How did they fuck up THIS bad?

Genuinely amazed they messed up this bad, this doesn't even get into the made up junk they have.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what, it's just an ordinar- OH MY GOODNESS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHINOOOOOK

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least 75% of devving was outsourced to India, that's how.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1911 fucked a HiPoint and made that abomination

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Browning incest story

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HOT
        >w-what are you doing 1911 onee-san?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deal with it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bethesda are diversity hire code monkeys and Starslop is a shitty Oblivion reskin, they just don't give a shit because retards bought 20 re-releases of Skyrim and asked for more.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t wait for the mods to replace black people and make all the women Amazonian tall blond muscle women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been using console commands to purify this heap one npc at a time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Turn all blacks into space Khajiit and space Argonians with perky tits and I'll be happy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will be banned, chud

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we are winning
          Leftist bullshit that means anyone that disagrees with them is not allowed to speak.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Disagreeing with a leftist and being racist are two different things.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can do both.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It literally is exactly the same thing to them, they even say it. That is expressly the core tenet of intersectionalism. Its why you get all of the 'climate denial is racist' bullshit.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              only if youre a goddamn lazy gay chud moron who fears the J-O-B. a real WHITE MAN SO POWERFUL can do multiple jobs at once, you diversity hire axewound.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There isn't a difference between racism and pattern recognition.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luckily we have a replacement
          https://basedmods.eth.link/browse/

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Based mods
            This website is pretty shit isn't it?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he needs an "app" to handhold him through downloading and installing mods
              you've been filtered, zoomer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Luckily we have a replacement
                https://basedmods.eth.link/browse/

                wow great site anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Works on my machine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb phoneposter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                congrats on getting Starfield installed on your fucking phone though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good thing nexus mods isnt the only source for mods

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People still use nexus? I stop using them after the you need 18 letter password bullshit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the alternative

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              /Vtards/ say based whatever but the site is trash.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How's ModDB these days?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fine but limited, great for older games but not so much for these mod heavy titles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pronouns mod
          What a perfect encapsulation of the culture war. Imagine spending time to remove a 3 option toggle from your own game in order to own the trannies that won't even use it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If anything it's even more pathetic than that. Imagine playing the game bought or not that you deeply hate.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mods to replace black people and make all the women Amazonian tall blond muscle women

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >future of nothing but genetically engineered 6ft blonde tomboys with a breeding fetish

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        already a no blacks mod on basedmods

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no blacks mod on basedmods
          >Removes all (or most) non-story related black NPCs
          that's not enough

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Russians are just Nigerians with snow, its pretty accurate.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              fair point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is just realism comrade

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is a shitty Oblivion reskin
      Bethesda's entire career in a nutshell.
      By the way fuck Obsidiamorons, that applies to their slop as well. You're not off the hook.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally someone makes some sense, people who try to claim new vegas is good (or god forbid anything else obsidian made) should be drug out into the street and shot.
        New Vegas may be their best game but that's not a good thing.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's your favorite call of duty? You can pick 3 if you have to.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WaW, Black Ops, and a toss up between 4 and 2
            Obsidian games have always been mass effect tier trash which makes sense since until MV they might as well have been Bioware's B-team.
            After NV they proceeded to make shitty pseudo-crpgs that make normies feel like they are playing a real rpg yet even something like Baldurs Gate 2 looks like a 10/10 in comparison.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why yes I do enjoy RPGs that have no deep system based mechanics or complexity

          Lol
          Lmao even

          What the fuck is the point of an RPG if nothing you do ever matters? Skyrim and fallout 4 sucked cocks because they normiefied the quests and made the game so open and lacking in hard rules based systems that it barely matters what choices you make or how you build your character. At least starfield let's you actually ruin quests by saying the wrong thing or killing the wrong person, you know ACTUAL consequences for your actions in a ROLE PLAYING game.

          You people honestly seem like you hate the RPG aspects of Bethesda RPGs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No retard, being the best turd in a pile of shit doesn't make the game good, nothing bethesda made is a real rpg, they have always been potato chip tier games, fun for a bit but they offer nothing substantial. Yes this includes morrowind, even if I may like it that doesn't mean it's a good game or even a good rpg.
            Wasteland is closer to a real RPG and despite my issues with 2 it's still better than anything that has come out of fallout since Tactics.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >is a shitty Oblivion reskin
          Bethesda's entire career in a nutshell.
          By the way fuck Obsidiamorons, that applies to their slop as well. You're not off the hook.

          terminally ill contrarians are out in force today

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Finally someone makes some sense, people who try to claim new vegas is good (or god forbid anything else obsidian made) should be drug out into the street and shot.
        New Vegas may be their best game but that's not a good thing.

