many videos you have put out, how many views you have, etc. If you're making that off of a handful of videos with minimal effort, that's good, especially if you're happy with the blades you got out of it.
            [...]
            Then you're not buying "some" swords if we're going off of[...] you're buying two, maybe three swords if you're not going over the top with them. And that's over the period of five years.

            >two, maybe three swords
            Yes. Picrel is recents. The rest I just use normal income on.
            Regarding whether it's worth it, I have the swords anyway. It's not a ton of effort to record the videos, I don't do much editing anyway

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you see it as worth it than more to you, link your channel and I'll sub just to help you out if you feel comfortable with posting it here. My line of work tends to be more of the likes of, free time can be spent on other projects to net more money", so I'd much rather just do some extra work than make videos. Do you do any HEMA events or do you collect?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I used to do HEMA. Haven't picked up since covid.
                As said, I haven't used my channel is like 3 years. No sense linking it - the old videos gain views without me doing anything

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you that I Sell Swords, dude?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, maxime is a good person tho. Useful when I have French stuff

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Can't say I'm familiar. Shame you don't feel comfortable linking your YouTube. I need some more content to watch and all YouTube has to offer is Skall, Shad, and Lindy, unless you want to dig anymore.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wish you would, kind of like [...] said, except I've been watching SwordSage and Blood and Iron. I have a feeling your channels is probably a lot like SwordSage's, except not focused on Eastern Asian blades.

                There are anons that know me. They can out me if they wanna

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not looking to out you fren, I am seriously just looking for some decent blade content on YouTube.
                If you're someone that doesn't want to be connected to PrepHole, I get that. But either post your channel or quit teasing, man.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wish you would, kind of like

                Can't say I'm familiar. Shame you don't feel comfortable linking your YouTube. I need some more content to watch and all YouTube has to offer is Skall, Shad, and Lindy, unless you want to dig anymore.

                said, except I've been watching SwordSage and Blood and Iron. I have a feeling your channels is probably a lot like SwordSage's, except not focused on Eastern Asian blades.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >unless you shop out of places like Cult of Athena, Cold Stee
          I don't do reproductions.

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