Home Defense Kit Posted on March 2, 2023 by PrepHole Contributor let's see it. (no I don't own a gun)
Get a gun.
>a fucking claw hammer and flashlight
>Bro, you don't know my mentality. I see red and bodies hit the floor.
Machete > hammer
The real weapon is fear. A man who is truly ready to kill (legally, castle doctrine) is able to strike mortal fear into a home invader. I have done it multiple times. I was absolutely ready to fucking kill with my bare hands and that was enough to scare them off. Fuck, I was even excited about it, maybe there is something wrong with me. Just got my blood pumping.
I moved to a quiet, peaceful place now. Way out in the country, out in nature. Still ready to flip the switch at any moment, but I learned to relax and enjoy simple living out in nature.
I can only really truly relate with people who have survived extreme violence, like living through deaths and murders and firefights. Thugs, cops, veterans, killers, people like that.
Once you cross that line, normal society never looks the same again. I don't want to be a part of it, I just want to be innawoods. Once you have seen enough people shot and killed in real life, sometimes you just want to fuck off innawoods and be left alone.
Imagine killing dozens of people with napalm overseas then society just wants you to go work at Burger King and drive an Accord like absolutely nothing happened. Fuck that, I kill hogs for a living, that's my profession. To fuck and kill. Fuck a 9-5 with some dickhead whose never even been in a firefight telling me what to do for a paycheck. I would rather kill hogs and gators and mountain lions and sell the meat and hides. Fuck chasing a check, my profession is to fuck and kill.
SO these hogs, do you fuck them before or after you kill them?
I only fuck deer. MALE or FEMALE I bring condoms and lube.
True PrepHoleommando right there.
I worked at a bar in college. Was meeting some friends on a day off and a drunk started fucking with a couple girls I knew. Told him to chill, so he decided he was going to challenge me. Before I even knew what happened I have had a strong grip on his larynx telling him he best be on his way. He left straight away and I was awarded various hero prizes by the girls. Great night all around. Saw the guy again a couple weeks later and he apologized.
It was like a subconscious force controlled my hand, but the fear in his eyes was so distinct that I can remember it to this day. That lesson has served me well since.
>The real weapon is fear. A man who is truly ready to kill (legally, castle doctrine)
>I can only really truly relate with people who have survived extreme violence
>I was awarded various hero prizes by the girls
This is the perfect response to such autistic dribble. Obviously fear controls humans are they actually a fucking sped? Should I alert their caretaker? These retarded morons get onto the internet and just look like gays kek
You're a fucking idiot, I've actually caught a few people who broke in. The last time it was three kids from about 17 to about 10. I was asleep on a sofa and they did not see me. Grabbed two of them by the hoodies and spun them about the other one got out the door but fell trying to get back over the wall and hurt himself. I did not even bother pressing charges. You sound like a complete dipshit. I also caught a junkie with a screwdriver and a torch and had him trapped inside a wheelie bin and kept banging the sides of it with a plank. Scaring junkies and kids is not 'extreme violence'.
You must have had other suburbanite white pussies like you try to break in. morons and beaners do not look at a white man's eyes and see "Oh shit diz bro full of da bloodlust he tough like John Wick", they don't think like that. They just do stuff and live in the moment. There is no tomorrow for them. You were lucky that it was some teenage pussies most likely, and not some actual honest to god criminals who would be armed, and they themselves frothing at the mouth to beat you to death.
For me it's using a heavy broom or a large iron pipe to outrange the robber.
I really think that a machete or bat would give better range absent a firearm. Even then, surely a knife would be more difficult for an attacker to grab.
Edge alignment is difficult to keep track of in a real brawl. Not to mention you need swing space in a confined area like a hallway, doorway. Hammer doesn't have any of these problems. Its sufficient 1 handed and doesn't need much swing space. With a flashlight the perp won't see what's happening
>alignment is still an issue
would rather have a single-piece heavy duty rolling pin with grippy tape AKA trench club
I LOVE VIOLENCE
Don't listen to these retards OP
A claw hammer is one of the best ready to go melee weapons you can buy. Machetes need good edge alignment, both bats and machetes are pretty long, with a hammer you can grip high if you need to use it in a confined space, and you can hook with the claw part.
