How can you secure a house like this without putting up iron bars on windows and killing your property value?

How can you secure a house like this without putting up iron bars on windows and killing your property value?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't live around Black folk

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      Unironically earthen fortifications, if anything I'd imagine they'd add to home value

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reinforced window frames.
    Thick polycarbonate windows. (Think bulletproof car, or cashier's booth in the ghetto.)
    Reinforced walls.
    Proximity alerts such as lights
    Surveillance cameras around the property.
    A dog or two.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    claymore

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Knock it down
    >Build it to first world standards (ie Bricks/blocks and mortar)
    >Double laminate windows
    >Decent composite door
    Here are the very minimum basics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon covered most things, and they're all expensive-ish.
      You can learn gardening and make one or two rows of thorny hedges with iron gates as the only entrance. Break line of sight everywhere you can with conifer trees and put hidden cameras on them. Makes it harder to spot approaching people, but it also discourages an assault in the first place, as attackers often rely on having first strike and intel advantage. If they can't see anything, they have no idea what room you are in, or at home even. Or how many people reside inside.
      Intel and awareness > physical barriers, although both are important.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ty, this

        Reinforced window frames.
        Thick polycarbonate windows. (Think bulletproof car, or cashier's booth in the ghetto.)
        Reinforced walls.
        Proximity alerts such as lights
        Surveillance cameras around the property.
        A dog or two.

        guy had a point not mentioned yet which is huge
        >A dog or two
        Any dog is better than no dog, small ones are usually alert and yappy nothing gets by them, big ones are loud and no one wants to risk being bitten by one.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reinforced window frames.
          Thick polycarbonate windows. (Think bulletproof car, or cashier's booth in the ghetto.)
          Reinforced walls.
          Proximity alerts such as lights
          Surveillance cameras around the property.
          A dog or two.

          Dogs are based in every way. They will scare off some of the less determined burglars. If the burglar is determined, they have to get rid of the dogs first, alerting you and making them an attacker, giving you legal arguments for self-defense in the court later.
          The only downside is dogfeed, but if you can't neither afford to buy that nor grow chickens, how real is your motivation?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a good landscaper and utilize added features like ponds, retaining walls, and ha-has. Heavy equipment can easily add features to flat land. The right kind of landscaping helps a lot: i.e. thornbushes under the windows makes it a lot harder for someone to get in.

    Get proper hurricane-rated windows or storm shutters if you're worried about those as a point of failure.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know you can just buy bulletproof glass, right? If you install it yourself it isn't even ruinously expensive or anything, you could do a large picture window for around twenty grand.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you install it yourself
      A bulletproof double-glazed window of roughly standard size (2mx1.2m) weights approximately 320kgs. There are specialized suction cup loaders for this shit, zero chance you can install it alone. Assuming it's bulletproof against 7,62.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was assuming UL8, yes. My error, apparently, was assuming that most homeowners are either personally capable or have a social network capable of handling a load that weighs less than half a ton. Where I'm from that's no big deal.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about you mow the fricking roof first..?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you people feel safe living in a wooden house? Like wtf dogs live like that.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build the wall

    >in a historic architectural style that accentuates the culture and heritage of the town or city you reside in

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >casual rooting tooting frontier style pallisade

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care about property values? If you plan on living in the house for your foreseeable future, you should want the value to go down, not up. Why do you want to pay more in property taxes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how property tax works.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is exactly how it works, the value is eventually reassessed. It's not just based on how much you originally paid for it.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The property value used for taxation is not the same as the actual market value of the house. The government doesn't send out appraisers to every single house. It just sets a figure based on reasonable market value of a house in the area. Even if you turn your house into a ghetto shithole nightmare that wouldn't sell for 10 grand you'll be paying the same taxes as your neighbors.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big dogs. Not shitbulls though.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killing your property value?
    Irrelevant. Pay for the house and live in it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you don't care about resale value who wants to live in a house that looks like it belongs in the hood?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >retaining walls
        Most of the hood houses and properties, at least the ones with trees and shit mixed in, have nothing wrong with them and look fine.

        The houses are not the problem.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        False equivalency

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's AI, isn't it? This earth is fricking GAY now.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burn it down in advance. Stick home suck.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claymores

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A nice looking fence and some motion detectors

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bars
    >killing your property value
    You know you can just take them off?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Onlybif you want to live in the past. I say never go back, only move forward! The past is for the weak, the strong command the future! Rrreee!

