How do I appendix carry when I am moderately obese and have a huge beer gut?

How do I appendix carry when I am moderately obese and have a huge beer gut?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fucking go the gym and lose weight you fat fuck
    you can do it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lose weight you fat fuck

      don't snack late at night
      drink 3L water a day
      cut out processed meat, processed oils, sugary drinks, refined baked goods
      1/2 your plate should always be fruits, vegetables, whole foods
      try and get 1/2 hour cardio each day, even if that's only waking around the neighborhood listening to a podcast

      You could do these or get a large belly band holster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lose weight you fat fuck

    don't snack late at night
    drink 3L water a day
    cut out processed meat, processed oils, sugary drinks, refined baked goods
    1/2 your plate should always be fruits, vegetables, whole foods
    try and get 1/2 hour cardio each day, even if that's only waking around the neighborhood listening to a podcast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, no

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah

        [...]
        You could do these or get a large belly band holster

        The PrepHole meetup photos prove themselves right every time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Listen here you little twink, america was built by big burly men for big burly men, and if you dont like it then starve yourself to death in one of them fancy yourup states. But HERE in AMERICA your gonna EAT and SHOOT. So dont go around saying all this pussy stuff right here or else YOU'LL end up getting SHOT. God bless you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not in them because i don't go to them

          they always devolve into chud orgies and degenerate shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Die gross and continue struggling to do everything then sorry you can't carry how you'd like to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1/2 your plate should always be fruits, vegetables, whole foods
      Meat is the only food humans are supposed to eat, and it's virtually impossible to be obese on a proper 100% carnivore diet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tried that but as an ectomorph I was hungry as could be all the time and chronically fatigued. Probably works great if you can effectively store fat. I reintroduced carbs in my diet and feel much more energized.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drink 3L water a day

      do you even know why you're recommending this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maximizing your pissing ability.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      14-16 hour intermittent fasting.
      First week will be nightmarish, by week 3, you should be able to buck hunger pains pretty well and your stomach stops acting like a whiny fat bitch as well.
      Trick is to use sleep for most of those hours of fasting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron I don't do any of this and I'm 155lbs

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    300th parallel principles

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just hide the gun in one of your fat rolls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just hide the gun in one of your fat rolls
      Just be sure and keep the smegma wiped off or it will corrode.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phlster enigma and a bigass wedge

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    belt recs? blue alpha is getting too big to tighten up any more. went from having at least 3 inches of Velcro contact to like maybe 1, it's not enough to keep it from slipping and loosening up. printing bad appendix now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I use a kore belt.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the fat guy holster

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by not wearing your undersized pants under your fat gun you retard.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Laterally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That bionic armor gif you posted is classified dumbass. Note the groin / femoral protection in the unit you posted. Perfection. Though I see they still can't get it build around the chest.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys do with your gun when you piss?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what do you mean? you should have your gun drawn while you piss in case your enemies use that moment of vulnerability to attack.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my gun right where it is but sometimes it is a bit awkward getting my Weiner through the hole in the boxer and out the zipper.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smol gun or smol pp?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I keep my gun right where it is but sometimes it is a bit awkward getting my Weiner through the hole in the boxer and out the zipper.

      It's only awkward for me if I am wearing boxer briefs, those are so much easier to just pull down but can't do that without undoing your belt. Regular boxers pp comes out of the pp hole no problem, gun not in the way at all, it's too high up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hold mine in between my buttcheeks since I take my pants completely off to pee and need both hands to hold up my shirt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I try and piss through the trigger guard, I'm small enough where I can have trigger discipline but large enough to use it in case of an emergency

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enigma. You can hide the gun on the side of your gut. Alternatively, enigma and also lose weight.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fucking eating so much, fatty. Maybe not being able to defend yourself until you're human-sized again will motivate you.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either lose weight or supermax so your gut is big enough to comfortable hang over your gun.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use a thick belt like pick related, then put it on the inner waist of the belt rather than the pants. 9/10 a shirt will cover it. I also like to tilt them a lot for cross draw. I'm 9/10 never going to have to get in a quick draw competition. If I can't run for cover and draw my gun 9/10 I assume I'm already fucked so whatever.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You lose the gut, obese sack of shit.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The hell would you want to? I'm in pretty good shape and 4 o'clock master race.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    appendix carry is fucking retarded fud shit. carry at 3-4. or get a fucking micro compact and just have a muzzle aimed at your guts/dick/balls all day and do 300th parallel (which is fucking uncomfortable.)

    if you arent going to try to get in shape, 3-4 is your only option if you want to carry all day and not hate life. i'm a thicc boi and i conceal my M17 easily at 3-4. appendix full size is out of the question even with THP.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezpz don't use a holster

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat Pig's guide to appendix carry for fat pigs.

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