How are some people so fucking stupid that they forget their gun?

How are some people so fucking stupid that they forget their gun?

This was in a police department bathroom, apparently one of the people who works at a precious metal business in the same building left it there.

What do you do if you have to shit while carrying? With my G19 in an appendix holster it pretty much stays in place while I poop

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet! Free gun!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweet! Free gun!
      >HiPoint
      poorfag or black or both

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could only dream of such a day were I find an unsecured pistol in a bathroom.

      There’s a security camera right outside the bathroom, and the precious metal guys are required to open carry (very gay). It’s a very low traffic bathroom and I work in the same building, so it’d be very hard to get away with it.

      I’m now realizing I should’ve put it in the tank and came back another time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >free gun!
      >hi point
      Nopenopenopenopenope

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a hi point

    Top Kek. That question answers itself

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could only dream of such a day were I find an unsecured pistol in a bathroom.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    äää

    >not using the gun rack
    >not using the ammo changing station
    >not using the gunshot residue wipes
    christ, what is wrong with people? just be a good fucking person for FUCKs sake

    >not replying "yeah"
    yeah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Hi Point
      He left it there on purpose.

      I'm not a burger so I can't carry my handguns anyway, so this never occured to me until now, but I cannot imagine sticking my gun in all this public bathroom shit. How do you niggas do it, you have your hands on that gun every day, and you're just going to stick it in to some public bathroom asswipe dispenser? Fucking nauseating

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do if you have to shit while carrying?
    I put my gun on top of the plastic TP holders.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do if you have to shit while carrying?
    Take the gun out of its holster and put it in the top of my boot. When I pull my pants up it will be right there if I forgot about it somehow.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How are some people so fucking stupid that they forget their gun?
    just 4 days ago i lost a 1911 while hunting. My cousin texted me that afternoon asking if i lost my gun with a laughing emoji because he went back out hunting with his gf and found it

    it fell out of my holster because i was frollicking in a field stirring up pheasant

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit I was in that thread, I’m glad you found it.

      I wouldn’t beat yourself up over it either, yours unknowingly became detached in a field. This retard knowingly set it down here and forgot about it within a few minutes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I wouldn’t beat yourself up over it
        it was my dads favorite pistol
        if you ever read the "my dad died and all he had left was guns" thread, the one with the pissjug then im the same anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not him but i remember that thread, good to know your still around anon!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >pissjug

          What is that actually? Like cider?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but it's a fastferment conical full of something that probably isn't drinkable given that it's just open to the air

            you can see the lid with airlock just laying on the ground

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but it's a fastferment conical full of something that probably isn't drinkable given that it's just open to the air

            you can see the lid with airlock just laying on the ground

            >What is that actually? Like cider?
            Its actually piss... The bathroom is upstairs and walking up them was too much effort for the old man. He'd pee in the sink if it wasnt full of dishes

            What's the rarest gun you own?

            >What's the rarest gun you own?
            Either a p08 luger or a browning BLR chambered in 7mm-08

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lel i remember that bread. You got lucky bucko. U get that rust cleaned up? Probably owe yr cousin a reacharound too

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >U get that rust cleaned up?
        yeah, its all clean
        > Probably owe yr cousin a reacharound too
        i took care of his dog for over a week and he gave me a check that i never bothered cashing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn't even detail strip his rusty gun
          ngmi

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have over 50 guns and i might have deatail stripped like, 2 of them max

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's the rarest gun you own?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddy worked at a college security department nearby. Armed security, arrest powers and all.

    One of their less intelligent basketball officers decided to stick her pistol into the needle drop box. It fell in

    There are now signs up saying no phones or guns to be inserted into the box

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking unreal. I think felons should be allowed to own guns for the most part, but anyone that retarded should be banned from owning guns and anything vaguely pointy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Felons shouldn't be allowed to own guns, they can barely fly

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Felons should be allowed to own firearms
          Not even going to quote the rest of that. No.
          We already let the fucks out of prison because they might (maybe) get the kung flu.
          We stopped arresting naggers for crimes the day after Biden took office, now you want to give them all guns? Fuck off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not even going to quote the rest of that. No.
            You didn't even quote the first part right, it was 'shouldn't'
            It was also a joke about the SU-57, learn to read and stop ragefagging without reading it all

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How big was the fucking opening of the needle box if she could fit a gun in there? Geeze, some little kid could stick a hand in there and get needlestick AIDS or hep.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you do if you have to shit while carrying?
    Not a problem, I pocket carry.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was an armored truck fag and within 5 years I fired three people for this since company policy was zero tolerance for losing control of your gun.
    >1st was some vault rat that left her gun in the employee bathroom but someone filed it so I had to follow company policy.
    >2nd time was a nogg who forgot it in the shitter of the chic fila he picked up money from. Upon finding the gun the manager called his personal phone but he just decided to circle back later because returning immediately would've made his day longer. So he returned after a few hours of transporting cash unarmed to find out that most nogunz found the idea of handling and keeping a loaded gun to be too messed up so they called me instead.
    >3rd time semi retired cop that works part time for us and part time for his department leaves his gun in the speedway bathroom. Called him to let him know he should return immediately so he can clock out to get his gun back from the sheriff's department. "Oh shit it's really gone, I guess that means..." Me, "yeah sorry man".
    Anyways this can be avoided by just keeping your gun in the holster and letting it hit the bathroom floor along pants and gun belt which are all attached to each other, I never came close to this happening. You just gotta shit in single person bathrooms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This can all be avoided by shitting at home. Do you even need to drop your pants to the floor full pepe style if you've got a holster on? How's it any different to a big wallet in your pocket?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only retards shit in public places, thus the propensity of them forget their guns.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did last week in my own home. Taking a shit with gun on floor in front of me. Got up and left until realized it. I could only imagine doing this in a public shitter
    >Almost shit myself again!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gun on floor in front of me

      i'm more concerned you could have stepped on it and given yourself an ND up the ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not storing your gun in your ass while you take a shit
        NGMI; grim.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a cop shop share their bathrooms with public businesses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DC long ago had their police HQ in the Municipal Bldg., which also housed the DMV. Woeful security. Two FBI agents and a DC homicide detective were working in a Cold Case room. Armed subject burst in and killed all three cops, then killed himself. Typical confused crime scene, chaos: https://murderpedia.org/male.L/l/lawson-bennie.htm

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A coworker (outdoor security for intel community office building) did this: left his outdoor post, went to toilet inside, messed with his gun, left gun in toilet. Cleaning crew found gùn, and reported same. Coworker was called by boss and summarily fired. People want to handle their guns. The less the better!

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