How are we ever going to fight WW3 if the majority of our manpower pool are landwhales?

How are we ever going to fight WW3 if the majority of our manpower pool are landwhales?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drones

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s pretty hilarious that the video game recruitment tool probably made way more neets than recruits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AA was great, super balanced PVP

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The customization of the guns AND the feel of them when customized remains unmatched.
        Even as an avid arma 3 milsim player, AA is still leagues ahead.
        Though it still tried to sell the hollywood silencer meme.
        Nothings perfect I suppose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pipeline is GOAT.
        The only issue I have with the series is that it got progressively worse. AA1 was great, after that they tried to dickride the SF hype too much. I understand why, but it made the game worse.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lunchbox Joe of Ohio Autonomous Oblast here. I think we are too ill-prepared for war against Mighty Russia and that we should of concedings the Baltic states and the economic zone known as "Ukraine"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheap drone swarm operated remotely by fat video game addicts, replicator program already plans to fund hundreds of thousands of rigged up suicide drones in the next 24 months. it's going to be like the ukraine war only with a budget hundreds of times larger

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly this. No casualties from conventional warfare. Literally just waiting on one side for a suicide drone piloted by a revolting sweaty neckbeard to blow you up when you arent watching.
      That and cyber attacks. Destroy peoples internet and the world will collapse because we are all mostly fuckin retards who cant look away from phones and computers all day. Im currently taking some classes at my local college campus and pic related is all I see.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatties are shockingly good in longer wars.
    Calories are lacking on the frontline and its why everyone shows muscle loss.
    People who are fit rapidly degrade after intial contact due to higher calrorie consumption and lesser fat reserves.
    Fatties what survive will have the reserves to build muscle shed pounds and adapt fitness to needs.
    Frankly the best would be the bulky muscle fatty type but generally fit people these days dont have a healthy fat reserve since they typically have good self control.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IF they survive long enough to shed fat. Land whales have terrible balance and speed, their inability to maneuver could get them killed pretty quick. Plus they present as a larger target. But like I mentioned before, I believe conventional war on large scale is, or will be very soon, dead. Nothing but cowardly drone attacks is the future.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So toss fatties into defensive positions or have them dig trenches.
        You have the army you have just need to use what you have where they are most effective.
        Fit people do assults and movements.
        Fatties due slower higher calorie consumption work until they arent fat like digging trenches to build muscles.
        Being fat is correctable and wars drag on you can burn thier fat in productive ways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This absolute unit of a Medal of Honor recipient broke a Chinese soldier's neck with his bare hands and then fatally crushed another's wind pipe before stabbing a third to death with his knife. He later dropped two more by slamming their skulls together. And he jumped on a live grenade and carried a wounded man to safety, yadda yadda yadda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they’d die of a heart attack long before any of that happens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly thats overstated and more for late stage deathfats.
        Unless they are black and have the antimalarial mutation of sykle cell the arteries usually arent clogged yet.
        Once they start reaching late 30s at the earliest the years of being a turbofatty starts clogging the arteries.
        If anything it would be a better preventive measure.
        Being a fatass is a slow degradation of cardio system for the most part younger ones will still be fine plus you arent cardioing them to they drop just assigning them to normal labor where the muscles and standard walking movements increase caloric defiects until they normalize.
        Believe it or not you can actually recover from being a hamplanet into a normal person, alot of the people who recover never become fat again once they lose it due to revulsion to thier fat disgusting selves.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how are we gonna fight WW3
    Anon, being fat is exactly how we’re going to WIN WW3. The world will go into starvation mode after global nuclear holocaust. When the enemy population is at its weakest, white americans having escape the nukes in the hills and suburbs, will swoop in fresh off our fat reserves and conquer the world.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're just going to get our asses handed to us, thankfully. hopefully they make sure to send a lot of minorities so we can thin out their numbers for a bit

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    our?
    begone foreign devil

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Send the chunky recruits to a 6-week fat camp prior to boot camp.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If we hit draft levels of war, fatties will have have fat camp.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse, your manpower pool could be composed of anal sluts.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shock troopers to soak bullets, and destroy defensive fortifications with their unstoppable bulk. If they manage to reach enemy positions, they can devour infantry.
    Can disrupt enemy positions with slow-creeping shockwave attacks - ineffective if the enemy knows how to jump over them, though.
    If dropped behind enemy lines, will deplete food supplies within the week if left unchecked.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drones. Lots and lots of drones.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cause nuclear winter
    >destroy global food production
    >Americans cleverly stored energy on themselves and survive

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing we always do, get Hispanics to do the work for us
    Case in point: the modern USMC

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