How come jelly MREs are not more widespread in militaries

How come jelly MREs are not more widespread in militaries

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    naggers

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man fuck you bro I'm getting a bag of tur Haribo peach slices now when I go to town in a bit. They're so fuckin good bros.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *the

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you know how gelatine is made?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Skeletines

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's gay, but i everytime i see Tariq Nasheed all i can think about is BUCK BREAKING

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is tariq nasheed and why do people keep posting about him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A black man who is constantly ranting about how modern western white society is emasculating blacks as a tool of oppression. He made a movie called "Buck Breaking" about the US when slavery was still legal. Slave owners would rape their slaves to break and sissify them

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait, HE made that movie?
          lmao, what the fuck was he thinking, what a dumb nagger good lord...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My assumption is that he's a closet homosexual who fantasies about being a black sissy slave.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >closet
              The man spends far too much time talking about bussy to be straight.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            get that thong out of your bussy playa

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He unironically thought it was the ultimate world ending own on white men. What happened was the exact opposite and the Internet went apeshit mocking naggers for being buttfucked by Boss Hog whites

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not only did he made the movie, but in order to make it he had to commission dozens of art pieces of black slaves being sodomized by white owners.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He literally commissioned art for it. The man's flashing his fetish before the world.

            My assumption is that he's a closet homosexual who fantasies about being a black sissy slave.

            >closet
            The man spends far too much time talking about bussy to be straight.

            >closet

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, there was a movie? I thought it was just a shitty meme.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he specifically hired artists to draw pictures of black men about to get raped by whites for that movie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You know its allways the black guy who has the bad shit happen to him first in horror movies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made the song ”wash your ass”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a gay closet nagger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay so imagine youre a homosexual. Now imagine youre black too. Now imagine you have an extreme fetish for being sexually dominated by strong white men. Now imagine that you have not accepted any of this, and need a way to rationalize these feelings in a way that makes you not gay. So you make a movie blaming ancient white slave owners for having cum so potent, that when they raped their slaves, it rewrote Black DNA to make them gayer. So now imagine its the white mans fault you crave his superior cock, and actually theyre the gay ones. You are now Tariq Nasheed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He is my liddle buck, my sissy bleg boi, the love of my life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ay nigga... Check it out dawg. I'm finna own these white motherfuckas FOREVER. Imma reveal how fuckin gay they are my nigga. I been workin on this film for two years, ya feel me? It drops soon. But I wanna get your opinion, cuz. Check it out.
      >Hands guy an advance copy of Buck Breaking
      >SEE? See White men used to fuck us in the asshole. They fuckin gay, nigga! This proof!
      >...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A black man who is constantly ranting about how modern western white society is emasculating blacks as a tool of oppression. He made a movie called "Buck Breaking" about the US when slavery was still legal. Slave owners would rape their slaves to break and sissify them

        wait, HE made that movie?
        lmao, what the fuck was he thinking, what a dumb nagger good lord...

        My assumption is that he's a closet homosexual who fantasies about being a black sissy slave.

        He unironically thought it was the ultimate world ending own on white men. What happened was the exact opposite and the Internet went apeshit mocking naggers for being buttfucked by Boss Hog whites

        >A black man who is constantly ranting about how modern western white society is emasculating blacks as a tool of oppression. He made a movie called "Buck Breaking" about the US when slavery was still legal. Slave owners would rape their slaves to break and sissify them
        lol
        U.S. blacks:
        >have hardy slave stock genes to the point they can't even float in water
        >get muscular just from sitting at the couch and eating big macs and hot chips
        >be trained constantly how to brawl as early as you could walk
        >10 other black guys will automatically beat up the guy you're fighting the moment it looks like you're losing
        >constant portrayals of black masculinity in media even google results are skewed to your advantage
        >people automatically think you have a 10 inch bbc even if you secretly have a micropenis
        >get indefinite free passes to beat people up and ruin society
        >waaah western society is emasculating us they fucked in our ass holes 2 gorillion yrs ago

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>get muscular just from sitting at the couch and eating big macs and hot chips
          Do Americans unironically believe this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends on how heavy the big macs are.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Americans worship naggers the way humans worship gods.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask an american if they believe theyre immune to propaganda. Protip: recognizing youre not immune is the first step to any ability to see past propaganda.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            some blacks have insanely good genetics because we literally bred them that way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, it was an incredibly pervasive meme campaign

