How bad is it getting that this ad actually leads to the legitimate government website for selective service?
How bad is it getting that this ad actually leads to the legitimate government website for selective service?
How bad is it getting that this ad actually leads to the legitimate government website for selective service?
I wouldn't worry about it.
I don’t
wtf I love the federal government now!?
Can anyone just take out a fucking ad for whatever website? There's no possible way this was done by any government agency, since most of them are trapped in the 90's.
Yeah, anyone can put whatever they want (mostly) when doing an ad for PrepHole. It's most likely some anon trying to troll people with it.
Yes
On another board I frequent, the jannies kept banning a specific general thread because of the OP pic they chose (and kept choosing when remaking it) so they took out an ad with the pic jannies were trying to censor. This was likely some /misc/ fag trying to bait schizos just like all the "HAPPENING" threads.
/int/, PrepHole, or /hist/?
When /mlp/ pools together to buy an ad, Dennis goes bananas all over the place. It's great.
He has to be a bot at this point, there’s no way he could be that insane and hold a job long enough to afford internet
So you're saying we could buy an ad to show THAT CAT?
On /vt/ we buy ads to bully specific users we don't like. Don't ask me why anyone tolerates ads in 2023 though.
>too old to be called up now
there is no enshrined upper limit. in WW2 you had to sign up as a 64 year old
Only for the first wave. During WW2 and Vietnam they tapped a lot of older guys to slot in as squad leaders and officers. Look up "shake and bake"
>tfw you will live long enough to take a squad of zoomers into china with a bum knee and bad back
Why do you retards still think the US is retarded enough to start another draft when it learned it’s not worth it?
Unfortunately zoomers are too fucking stupid for combat so the job will be left up to retards like me.
Well at least you know you’re retarded, shame you’re illiterate
They didn't just take random old people and made them sergeants though. You had to excel during basic training and be noticably smarter than the other grunts.
Look on the bright side, we might just make Technical Sar... Srg...Sirgaun.... we might just make E-5(T) anon.
There was someone making ads like this for the US Army Ukraine Wagner and a few others, it's probably him
this one?
yeah
Isn't this just a trap? Now the SSS knows who clicked the link from PrepHole, right?
this is a complete waste of an ad and is likely just an anon making a funny.
All US males 18-25 must register with the selective service. The only group this could possible target are women or male immigrants who came over after the age of 25 who want to sign up for the possibility of getting drafted for absolutely no incentive
You don't have to register. Literally nothing would happen if you don't.
This. No one has even been prosecuted for it since like the late 70s.
that's like a chinaman's fever nightmare
>those Japanese anime VEE-TUBE-ER's are rallying hackers on PrepHole to join the western pig dog army against our dust-biting bitter-eating soldiers! I must restore honor to the family by running outside and violently stripping the foreign influenced clothing off of a female traitor!
>self serve ad
Its not that deep retard. Someone is probably having fun baiting schizos like you.
This. It could even be Russian propaganda in order to bait /misc/-tier retards by saying "Looking! They're gonna draft you if you keep supporting Ukraine!"
*Look
Wow I can't speak English for shit today
>looking
is the exact formulation slavs with poor english use, so unintentionally accurate I guess. Just add -ing, -s, and "of" in random places, and you willing of sounds like vatnik xaxaxa ))
>Must be Russians baiting schizos
Schizo baited successfully, and in all likelihood not Russians.
Who then? Some troll who wasted money on the ad for the sake of pure trolling?
Use your brian, moran
It was likely a Russian demoralization campaign.
Everything is a Russian demoralization campaign.
Just feels that way since everything in every western country is falling apart and there's no hope for anyone living in them.
>Being unironically this fucking retarded
get off the internet anon
Maybe half breed mutts arent so bad…..
>THE WEST HAS FALLEN
I dont know what crack you are smoking but outside of housing living in the west, especially america, is pretty good living right now
vatnigs see america and think, "They allow gay men, and the straight men don't suck eachother's dicks. Terrible place. I will stay where I can rape little boys and call it my personal slavic manculture"
pajeets are just paid off retards
>Apart from the majority of people in our largest cities living in tents on the sidewalk, everything is great in the grand old US of A!
How's your healthcare, btw? Careful about walking on those broken sidewalks, you wouldn't want to break a leg and be sent to debtor's prison.
