How come the planes don't get washed off if they hit a big wave?

How come the planes don't get washed off if they hit a big wave?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pilots leave the parking break on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well what if it's a really big wave

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        they have pilots insurance in case of a total loss. they just call their nearest Geico representative

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      BRAKE, you joggerfricking dumbass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the e brake and sometimes they forget the fricking keys

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duct tape, sometimes semen.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're chained to the padeyes. Next question.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they are chained, how can they fly away? That would make the plane a kite of the carrier.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its designed this way intentionally dumbass. If theres an incoming torpedo that they cant dodge they have all the jets turn around and take off at the same time to lift the carrier out of the water so the torpedo goes under it. When its safe they have the chains reel the planes back in so they dont have to take turns landing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        US planes make the carrier the kite. F-35 can carry two Ford class under each wing but one is more stealthy.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    superglue

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A wave hitting it? At sea? Chance in a million.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a classic

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they rub sand on the wheels

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it starts to tip they fire up the afterburners on the jets and level the ship again. That is why you have planes parked around the perimeter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only right answer

      t. once rowed a canoe

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It happens all the time. Every year there are dozens of F18/F22 lost at sea due to them falling off aircraft carriers in inclement weather.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts. I've found them washed up on the beach before. Poor things look terrible after the crabs have been at them for a few days. Even saw a Park Ranger cry once
      >totally got her number
      >and her snap

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zip ties

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    These hard working people

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    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chains
      >statie patrol boats swarm the carrier to flag the load for not being strapped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't all they do be attach and detach those chains? Better than scraping rust or painting I guess

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        while dodging vehicles, planes, jet intakes, and the deck edge, yeah.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What vehicles are they dodging?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Formula 1 cars.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flight deck crew is hard and dangerous work.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me on the way to the local sex dungeon

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How come the planes don't get washed off if they hit a big wave?
    They use glue or something, I dunno.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This question did not deserve it's own thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry me a river and go submit your janny application. Don't forget your CV.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't feel bad just because you don't know the answer

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    550 cord. Not on the planes, on the waves. Tie them up before they can hit the ship and they can't toss the planes off the deck.

    Next question.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lube everything with cooking oil then let it go rancid and harden. Nothing moves, it's a nice stinky solid edible mass, there's a whole discussion on it over at qtddtot.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ship emits an aura of wave flattening.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aircraft carriers look kinda goofy when the planes are actually on the deck, if we could get them to fly out from under the deck it would be way more aesthetic.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They use steel tie-down anchors that are explosively welded to the aluminum deck structure.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hehehe almost like they're on a 1000 feet ship. truly a mistery.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God never hits them with big waves

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