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >secure a house like this
    Use it as a bait house and setup boobie traps and ambushes.
    >hehe boobies and traps

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A moat. Remember, Black folk can't swim. Simply dig a perimeter around, line with bentonite, add pond liner sheets over top, stock with fish, enjoy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course all the dirt you displace has to go somewhere, so make some walls. Plant blackberries on the outside, this will make a nigh impenetrable wall of thorns that also produces delicious berries you can harvest and preserve, bake into pies/cobbler, scones, etc.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >impenetrable
        https://bringatrailer.com/listing/alvis-fv603-saracen/

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I can get this past the HoA even if it passes city building code (it doesn't).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >city
          >HOA
          yeah you're not gonna make it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like a mosquito breeding ground.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stock your pond with some koi or minnows or guppies alongside your feed fish.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it is. What do you think the fish I told you to stock are going to eat? Koi and minnows are great choices as koi taste good and minnows will feed larger fish. Goldfish would also work and will grow massive, but don't really taste great generally. Although a moat constructed like I said will have extremely clean water, which might make them taste alright.

        >Simply
        Simply drain the moat.

        >drain a moat
        >lined with bentonite and pond liner
        Yeah they're gonna need an excavator to do that in a timely manner. Black folk don't have those.

        >impenetrable
        https://bringatrailer.com/listing/alvis-fv603-saracen/

        Can't get past the moat. But good point, let's add tank traps to the earthwork defenses. They'll be obscured by the blackberries and really frick up anything that drives into them. large trenches dug into the hill would be great as well and would act as an effective pitfall, and be entirely invisible under the blackberries.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plant flowers that attract dragonflies, those things will absolutely genocide any mosquitos in the area

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically it'd work. What would they do, bring a canoe?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        See, this is the damnedest thing. I want to make fun of the moat. But what the frick am I going to do about the moat? I can't drive across the moat. If I swim across the moat but there's a wall I'm fricked. I don't want to mess with the dude that has a moat, that just sounds like a pain in the ass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only way to deal with it would be to drive an excavator in, presumably as you shoot at them, and start digging a canal to drain the water.

        Just don't frick with the guy who has a moat. There's easier ways to live.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Simply
      Simply drain the moat.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk can't swim
      Why can't they?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, ask them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cultural deficit, and also genetic factors. You'll see non-bouyant humans in any ethnic group but it's extremely common for certain African ethnicities and their descendants to not really float.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Higher bone density and culturally blacks don't have swimming pools or go swimming

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No swimming pools in the hood, so no way and no real incentive to learn how to swim.
        The bone density thing some anons are saying is a crock of shit, Africans born in places where being on water is a fundamental part of life can swim fine and learn to do so very young.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can swim, however many Africans are completely non-buoyant. They don't float. While the average white person can simply float without any effort, only fat blacks can. So, most of the American variety are fine. Real ass Africans have to actually try to not sink.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Real ass Africans have to actually try to not sink.
            Yeah they have to swim.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know there are metallic shutters that you can lower and open in the morning? Bars or fences that can't move are for poors.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Minefield.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Place the severed heads of failed burglars and highwaymen on stakes outside your property. Or else capture them alive, break their knees, and then gibbet them at the turn-in to your property.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Place the severed heads of failed burglars and highwaymen on stakes outside your property. Or else capture them alive, break their knees, and then gibbet them at the turn-in to your property.
      I'm worried that doing something like this will crash curb appeal and property value.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't want to be neighbors with Vlad the Impaler
        I bet he's really good at roasting kebabs anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call it "avant garde" and some homosexual art major will buy it for the exclusivity

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't look like anywhere Black folk would be.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Black person would literally go insane if he ended up anywhere without a concrete sidewalk, I wouldn't worry about it

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Push house aside
    Construct giant basement with steel access door
    Put all home stuff into basement
    Push house back
    Live comfy and safe in hidden basement
    Burglars will see empty house and forego burgling
    If they decide to occupy the house murder them at night and burn the body and scatter the ashes

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solar heated moat with rare imported crocodile and piranhas. That should boost the property values and security.

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