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just Gay ningen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was fetishposting all this time, truly a brave exhibitionist.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They melt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the actual reason. If they didn't then they probably actually would throw some in some of them, I don't think that shit actually ever goes bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so your mre forms one gelatinous brick? no big deal, just eat it like a burger. if it's still melty when you need to eat it slurp it like a tube of applesauce.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just eat it like a burger.
        The Germans got something for you man

        if I were a saboteur I would slip the sugarfree version of these into the MREs

        That's really fukken evil bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro I used to eat these miniburgers as a kid, thanks for bringing back memories.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            These are even better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cultural Appropriation

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so your mre forms one gelatinous brick? no big deal, just eat it like a burger. if it's still melty when you need to eat it slurp it like a tube of applesauce.

      I mean, they could make it like a thin form, so you can just take small bites or tear bits out of it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BWC addiction

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    protip: beef gelatine can contain mad cow's disease, best not to touch it, most of us are too old for candy anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pro tip (actually several ones)
      1) Hundreds of everyday products contain gelatine. Just check why so many beverages of all kinds are not vegan (hint: Gelatine is used to make them crystal clear)
      2) All first world nations have introduced incredibly tough rules against mad cow disease. Check the number of cases each year. That's a fraction of nothing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a Muslim seething that you can't eat the sweets of the gods.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Haribo makes halal versions of their candy for heathens.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those cab drivers have to get fat somehow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        since when were muslims forbidden from eating beef products

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They need to kill the animal in a particular way for the food to be halal. It usually involves bleeding them out while still alive.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based halal law knowing ass nigga

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gotta know your eternal enemies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too old for candy
      Christ, how do you manage to sound so damn miserable with just four words?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Christ, how do you manage to sound so damn miserable with just four words?
        >needs high fructose corn syrup to not be miserable
        Bro it's not the own you think it is

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not all candy is corn anon. Sugar addiction or not candy is just a sprinkle of fun in a dull world. Dont live on it obvi but hes right thats just boomer talk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >high fructose corn syrup
          Most US candy doesn't use HFCS you fucking retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gummis are worth it. My favorite treat to bring on outdoor outings

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >protip: beef gelatine can contain mad cow's disease
      It's not 1998 and we're not in Britain, grandpa

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah uh so can BEEF but I’m not gonna stop eating that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bong proving once again their relationship to food is as fucked as their relationship to weapons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too old for candy
      Fuck you man, my grandpa loved Lemonheads until the day he died and so will I.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be me.
      It's 1996.
      Be doing a UK trip, stationed at Castle Martin.
      Try to only eat chicken..

      Anyways, mad cow is no longer a problem, but I am eyeing CWD very varily.

      Also they use pigs for gelantine, hence why mudslimes can't eat the good Haribo

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, we've known about scrapie since roman times and it's never jumped to humans despite being just BSE for sheep.
        Still, best not to be caught lacking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Emilie Jaumain, who died in 2019, at the age of 33, had been the victim of a work accident in 2010, during which she had pricked herself with a tool contaminated with infected brain.

      >be 21
      >be lab worker
      >prick yourself, because..
      >know you will have only a few years left before you die a miserable death and nobody can do a thing.
      Grim.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She should have immediately amputated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      PRPsc is a NEURAL protein, genius. Meaning that unless you're directly eating nervous tissue or products contaminated with it you can't get a prion disease. Gelatine is mostly produced from joints and hooves. Besides Mad Cows hasn't really been a big thing since beef producers stopped cutting animal free with bovine bone meal.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haribo is awful

    For me it Rowntrees Randoms, and Squishems

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love all of them. Squishems are decent yeah.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I were a saboteur I would slip the sugarfree version of these into the MREs

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm annoyed they don't just sell eggs alone unless you order them online.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to eat all the eggs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This but I unironically would eat all the eggs. They are literally the best haribo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >after measuring them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen the eggs alone at candy stores before, the kind that has bulk bins and you pay by weight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's almost always a massive rip off though. Probably cheaper to buy online honestly.