Buy a shorter machete that has a good tip and you can thrust with it too.
Your retarded op
Fiber or a ruby pulse laser....might be a bit bulky but any home invader is going blind while you watch with goggles on.
If for some retarded reason you can get a nice strong pulse laser small enough that is going to ignite whatever you point it at.
This nerd might be outdated info but it shows how dangerous this can be and if you can improve the power delivery efficiency and battery density due to new shit coming out every few years boom you got a weapon that will blind your invader painfully, burn his clothes or his hair and whatever else your pointing at
Bonus poits are i doubt youd kill anyone via a laser so you dont need to worry about murder charges, and you can argue your a laser enthusiast who used less than lethal force in the situation.
they will just close their eyes, pepper spray or pepper gun works better
Closing your eyes doesn't save you from instant blindness from a sufficiently powerful laser
Do you have a fire extinguisher?
You are much more likely to need that than you are a gun for home defense.
>no pcc thread
Fire extinguishers are boring though. I'm much more likely to have fun with guns than I am with a fire extinguisher.
hey delta team tactical has the angled magazine "pouches" for $10 right now. you're welcome
>not starting a fire and then seeing how quickly you can put it out for fun.
> sig 553
> attack cat
what command initiates attack cat?
Silent alarm that's the cat it moves when it hears something if it's on your bed you wake.
he's pretty smart and he hates strangers.
Pretty certain he can see in infrared.
Always within the reach of my hand.
For me it's the gunstock war club
cops could ask why you had a hammer standing by
on the other hand nobody would question you just happening to pick up a cast iron fry pan in the kitchen when you hear a strange noise
>cops could ask why you had a hammer standing
For defense. Nothing wrong with that.
Unless you live in gay Canada or something. Then you had a hammer out to hang pictures
>cops could ask why you had a hammer standing by
If you live in a country where this happens death is your best option.
I guess they'll really have questions for me then...
Do you live in the uk or some other cucked shithole? A cop in the US will be more likely to ask why the fuck you're using a hammer instead of a gun.
Mine is the same plus swim goggles and pepper spray. I can't own a gun for personal reasons so this is the next best thing. Nobody can withstand the pepper spray hammer beatdown.
imagine being a thugged up nog doing a home invasion and suddenly a fat retard wearing nothing but underwear and crooked swim goggles bursts out of his bedroom holding a can of bear spray and a hammer
A thin wristed, anti-gun nu-male will explain that this is his home defence loadout to protect his family against multiple armed, and physically stronger home invaders. He will tell you this in a tone as though to say that this is very obviously adequate.
I unironically wish I was that confident.
I'd genuinely like to see how badass you'd be fighting OP when he shatters your forearm, collar bone and knee. Yeah sure you're a tough guy but real life isn't a movie or video game. Pain is real and adrenaline doesn't make it go away unlike what the movies will tell you.
The moment OP smashes you with a hammer you're going to the floor and literally squirting piss and shit all over yourself from the pain.
>b-but I lift weights
Your nervous system doesn't give a fuck.
Did you even read the post you are responding to?
He's on PrepHole. He can barely read english. Give him a broken.
I work in a different, very unsafe, but very corrupt country with fucked self-defence laws for 3 months out of the year, so any guns I could own would be more of a hinderance in home defence and net me a lot of jail time in rape-city. Instead, I just so happen to have very heavy, studded steel-capped "chair legs" and a large steel-rimmed "tabletop" with straps on standby. The local criminal element literally use dull machetes, short spears and bow/arrow, and I've already defended myself and my car 3 times.
