How are you supposed to have any privacy inside a submarine?

How are you supposed to have any privacy inside a submarine?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you don't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do you jerk off?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A towel draped over your bunk and a mutual agreement to not discuss the grunting noises at night

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >grunting noises

          who the FUCK grunts when they jerk off?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Get you T levels checked anon, something might be wrong

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >t. moans like a chick in an especially low budget hentai

              I hold my breath and close one eye, should I go to a doctor?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you consider a psychiatrist to be a doctor, then yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You fucking tard psychiatrist have to be medical doctors psychologists are just a half-ass brain wranglers with any ol' psych degree

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where did the difference between psychiatrists and psychologists come in? Are you genuinely a schizoid or something?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              making caveman noised while you beat off does not make you high t

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >t. moans like a chick in an especially low budget hentai

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How the fuck are you supposed to hold it when you squeeze your balls?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just jerk off in front of your buddies. It's literally just like summer camp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well you have a curtain so I guess you just whack it in there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The curtains on the bunks in the picture you posted.
        Yes, you share bunks in shifts. Yes, your bunk mates are jerking off in the exact same one where you sleep.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My cousin served on subs. He said he successfully smuggled in a masturbator. It's basically a smaller version of a love doll with just the torso with tits, pussy, and ass.

        Now get this. He fucking rented it out to other sailors. I don't know if I believe him or not

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >underwater pimping

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe it. I worked with a guy who served on a boomer and he said every ounce of shame or decency goes out the window after a couple weeks at sea and everyone just jacks off in the open and more. The longer the deployment the more degenerate everyone becomes until half the guys are fucking each other and nobody even cares.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They should make studies about this, it's such a niche and artificial environment for people to survive in.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There were studies in the 80s but the Navy classufied the results, burned the files and killed the scientists so as to the world will never know the demonic results

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It really is nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >sodomy
              We aren’t talking about vatniks though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            brb transferring to the navy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ive heard of people bringing in pocket pussies. Now the levels of degen accelerate the longer youre on mission. Not everyone partakes but good lord does it get a little wild

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i dont know man
            just thinking about sticking sticking my dick into some used piece of rubber makes my pp soft i guess it takes a special type of character to work there

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >stick dick in a woman's or man's holes that have already been used
              >WOW SO HOT
              >stick dick in a masturbator that has been cleaned out
              >ew gross

              :/

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stick dick in sexual partner
                Hot
                >stick dick in silicone tube
                eh

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They warm up right away, it isnt fucking frozen.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it isnt fucking frozen
                Guys from the morgue owe me an explanation then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i never said that i dont consider slutty women gross but you know i kinda like female body ill give it a pass

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Cum makes for the great lubricant, sloppy seconds are unironically the best seconds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you rinse it out it's exactly the same as dating your friend's ex

          I believe it. I worked with a guy who served on a boomer and he said every ounce of shame or decency goes out the window after a couple weeks at sea and everyone just jacks off in the open and more. The longer the deployment the more degenerate everyone becomes until half the guys are fucking each other and nobody even cares.

          the navy really is the gayest branch not even marines are this bad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I heard tale of a group of boots that had a communal fleshlight and they all came down with the clap

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who needs to jerk off when you've got a perfectly good man's ass to use?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does this actually happen? Are there any rules against it? Or just a look of dissaproval from their mates?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

            At shore yes but at sea they don't care about basically anything as long as it doesn't get in the way of your duties.

            Nobody gives a shit. You spend several months in a tube and try to not fuck the twink who works in the galley.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's mostly just blowjobs and handjobs. You hetros really don't understand the work that goes into maintaining a clean and non-damaging anal experience.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >shit
              >shower
              >'hang out' in my barracks room
              Some of the guys I knew had it figured out.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You know that they let women on subs now, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't wanna be /boot/ anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >passing around the communal vagina

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bad luck to have a woman aboard ?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              For her yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spoken like a true navy sailor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You go to the boat's toilet obviously.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >head

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Put on chastity cage 1 hour before setting off
        >Leave key back on shore
        Problem fixed for the entire mission, or untill someone finds out you're caged at which point you've got seconds untill you're in the barrel

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          does this cage expand when you get hard?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Its solid steel anon so nope

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't that hurt then?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you buy it too small then yes
                Buy it just right and post-nut shame turns into post-nut divine revelation

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You vill still coom and bee happy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't

        in your rack quietly, in the shower, in nucleonics if you're a chad, or you just don't because you're too sleepy

        My cousin served on subs. He said he successfully smuggled in a masturbator. It's basically a smaller version of a love doll with just the torso with tits, pussy, and ass.

        Now get this. He fucking rented it out to other sailors. I don't know if I believe him or not

        I believe it

        Yes.

        At shore yes but at sea they don't care about basically anything as long as it doesn't get in the way of your duties.

        Nobody gives a shit. You spend several months in a tube and try to not fuck the twink who works in the galley.

        the only people in the galley are fat morons

        You know that they let women on subs now, right?

        one sub, and it's already welded to a pier from ORSE failures and gross negligence on preventative maintenance.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >one sub, and it's already welded to a pier from ORSE failures and gross negligence on preventative maintenance
          More details pls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very quietly

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the navy

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait till you learn about hot racking

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the contract you sign when joining the military is surrendering any notion to a right of privacy. Hell the shitters in Iraq had massive glory holes so "they" could make sure you weren't doing anything "they" didn't approve of in there. Or to make sure you didn't blow your brains out.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep in the torp tube

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Privacy is for girls.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just close the curtains and go at it, bro.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's something that will be less and less required with autonomous submarines controlled by AI being possible and in the long term likely superior to anything a human crew could ever achieve.

    I would love the idea of an AI controlled SSBN or nuclear torpedos (like the russ. Poseidon, but truly autonomous)

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t. More news at 11.

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