        >fried eggs
        I was expecting this to be a meme but it's real. What flavor do these have? It has to be revolting.

        They don't taste of eggs lmao, it's like marshmallow and orange.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fried eggs
      I was expecting this to be a meme but it's real. What flavor do these have? It has to be revolting.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're a staple where I live. And they don't taste like eggs, they're just shaped like them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're just marshmallow stuff and apricotbir orange or something I think. I don't understand why you'd think they'd taste anything like eggs. It's typical for candy to have all sorts of funny shapes and appearances that have nothing to with its actual taste.

          They're just marshmallow stuff and apricotbir orange or something I think. I don't understand why you'd think they'd taste anything like eggs. It's typical for candy to have all sorts of funny shapes and appearances that have nothing to with its actual taste.

          OK that seems palatable. Fried egg flavor ed candy would seem like a prank.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Anon disappointedly cancels his order for dick shaped gummies after reading this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're just marshmallow stuff and apricotbir orange or something I think. I don't understand why you'd think they'd taste anything like eggs. It's typical for candy to have all sorts of funny shapes and appearances that have nothing to with its actual taste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the yolk part the bomb ass creme they put in the caramel creme candies?? It looks like it is.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a chewy jelly sweet. The good bit is the white anyway, but the yellow is just something to bite off to make it interesting to eat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we measure the eggs?!
      Must these eggs be measured?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, those are the best haribo candies, i will buy a star mix bag only for the 5-6 eggs in it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah same. I literally do the same thing. I'm going to start buying the boxes though, and package them myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does it taste like? Its such a meme candy that is fucking has to have some godlike flavor to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The "white" is a marshmallow/vanilla creame and the "yolk" is a orange flavor. 7/10 bretty gud.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the 90s, they sold this Danish gummy candy here in Norway, which focused on absurd and childish jokes, like poop and tits.
    This was one of them, literally called "big tits", and yes, it was marketed to kids.
    The brand still exists, but they dropped the tits, dirty diapers, poop and seagull shit. They still sell some stuff, with names like garbage heap, rotten fish and sewage waste.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought a fucking candy brand would give me a hard on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Confectioners, chocolatiers, and ice cream chefs are absolute coomers, anon.
        >t. took some culinary classes in college

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They also had gummy candy shaped like asses.
        Oh, and if it wasn't obvious, the boob candy was actually shaped like boobs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/EubRY9o.jpg

          Confectioners, chocolatiers, and ice cream chefs are absolute coomers, anon.
          >t. took some culinary classes in college

          https://i.imgur.com/VYcceBW.jpg

          Back in the 90s, they sold this Danish gummy candy here in Norway, which focused on absurd and childish jokes, like poop and tits.
          This was one of them, literally called "big tits", and yes, it was marketed to kids.
          The brand still exists, but they dropped the tits, dirty diapers, poop and seagull shit. They still sell some stuff, with names like garbage heap, rotten fish and sewage waste.

          https://i.imgur.com/n4ep4J3.jpg

          How come jelly MREs are not more widespread in militaries

          What's with yuros candy and furries? kek

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Classic school curiculum! Arsops fables are wide spread like mother goose.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
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              What's with yuros candy and furries? kek

              There's also Orangina, now that's something else.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I completely forgot it had a rhyme on it.
          >everybody's eating ass
          >except Palle (name) he gets a balle (word for cheek)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We still have shit like that in Finland
      And also the Bonbon rotten fish, sewage waste stuff.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I buy the rotten fish all the time. I try to stay in shape, and hard candy is great as a kind of diet candy. If I crave something sweet, I have a few of them and a small bag can last me almost a week.
        If I had chocolate or gummies, I'd just overeat, because it's gone in a few seconds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I love the fish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >candy
      >for children
      >showing nips
      Holy shit this is awesome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IWTFTC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I found a picture of what the actual candy looked like. It's the yellow boobs in the lower left.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And by left, of course I mean right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, the cowtits were hard candy.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when they had "sour fries" that were actually really fucking sour. Boy they were so good. Modern ones are so "sour" you could feed them to someone who just had a stomache ulcer surgery.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your tastes just dulled
      They're the same.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm talking about the 1980s, 1990s stuff. They have been like this for about 20 years. Still the older ones were better.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably all the lawsuits from kids eating 10 in a row and acidifying their tongue. They're bad as fuck for your teeth though eat sour (acidic) stuff in massive moderation.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Might be. I remember having a super sore tongue after eating them. But the sour fries were not even the final form. There was another company who made stuff that looked like little medical spatulas and were not as soft as the fries but even more sour. You know, the stuff you put on your tongue and you automatically close your eyes because its so brütal