>get jumped by 4 guys while parking my car
>take "chair leg" from seat and approach the leader who's trying to use broken english to intimidate me
>crack his skull with a quick few taps to the top of the head
>this is made easy, since he's 5'2
>he lets out a quavering, high-pitched scream and clutches his head as blood pisses out
>his friends immediately abandon him
>one of them fires a single arrow up into the air in my direction and it lands in a nearby garden
>hear front door being pried open
>grab chair leg and tabletop
>see 6 guys
>3 immediately run
>3 try their luck
>have to swing upwards in a tight hallway
>connect with his jaw
>literally eject teeth from his mouth
>it was only 3, but it looked like it was raining teeth at the time
>destroy his shoulder and collarbone as he hunches over to try to bring his spear up
>the other 2 run and leave me to fuck up their friend
>sitting out the back
>just finished applying new studs to chair leg
>4 guys slip a coathanger through the lock and open it
>walk right past me as I'm sitting in the dark
>stand up and clobber one at the back of the neck
>the others actually stick around for once
>pull bows and do their dominance display dance
>one of them looses an arrow
>watch as it hits my couch and doesn't penetrate at all
>it's so weak it's like a kid's toy
>point to the gate and threaten to club their friend to death
>they run, leaving their friend
>he stays bent over and waddles away
? Is this some shithole Africa or something?
>fucked self-defence laws
>literal bows and arrows
Closest thing I can think of, don’t know shit about gun laws in Africa, but maybe some in cities big enough to travel to for work and be worth while. Maybe a Shell HQ in Nigeria or something
hammer > gun for style alone
Come and get me morons
Crowbar, claw hammer, and large knife all tucked into the frame of my bed at various locations. My only problem is deciding what to murder a home invader with.
I'm a citycuck in leafistan so I cant use my guns or I'll spend forever innajail. I also live in a condo at a high floor so the only person who will ever try to force entry will be someone very drunk or mentally ill. Nobody competent would force entry. If I lived in a house I would have a more ballistic-focused defense regardless of law
I feel it
looks more like a home offense kit
Good ol Scotland stick
Best melee weapon is an aluminum children's tee ball bat and OC spray.
I have one of these tucked behind my rear passenger headrest/seatbelt thing in my car...
Very light weight but definitely wouldn't want to get hit with one
>not having a Glock knife with your Glock gun
Sorry, I like good knives instead
Son, I'm dissapoint.
Not him, but Glock knives/bayonets are shit steel shit
Yes, they're shit knives, just like how Glocks are also shit, but you're missing and the point and I'm not going to spoon feed you.
You have to be 18 to post here
I have a glock.
And I also have its cable lock wrapped up nicely in a tube sock for melee combat.
who hasn't seen my fiberglass armor and ghetto war hammer yet?
ahem, an announcement
Roundhouse kick a looter into the concrete.
Slam dunk a looter baby into the trashcan.
Crucify filthy looters.
Defecate in a looters food.
Launch looters into the sun.
Stir fry looters in a wok.
Toss looters into active volcanoes.
Urinate into a looters gas tank.
Judo throw looters into a wood chipper.
Twist looters heads off.
Report looters to the IRS.
Karate chop looters in half.
Curb stomp pregnant looters.
Trap looters in quicksand.
Crush looters in the trash compactor.
Liquefy looters in a vat of acid.
Exterminate looters in the gas chamber.
Stomp looter skulls with steel toed boots.
Cremate looters in the oven.
Mandatory abortions for looters.
Grind looter fetuses in the garbage disposal.
Drown looters in fried chicken grease.
Vaporize looters with a ray gun.
Kick old looters down the stairs.
Feed looters to alligators.
Slice looters with a katana.
You should make a tower shield.
I fuck heavy with it. You have the mindset needed to survive and win.
I have a Sig AR15 unlocked in a case under my bed, a Canik TP9 Elite Combat in the bedside table, and level 4 bodyarmor under the bed as well. What I grab depends on how much time I think I have. I have a shield 45 that lives downstairs if a breakin happens while I on the other side of the house. I staged a combat knife on my wife's side of the bed, I don't trust her with a gun in a combat situation.
Trauma kit on a peg on the bathroom wall.