I am now demoralized and love countries that are third world shitholes
shit I was about to post how I'd rather live somewhere with a higher divorce rate, HIV infection rate, AIDS incidence, incidence of alcoholism, lower standard of living, lower access to healthcare etc etc etc
>Having accessible healthcare means you're a dumb bad country!
>Good countries vote in politicians who will do their best to make sure the only procedures available to the public are gender changes and HIV prevention!
Sensing a lack of guns from your posts.
you're right anon, it's so joever, westfallen blah blah blah
>accessible healthcare
But we do have accessible healthcare in america? The retards that get into debt are the ones too retarded to take advantage of the resources they got. I get free/low cost healthcare in america lol.
Gonna be honest I see these people screaming America has shut healthcare and I’m genuinely concerned they actually think the poorest of the poor and stupid are the average person, then i remember it’s usually thirdies and the angriest euros saying it and laugh my way home with my extremely affordable healthcare
Its either foreigners or people that are oblivious about the many opportunities that they have. While america has a proce gouging problem with its healthcare, you can also get free shit of you look into the right resources. The poor can get accessible healthcare and not be in crippling debt if they utilize those resources. The "America doesn't have fre healthcare" is a myth since there are other programs/jobs that will help you get that healthcare. The problem is the lack of notice for those programs.
I mean that lack of notice thing is just a system wide problem honestly, from how to do taxes to how the fuck you sign for non life crippling loans, that said at least in my state they’re actually pretty loud about where and how you can get goods cheap medical insurance at least
The lack of notice is mainly a local problem. Especially when those programs involve a private company. Even though my state(texas) has a pretty shitty safety net, you can still get free/cheap healthcare through community health centers or through local health programs that offers a quasi insurance with no charge depending on your income.
Admittedly if my cave living ass could figure it out and get good insurance then you probably have to be especially retarded to not figure it out
The problem is that people are too lazy and they play things by the book without looking at the hints. People are just too stupid/narrow minded when it comes to things like taking advantage of resources that they already have. You have people going into expensive ass universities and go into debt and not go to community college and just get it for free by Financial aid programs(if you're poor, at least).
Oh yeah that’s what I meant by the stupid poor, I got a free ride through a state college, no student debt at all, and my current healthcare is hilariously cheap for what it covers.
I am 28 years old
I make $98,500 a year salaried for 32 hours a week with a little over a year of experience in my field. I make significantly more because I voluntarily work a lot of overtime. I get 2% guaranteed yearly raises with extra if the company is doing well (I got a random permanent $1,500 raise this year)
I have insurance through work with a max out of pocket of $7,500, a 5% roth-type 401k match, and an HSA with a match of up to $1,500 in any given year.
I have 3 weeks of paid vacation going up to 4 weeks in 5 more years and maxing out at 5 weeks in 13 more years
I have 5 paid sick days, 4 regular PTO days with the option to buy 5 more at 50% my pay rate and starting next year 5 more PTO days in the form of "mental health days" which are just regular PTO but you have to find coverage
I live in the suburbs outside a medium sized city in a 3 quintile cost of living area of the country
I am not saying this to brag and everything I have said is true. I have just over $20,000 of student loan debt to pay off and then im debt free and will start saving up for a house of which im looking to pay around $400,000 for. Life has been great for me these past couple of years
>3 quintile cost of living
whats that
3rd quintile* meaning my area is between the 40-60% cost of living area in the country. basically average but more vague since I havnt actually looked at hard data in awhile
Happy for you anon.
Healthcare is fine. Its a pretty common misconception to think that America doesn't have safety nets for healthcare like free/lowcost shit lol.
There's <300k homeless in a country of 300+ million dumb Russian anon.
>More people in the us will be millionaires than the percentage of homeless people
I am demoralized.
Where do jerkoffs like you even come from
White families with two loving parents. Yourself?
Next up start talking about oblasts
Yes, I, jon smithovitch from Miami autonomous oblast agree, am tired of hearing about my home town sullied
Tiresome homosexual
Maybe don’t make stupid decisions like root for an obvious invading nation filled with retards and we won’t make fun of you when you cry at us.
>t seething ESL brownoid
Going to start calling us vatniks too? Hey you ever find that hobby?
annon I've only ever seen you post squad sized elements of different armies from both 40k and warhammer.
do you just model or do you run any lists?
bot or 70 iq? reply to this with an original thought if neither.
For you for the future anon
Thanks fren, been seeing this all over the place and ignored it since I like my reaction images to be fresh, but I'm gonna save it now just for you.