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Hitschler gummies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit they renamed to Hitschies.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I swear this is mandela effect they used to be named Hitschers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ogre

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heil Hitschler!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy these more often if they used less plastic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when they used grease paper, now it's all plastic shit yeah it's bullshit.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to taste the cute haribo bear's fruity bussi

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >/k/ - Candies & Sweets

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get that gummy out yo bussy playa

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely I was delighted when I went to a German supermarket and saw the Haribo aisle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's this chain called Metro. They're strictly B2B and you only can enter them with a Member's card which you only get if you own a business.
      If you think the haribo aisle in a regular german supermarket is huge then Metro would be your dream.
      Imagine 50 feet aisles, about 8 feet high, full of haribo and other gummy candy stuff. If it's being sold in germany you will find it there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They're strictly B2B and you only can enter them with a Member's card which you only get if you own a business.
        Huh? Is that how it is in Germany? In Turkey they are open to individuals, but yeah, they have the boxes stacked and will sell the whole box. There is something that feels very based about driving home with not some weak NPC supermarket bags, but with whole boxes of something like gummies. If I was a father it would feel very manly too I think. Maybe I'm brainwashed by German autism propaganda.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but then you need to open the case lot and break the geometric perfection

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fruity-Bussi
    Oh those krauts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bussi means kiss or smooch in some dialects

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact: What english speakers call and pronounce mushy is what germans use for their version of pussy
      >Ze hat eyne haarike mushy
      >She's got a hairy pussy

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZESTY ass nigga.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get fruity bussy at the base all the time iykyk

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love pico balla

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Grim

        [...]

        This is PrepHole, it's full of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, at least it aint /b/, Im glad /k/ has managed to stay that "Magical" place its allways been

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not with wartourists from /misc/ and plebbit constantly shitting up the place

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm to be fair just had a look at page 1 and it aint so fucked but there is a few about the ukrain war but nothing about the war in israelite land

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Find a new hobby retard, shilling this gay shit in every thread because you can't permanently fellatiate Russian cum anymore is just sad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >hurr ur a vatnik cuz u dont lyk us spamming your board
                Post guns tourist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              /k/ has always been /misc/ lite though.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                /misc/ lite, not full blown fatnik russimp /misc/
                Neither would it have been as fervently pro Ukraine as it is now, to the point of witch hunting and doing other fag shit that you see across the board today.
                During the clankening and invasion/stalemate in Donbass everybody was just enjoying the chaos, some sympathizing with Russia, some with Ukraine, very little shit flinging.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >not full blown fatnik russimp /misc/
                NTA but /misc/ has 2 generals about the war for a reason, the opinion is divided there to.
                The classic /k/ opinion would be to not really care who wins the war, the only reason that's not the case for Ukraine is that people got annoyed by armatard over years of shitposts which made subhuman tourists think they're welcome.
                It was satisfying to see vatniks get their illusions shattered but I was right when I insisted from the start that we should've gatekept much harder to keep tourists out.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Hear hear, I hope things will return to how they were once this all blows over, as any conflict does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >everybody was just enjoying the chaos
                I still have no idea which side the clankers were on

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unfortunately, nu PrepHole(nel) (as this isn't unique to /k/ sadly) has to be politically polarized on every single matter possible these days.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                why can't people just enjoy the WAAAAAAGH for what it is?

                gotta be all homosexualy and authoritarian-statist about it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >why do paid shills have to force a narrative

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Complete newfag detected.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bro we had the word nagger censored for saying it too often, and pic rels were (rightfully) harassed any time they escaped their containment generals

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we are a board that revels in the implements and off violence
                we worship men in short shorts, the main gripe with the SS is that they weren't nearly as good as they are made out to be and when we had to find a slur for russians we just changed nagger into zigger because the z was the recognition sign painted on their shit
                oh and we all dream of waking up one night with people trying to break in so we can legally shoot them and we all knows who those people are