        NV is good. The single worst of its aspects is being stuck in Bethesda's shit ass Gamebryo fork.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when you finally see it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least they didn’t just slap everything on the left side of the gun like they did in FO4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sieg

      I have a handful of 1911s

      That is a barrel bushing and the one on my cheapest 1911 looks like that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are fat and your wife is ugly

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to /v/ where you can suck off consoles you fags

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The AK and VSS they have aren't much better.
    Also, it's called 1919 in code and I cannot for the life of me figure out whether that's intentional or accidental.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safety is overrated.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not terrible, the random holes are retarded, grip is fucky and the whole trigger area looks FUCKED but not bad for some stupid Bethesda dev that's never even held a gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's missing the spring housing between the slide catch and safety. They likely modeled it after an incomplete 1911. Or a texture is missing. It'll be fixed by a mod and by an official patch.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >by an official patch
        Lmao there are still gamebreaking bugs in FO4 that were present on release

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah my most recent playthrough of Fallout 4, Preston is just holed up in that first town and won’t open the doors, so therefore all Minuteman stuff is broken/ can’t be started, it’s kinda nice honestly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they added the safety spring housing and got rid of the random holes and fixed the trigger guard shape it'd look fine, honestly surprised they got that much right

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /v/tards are retarded

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >haha I'm so based I'm gonna replace all the fat morons with mods
    How about not buying or playing the slop at all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I don’t get how people are preordering or buying AAA games at release with all the bullshit that’s happened the past several years.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gamepass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You pay for game pass and that moneys till goes to them. You idiot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, I don’t get how people are preordering or buying AAA games at release with all the bullshit that’s happened the past several years.

      >not knowing about torrents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a complete waste of space, you could fit 10-20+ good games in the same space as any modern game

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hooray, I get to post this again!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that fucker is scooping up rounds at damn near a 90 degree angle, and being held in with magic. how the fuck do devs make this? is proofreading not a thing for modeling?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Sieg

      Idig

      Maybe I’m not some 12 year old trying to learn about guns from video games, but doesn’t bother me

      I’ve been playing warhammer bolt gun and that’s not realistic at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Warhammer and a lot of scifi gets away with it by having guns that have wacky idea or just don't exist in our reality. Games that try to have real or "realistic" guns and end up just having a bunch of things wrong or have a gun that is just a bunch of random shit thrown together with no real idea on how it would work. Warhammer at the very least tries to make their guns seem like they would work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't own a M1A1/M1928 Thompson that's compatible with glock mags

      Shiggy

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What? It's just a 1911-
    >sees holes

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something else that annoys ne that I haven't seen mentioned yet is the complete lack of text on the slide. no branding, or where it was made, nothing. not like it's a naming rights issue, they could've just made up something that sounds plausible and it would've been fine

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was considering buying this but then I saw that it's 70 dollary doos, for the base version. Like Jedi Survivor, I will wait for this to go on sale, if I buy it at all.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im kinda turned off about the E key being used as the interact button instead of the F key.
    ill get used to it, but its kind of off-putting to start. the menu feels cluttered for some reason too as well as the HUD in general.
    T. 2hrs in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you just rebind the keys, or is this something games have stopped doing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? The vast majority of the games out there including Bethesda's own games have "Use" be E. "Use" being F is only seen in the most slavjank games or games with leaning.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        F was standard for a long time in FPS games, mostly due to a lot of games being based off IDtech 3/4 and had leaning, leaning has been dropped from games since at least 2009 with some stragglers. I do believe Unreal games also used F by default for a long time.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          E is use and F is flashlight. you literally never need to lean in any game ever. RTCW, elite force, deus ex, DCotE, FEAR, STALKER, none of them. i always rebind those keys to actually useful things.
          t. half-life player

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Leaning is cool, but yeah it's pretty much worthless outside of SWAT and maybe some other niche games.
            It's more a statement about the default controls of many fps games from the 2000's

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. Guy that's never bound crouch to the mousewheel or pushed T to spray a porn jpg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >E key being used as the interact button
      that's normal though. what did kind of annoy me was the new dooms binding the chainsaw and bfg to letters keys. weapons belong on number keys. i also switched the super shotgun and plasma gun so the order would be like the old ones

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know they've shown they're not against stealing mods should have just pilfered and slightly changed the FO4NV guys 1911.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck did they fuck up the shape of the trigger section so badly

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man this sucks. I hate how they just obviously threw a substance painter edge wear filter and called it a day, it doesn't even look like metal.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a big step up from Fallout 4. Most of the guns are fictional sci fi designs anyway so they don't have to be realistic, but most at least look a bit plausible on first glance. Nothing like the Borderlands 2 guns or the Fallout 3 combat shotgun

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love the speed holes.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1911s will be around in 1000 years.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So much of Starfield's design is trash.
    The weapons is the most PrepHole relevant but somehow the characters are even more pointless and garbage than Skyrims.

    The entire plot is pointless because of the NG+ where you jump to alternate universes leaving the previous one behind never to return.
    Which also leaves behind all your ships and settlements which are meant to be a big gimmick in assembling.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >NG+
      Only for fags. A good game is supposed to end.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally nothing wrong with the model. Snoys are so retarded and annoying

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm I wonder why

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >S K Ershad Bux
      What a fuckin name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dilipsun anal

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda game is bad

    Shocking development

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you contrarian gays will bitch about anything

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is contrarian to point out flaws
      My Black that model is a abomination whether the game is a 1/10 or 11/10

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/v/
    out. now.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the thumb safety even enter inside the notch?

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