How are you supposed to have any privacy inside a submarine? Posted on March 2, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor How are you supposed to have any privacy inside a submarine?
how do you jerk off?
A towel draped over your bunk and a mutual agreement to not discuss the grunting noises at night
who the FUCK grunts when they jerk off?
Get you T levels checked anon, something might be wrong
I hold my breath and close one eye, should I go to a doctor?
If you consider a psychiatrist to be a doctor, then yes
You fucking tard psychiatrist have to be medical doctors psychologists are just a half-ass brain wranglers with any ol' psych degree
Where did the difference between psychiatrists and psychologists come in? Are you genuinely a schizoid or something?
making caveman noised while you beat off does not make you high t
>t. moans like a chick in an especially low budget hentai
How the fuck are you supposed to hold it when you squeeze your balls?
You just jerk off in front of your buddies. It's literally just like summer camp
Well you have a curtain so I guess you just whack it in there.
The curtains on the bunks in the picture you posted.
Yes, you share bunks in shifts. Yes, your bunk mates are jerking off in the exact same one where you sleep.
My cousin served on subs. He said he successfully smuggled in a masturbator. It's basically a smaller version of a love doll with just the torso with tits, pussy, and ass.
Now get this. He fucking rented it out to other sailors. I don't know if I believe him or not
I believe it. I worked with a guy who served on a boomer and he said every ounce of shame or decency goes out the window after a couple weeks at sea and everyone just jacks off in the open and more. The longer the deployment the more degenerate everyone becomes until half the guys are fucking each other and nobody even cares.
They should make studies about this, it's such a niche and artificial environment for people to survive in.
There were studies in the 80s but the Navy classufied the results, burned the files and killed the scientists so as to the world will never know the demonic results
It really is nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.
We aren’t talking about vatniks though
brb transferring to the navy
ive heard of people bringing in pocket pussies. Now the levels of degen accelerate the longer youre on mission. Not everyone partakes but good lord does it get a little wild
i dont know man
just thinking about sticking sticking my dick into some used piece of rubber makes my pp soft i guess it takes a special type of character to work there
>stick dick in a woman's or man's holes that have already been used
>WOW SO HOT
>stick dick in a masturbator that has been cleaned out
>stick dick in sexual partner
>stick dick in silicone tube
They warm up right away, it isnt fucking frozen.
>it isnt fucking frozen
Guys from the morgue owe me an explanation then.
i never said that i dont consider slutty women gross but you know i kinda like female body ill give it a pass
Cum makes for the great lubricant, sloppy seconds are unironically the best seconds.
if you rinse it out it's exactly the same as dating your friend's ex
the navy really is the gayest branch not even marines are this bad
I heard tale of a group of boots that had a communal fleshlight and they all came down with the clap
Who needs to jerk off when you've got a perfectly good man's ass to use?
Does this actually happen? Are there any rules against it? Or just a look of dissaproval from their mates?
At shore yes but at sea they don't care about basically anything as long as it doesn't get in the way of your duties.
Nobody gives a shit. You spend several months in a tube and try to not fuck the twink who works in the galley.
It's mostly just blowjobs and handjobs. You hetros really don't understand the work that goes into maintaining a clean and non-damaging anal experience.
>'hang out' in my barracks room
Some of the guys I knew had it figured out.
You know that they let women on subs now, right?
i don't wanna be /boot/ anymore
>passing around the communal vagina
bad luck to have a woman aboard ?
For her yes
Spoken like a true navy sailor
You go to the boat's toilet obviously.
>Put on chastity cage 1 hour before setting off
>Leave key back on shore
Problem fixed for the entire mission, or untill someone finds out you're caged at which point you've got seconds untill you're in the barrel
does this cage expand when you get hard?
Its solid steel anon so nope
Doesn't that hurt then?
If you buy it too small then yes
Buy it just right and post-nut shame turns into post-nut divine revelation
You vill still coom and bee happy
in your rack quietly, in the shower, in nucleonics if you're a chad, or you just don't because you're too sleepy
I believe it
the only people in the galley are fat morons
one sub, and it's already welded to a pier from ORSE failures and gross negligence on preventative maintenance.
>one sub, and it's already welded to a pier from ORSE failures and gross negligence on preventative maintenance
More details pls
It's the navy
Wait till you learn about hot racking
Part of the contract you sign when joining the military is surrendering any notion to a right of privacy. Hell the shitters in Iraq had massive glory holes so "they" could make sure you weren't doing anything "they" didn't approve of in there. Or to make sure you didn't blow your brains out.
Sleep in the torp tube
Privacy is for girls.
Just close the curtains and go at it, bro.
It's something that will be less and less required with autonomous submarines controlled by AI being possible and in the long term likely superior to anything a human crew could ever achieve.
I would love the idea of an AI controlled SSBN or nuclear torpedos (like the russ. Poseidon, but truly autonomous)
You don’t. More news at 11.