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tourist.

                https://i.imgur.com/PqbFSev.jpg

                we are a board that revels in the implements and off violence
                we worship men in short shorts, the main gripe with the SS is that they weren't nearly as good as they are made out to be and when we had to find a slur for russians we just changed nagger into zigger because the z was the recognition sign painted on their shit
                oh and we all dream of waking up one night with people trying to break in so we can legally shoot them and we all knows who those people are

                >the main gripe with the SS is that they weren't nearly as good as they are made out to be
                Depends on the division.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You think Rhodesia is popular due to Hugo Boss (tm) designing their uniforms?
                What did you think slotting floppies refers to?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've talked politics on here going back to at least the AWB sunset

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White slave owners did fuck a lot of black slave women. That's why most african americans are not as dark as actual bantus from Africa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >White slave owners did fuck a lot of black slave women.
      Nah, it was actually surprisingly rare. They mixed later.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it fucking MELT you retard.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess because certain ones give you the shits, like thoses sugar free ones that I think they did put in one MRE but withdrew it because it was giving the soldiers upset stomachs.. lmao

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey talking of all things gummy, has any one tried stick their cock in a block of balistics gell after shooting it and used it as a fleshlight?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's metabolic trash that doesn't help the soldier maintain or build muscle under the stress of combat. The weight's better used on real nutrition. Hell, the whole thing should be just pemmican and supplemental freeze dried veggies for digestion.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Be at war
      >All you get in your MRE is salted nut meat and freeze dried tasteless green veggies
      Anon, moral is a big part of war. Why do think smoking is so common in the army?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you're a neverserved without telling me you're a neverserved

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've been with women anon, I felt nothing for them. I've also had plenty of non fag male affection from being in the military. I just fell in love with a guy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I've been with women anon, I felt nothing for them
      Sounds like you've been with the wrong qomen then. I couldn't even get properly hard with my first gf, thought I might be gay, turns out I'm just superficial and despite her being a great girl a chubby 6/10 just didn't do it for me (I blame the tits not being big enough).
      I was lucky enough to find a much more attractive girl who's also great otherwise.
      Can't give up until you want to be happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big question is, are you gay, or are you european?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot that being fat is the norm in America.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Im not a Yank you stupid Hispanic

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not doing it on my own, come and get me big boy :3

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my nigga

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A Caribbean Favorite
        For some reason that got me more than the COCK part by itself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol yeah had me in fits when I first found it, though not as much as the gold that came out of the time PrepHole hijacked that MC donalds competion called "Create your taste"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/0hmTfdV.jpg

            Kek, I miss when this site would do shit like this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah those were the good old days, trouble is I think now its known history most companies have wised up to PrepHoles hyjinx

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I miss when the web was more innocent. When the thought of a mass of spergs raiding their websites was incomprehensible to them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok , get in to the party van anon.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is there a comprehensive list of all haribo bear flavours?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I hate Tariq Nasheed for being the dumbest motherfucker on earth, I still sort of like him for the meme potential. And his music is sort of entertaining.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how can anyone take this nigga seriously after posting an NFT collection

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    need some fruity bussi rn

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should have gotten trolli gummi würmer instead

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"lil' smooch" in German
    >"degenerate homosexual butt-fuckery" in Angl*idish
    Makes ya think.

  39. 1 month ago
    Santa Claus

    >Have limited transport capacity so you have to be as economic as possible about food supplies
    >Bring THIS.

    They could have used the space for more actually nutrious food or medical supplies/ammo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH NUTRITION
      Anything beyond calories, fiber and taste (for morale) is irrelevant. Cope. Nutrition (beyond macronutrients) is a spook unless we're talking about time scales of years. And even then, these fucking things are usually fortified with vitamins so even that is covered.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go into thread assuming people are talking about gelatin candy MREs
    >Thread is actually about buck breaking and twink romance blogposts
    never change /k/

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody in history has ever been more obviously in the closet than this guy. Not even evangelical pastors who get caught giving head in the men’s room.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, talk about a massacre.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies baka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies baka

      I did my part!

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are yummy i wish we had those

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