>outside of living, everything in the west is good
guess that explains why all the dead people voted for biden
I'm getting so fucking tired about vatniks shitting up every imageboard I use with their constant bullshit
This board man.
It's so obviously fake.
Retards.
Your haiku sucks ass
have a nice day you dumb nagger
Here's how it is done
It's not real, but I wish it was
Who stuck a US sticker on friend's shapely ass?
I think it looks good there but maybe that's just the arse
I'm a woman now so my registration is null and void
pretty cost effective way of reminding a large population of societal dropouts that they still need to sign up.
but some tiny underfunded 3rd rate agency would never put their name on it.
Meanwhile in actual Russia there are weebs everywhere but schizos will sneed about this fine trolling.
>But even in hell, he will be the best!
What did they mean by this?
its wagners moto kinda
>Prigozhin was a Konosubafag
Based
its shopped retard
The photo is shopped, but the actual Wagner posted it after Prigo died.
>Current year
>Seeing ads at all
>Ever
What the FUCK are you people doing???
You know anyone can buy an ad, right?
Speaks volumes that the majority of people look at the US's tin cup rattling for mobilization for Israel and Ukraine and their response is to laugh at them.
>needing healthcare
I'm not an accident prone homosexual so I have that going for me
It's still better than having to periodically see Imbreed's face every few weeks, I guess.
I’m so sick of seeing that fucking loser
do touristnigs not realize you can buy an ad and direct it anywhere you want?
also
>being so much of a tourist you see ads
No of course not, I doubt half of these retards even know how to properly Navigate this site and just have a few board’s favorited
Half these retards blew in from Instagram comments or something and genuinely believe when somebody calls them a fucking retard for spamming shit about israelites and trannies outside /misc/ it's literal federal agents running psychological operations.
The uptick in fed posting is getting stupid, honestly if you think this place is a honeypot what kind of moron are you to still post here?
It's le edgy hangout for based and redpilled pQtriQts who call out hohol shilling or whatever. I don't know man, the average "gun guy" is dumb as fucking rocks these days and will knee-jerk decide to believe batshit crazy nonsense because it calls Democrats fags.
Man you are one assblasted homosexual, if everything is fine then why are you so angry
IM NOT ANGRY YOU STUPID FUCKING nagger IM PERFECTLY CALM SHUT THE FUCK UP
Hit that close to home eh?
It did at one point, so when do you guys think you’ll take back the rest of ukraine
Jesus that mind broke you that hard?
Two weeks confirmed
>muh Q
Oh, you're one of those people
Fed posting is just the natural state of edgy teens
No it’s more than that, when you get to the point where literally disagreeing about anything gets you called a fed it’s become a genuine mental disorder, and that’s what I’ve been seeing recently
I like to keep the ads here because the self serve ones can be funny
I look at some of these ads like the ones for for discords with Pepe plastered everywhere or bizarre ancap stores and it makes me wonder how stupid you have to be to click them
Why is that they didn't use Kay? What they were thinking?
Shut up and kiss you fruits
I already did my SSS stuff but I will further serve my nation by cranking one out to Fubuki!
What is to be done about the vulnerability of the majority of society to psy-ops? Is preemptive defensive propaganda and counter-psy-ops a necessity in the cyber full spectrum battlefield of hearts and minds? When you think about it arent all weapons psy-ops? They're tools to convince many people they are defeated by blowing just some of them to smithereens. At the end of the day it's all performative, not everyone is killed, just enough of them to convince the remaining of the necessity to reach agreement.
Ok now THIS feels like a bot post
Clearly a schizo post. Learn the difference, it could save your life.
Ah anon, bots are starting to get to that point where they ramble in an increasingly similar manor to scizos
Oh you just know he’s mass reporting the thread now
But who sees ads except the guy who turned off adblocker to see the ad he paid for
Can’t be assed to install it
Phones
The wagner one with Serval from kemono friends will always be my favourite
A government agency particularly the selective service wouldn't use an anime catgirl in a thong as a PSA to register for the selective service.
A Russian attempt to demoralize you would though (e.g /chug/ threads, /ptg/ threads, etc).
Is that my friend???
Your friend is westboo
This one is my favorite.
Can't go wrong with the Gatto
Fatto catto
Yeah, I rather go to jail than fight for ZOG.
What the fuck I Iove the US government now