How can we convince Americans to start cooking their food before the upcoming war causes a famine?

How can we convince Americans to start cooking their food before the upcoming war causes a famine?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that chopped up konjac noodles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not this time. It's Hispaniced rice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it... Saged?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No sage. I use majoram and oregano often.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't salvia green? I hat tomatoe paste 30% there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you not afford meat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I invest ny extra money.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            in more beans?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Slave cattle feed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hispaniced rice
        >it's only the 18th
        such is life in Poorland

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cook all my food all the time. Fuck you and your gay scooter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing gay about adult city scooters, chud.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cope. don't forget your helmet.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just buy some fucking furniture and dishes from JYSK. or excuse my language. IKEA.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ikea hates white people. I don't buy there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        JYSK was the 1st option

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with my current setup?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i bet its not Hispanicy enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was too Hispanicy. I no longer like black pepper I think. What happened to me? I lost most of my smell after covid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had this issue after, mild things were really fucking Hispanicy. went away after 6 or 7 months.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I get covid all the time and no longer notice?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        black pepper isnt Hispanicy though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was bitter...

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i made a nice egg fried rice with peas today for the kids. recently figured out that the best way is to use quite a bit of oil (i use coconut), mix ginger and garlic powder into that, then add the rice. coat all the rice in that mix, then lightly fry it adding some onions sauce. it doesn't stick at all. then, push all the rice to one half the pan, cook the eggs in the empty half till kinda dry, then shred it and mix into the rice. looks like anything you'll find in a chinky place. try that.
            t.not a chink

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You can really up your game with finely diced onion in the ginger and fish sauce and black sugar in the onions sauce, otherwise I’d say you’re doing well.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon clean your fucking kitchen and stop posting. You can't cook. That rice looks more like porridge.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was going to say. Every time this fag posts, everything always looks like soup.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything always looks like soup
        Great?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you just put together pig slop. Like the pig you are.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't exactly call something you whip up in 5 minutes cooking
    and realistically no one NEEDS to cook when you have so many canned and fresh options available at any store
    t. co/ck/

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That shit looks like slop. Here's a simple recipe, Serbian Rice:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need more!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WTF is that garbage?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poverty food. Cant even put some meat on there. Tighten up OP.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have any of you prepared? my sister has stored some rice, grain and other non-perishable dry food in her basement, but I haven't done shit

    a grown man needs 2000 calorier per day
    if global logistic fail we will starve quickly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have preps for 3+ years at all times. I'm white btw.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice, I will have to buy a property before going full survival mode
        I'm a poorfag currently renting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? I keep my shit on warehouse ravks in my commie flat.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3 years is a lot of rice and beans bro.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im just saying; thats a lot of rice and beans to lay away. but then, you are very lonely aren't you.

            You can really up your game with finely diced onion in the ginger and fish sauce and black sugar in the onions sauce, otherwise I’d say you’re doing well.

            will take that on advisory old chap, though the very idea of a sauce made from fish is nauseating

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              get a vegan fish sauce. they taste better than the bat soup they bottle.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the phrase 'fish sauce' automatically gives me a queasy feeling, cant help it.

                Are you israeli by any chance?

                why would you think that just because im speaking good british?

                Probably because it's not wrapped in 3 layers of plastic and cardboard like you're used to

                maybe you're right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Put them in glass jars.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this strikes one as strange. should one find it strange, because one does?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Sage

              Are you israeli by any chance?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Probably because it's not wrapped in 3 layers of plastic and cardboard like you're used to

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on what wheat you have you can make this sweet dish that is served at funerals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy fats by the gallon and vitamin pills. It will be enough during the lean times. Get the hell out of the city and plant a garden.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I've heard you need fats to avoid rabbit starvation
        most of the wild game in Norway is pretty lean

        what fat source would you recommend for storage?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nuts

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You need fats if you eat meat that has almost to no fats, but if you eat carbs with it you don't need it. A bit that is in the lean meat is enough. But if you lack carbs in your diet, and you essentially go into keto while eating solely lean game meat you will in fact starve. First you'll lose all your body fat, then muscle mass and eventually die, even if you ate few pounds of meat daily.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No fats can last for too long enough before it oxidizes. I'd go with cured meats.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Canned peanuts?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Idk. It's beyond my knowledge. Never thought about stocking up for 5+ years

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Canned meat comes to mind.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How can we convince Americans to start cooking their food before the upcoming war causes a famine?
    Why would we even do that?
    TMD

  11. 2 weeks ago
    The Great Faggot

    Already do, I made soup and dessert last night for my family. Also fuck Nick Fuentes that is all.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    The Red Barron

    rice is always a winner have you tried japanese rice though?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking Americans don't cook. Lmfao what a retard.
    Tf is that you made? Some goyslop boxes Mexican rice? Are you retarded? When will retards from your country learn what cooking actually is, cause it's not that in picrel shit looks like cat food

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hispaniced rice
    you could have made bulgur, and it would be better, but I guess they don't sell it in poland.
    Also, I cook all the time. I currently am marinating some chicken overnight, so I can make a good byriani for tomorrow

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t. Americans don’t know how to cook, and have gotten used to the taste of processed food. They don’t even like home cooked food anymore. The food shortage has to happen first, unfortunately.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a side dish, anon

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a war broke out in America, 80-90 percent of people would die or give up. Most Americans are lazy as fuck. Too many Americans depend on the government and are helpless. Those who would survive would be the ones who hunt and live out of the city like the country and woods (I live in pnw). We saw how Americans behaved during covid so imagine a war breaking out.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beans are terrible prep food, do you know how much water it takes to cook or soak beans? you're not even supposed to use the bean water you soak the beans in at all because it's poisonous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can just boil them without soaking them bro.
      >t. Beaner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not even supposed to use the bean water you soak the beans in at all because it's poisonous.
      lmao. idiot.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the United States produces more food than it needs 2x

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make a few burgers for myself everyday. I don't spend any money on prepared goyslop.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't cook, you aren't white

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why anon? America is very diverse, you have more Americans that are decent cooks than there are Poles in totality.
    If cooklets want to starve when McDonald's closes, why would you try to stop them?
    >picrel, dinner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a wild chef appears

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show your poverty old beat up commie era gas stove.

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