Home security

As a eurogay, what steps can I reasonably take to ensure my apartment is safe from robbers and other scum? I already own a few knives and keep an axe next to the door, but a recent break in at an apartment just next to me has me worried. What steps can I take to ensure peace of mind at night that don’t include joining a gun club?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just get used to the idea that you're going to own less. nothing you own is worth the life of another person.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lock your doors, install extra bolts or stops on the interior side. Don't keep your axe by the door, by the time you realize someone's kicking it down they might already be through, and you can't get to it.

    Ultimately though, in your situation, your best bet is going to be making it as hard as possible for the intruder to get to you while you wait on police.

    >If you're outnumbered all you can do is delay and hide
    >If they're armed you really don't want to get into a fight
    >If they have a gun the only thing you can do is either hide or throw caution to the wind and fight for your life
    >Your best tool as a eurogay is the cops, have your phone set up to contact them quickly, hands-free if need be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a heavy security door so I feel reasonably safe in it holding up for a while. Only problem is it’s a rented apartment so I’m not sure about the legality of installing latches or chains. The only reason they were able to enter the neighbours apartment is they brought a crowbar. I always check that I’ve locked the door before bed and sleep with my phone next to me and the police saved on my contacts. Biggest problem is I live in a shithole, not the worst part of town but it’s not the kind of place you leave the local centre after midnight.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is your lease worth your life? Does your landlord snoop around and check if you've changed the place?
        >The only reason they were able to enter the neighbors is they brought a tool that can be easily sourced almost anywhere

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m one of the lucky people to actually have a first hand contact for a decent apartment in my country for my age. If I lose the apartment I also lose 21 years of queue time for it and will have to look for a new second hand apartment for way more money in a worse area. Also I’m renting from a very large contractor so they do regularly do maintenance and checks of apartments. I’ll check with them if possible.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crowbar
        I don't think there's much you can do about destructive entry rather than just making it more difficult

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call the police you fricking moron.
    Also, Bellator malus est.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The police in my country are mostly incompetent fricks more occupied with having sex than actually responding to calls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. has never dealt with cops
      if you wanna wait two hours for a response, sure, rely solely on the police.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since you're an urbanite Eurogay all I can suggest is that you learn to suck dick really good. Make sure not to use teeth and remember to cup the balls. I hope you don't have any females living with you because they're gonna get raped.
    >move the axe to your bedroom and maybe get a large dresser that you can slide in front of the door as-needed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d struggle to call the region I live in urbanised. Walk 300 meters outside the centre and it’s empty grasslands and woods

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep voting for anti gun parties so that criminals don't have access to guns. European home defense is having a safe spot so your Amazon package isn't pilfered, American home defense is hoping to win the daily wigger-Black person-shootout.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >european home defense is having a safe space for Amazon packages

      I’m pretty sure Amazon never actually managed a foothold in my country, that’s how fricked it is

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What country?
    Can you own pepper spray? That plus the axe should be sufficient (although I'd be tempted to upgrade the axe to a saber or gladius, if you're potentially going to be outnumbered then you want a weapon that's not going to leave you exposed after every swing).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what country?
      Swedistan

      >can you own pepper spray?
      Pretty sure it’s illegal

      See pick enclosed for the axe, made by a family friend and given as a housewarming gift. I’ve got some experience (3 years) of doing kendo so I might considering getting a short gladius.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Sweden even that dangerous? I know Malmo is kind of like New Mogadishu, but normal towns and villages?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live in the capital suburbs. You know the place with no go zones?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get funs in Sweden, right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun’s?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice axe but I'd prefer a sword. Not only are they more nimble weapons but having the option to thrust is good and an axe like that could get lodged in someone's skull if your hit them in the head (at least, that's a problem with your typical hardware store hammer and from looking at the shape of that axe head I think it'd be the same), only takes a second to wrench it out but a second could be lethal if you're outnumbered.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What’s a reasonably cheap but effective sword? I’m thinking logically it has to be short, stout and double edged. The only site over heard of selling swords of some repute is kult of Athena.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, idea. I've got a couple of swords but they're both inherited antiques.

            I'd say
            >Ability to both cut and thrust - Straight or mildly curved but nothing that'll stop you thrusting should you need to. Nothing too light to cut with either, I want some heft behind the slash.
            >Short enough that it's not awkward to use indoors and around furniture but long enough to give you the edge over a guy with a baseball bat, machete or axe.
            >Some sort of hand protection, even just a knuckle bow (I messed around with HEMA when I was at uni and hands make easy targets)
            A navy cutlass would be ideal imo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Norge here, check out sprays under the description 'självförsvarsspray'. Those are legal to use. But if you're smart you'll focus on having a better lock. You're already armed, consider the possibility that your mental state is fricked because the presumption you had of being safe was violated, and it'll return in a few weeks.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reported to EU supreme minister for highly problematic anti-social behavior and hate thought towards the differently property abled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good run while it lasted, can’t wait to be jailed in a cushy cell for wrongthink

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aw i thought europe was perfectly safe because you banned guns. if you get murdered just use the free healthcare you never shut the frick up about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implies every European thinks the same and votes the same.

      Is a Californian the same as a Utahn? Post something constructive or go leave

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the apartment next to you targeted, or was it random? if it was random, they probably aren't choosing apartments that are occupied, so your weapons are pointless if you aren't home when a break-in happens.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely random from what I heard, guy broke in but another neighbour opened their door to check what the noise was about and they took off running.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    It's a fun video

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spray them with nail polish and kindly bit firmly offer them a ciggy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smokes are expensive, so no.

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